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Barry's Bits of Wizdum
Some are great some aren't.
Great ones came from God,
the rest are mine.
                                                    FIRST YEAR
​1.    WHAT CAN'T BE SHARED IS OF LITTLE VALUE.
2.   WAGER NOT ON HORSES, BUT ON YOURSELF.
3.     INJUSTICE GIVEN, EVENTUALLY WILL FIND IT'S WAY BACK TO THE GIVER.
4.   THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS WISDOM IS THE REALIZATION THAT YOU ARE AS             IMPORTANT AS ME.
5.   FREEDOM GROWS WHERE THE RULES ARE EQUAL FOR ALL MEN.
6.    TACT WALKS WITH CARING.
7.   STUPIDITY IS NEVER CONFUSED BY TRUTH.
8.   A MOTHERS LOVE CAN NEVER BE EQUALED.
9.   CONCERN YOURSELF WITH GOOD AND EVIL WILL FLEE.
10.  GOD MUST SURELY LAUGH AT OUR TRANSITORY GREAT AMBITIONS.
11.  MAN IS KING OVER ALL CREATION; EXCEPT THAT WHICH THE CREATOR         WITHHOLDS.
12.  YOUR GOOD OR EVIL WILL TRACK YOU DOWN.
13.  IF LOVE HAS GONE, THE WAY BACK IS TO START APPRECIATING ALL YOU         HAVE LEFT, YOUR SIGHT, HEARING, HEALTH ETC.
14.  ACTS OF KINDNESS PROVIDE MANY DIVIDENDS.
15.  CONSCIENCE, SWAYED BY CURRENT FASHION, LEADS TO A MARSHMALLOW         MIND.
16.  WINNING REQUIRES MUCH WISDOM TO TAKE IT'S NEXT STEP.
17.   GOOD JUDGEMENT, OFTEN, REQUIRES HISTORY TO MAKE THE                 ANNOUNCEMENT.
18.  POSSESSIONS ARE YOURS FOR A LIMITED TIME, OVER WHICH YOU HAVE NO            CONTROL.
19.   PEACEFUL MEN MUST, SOMETIMES, FIGHT FOR THEIR BELIEFS.
20.  LOVE CAN COME UPON YOU ANY TIME; KEEPING IT REQUIRES CONSTANT              VIGILANCE.
21.  ENVY, CAN BE THE SEED OF AMBITION.
22.  JOY IS DIFFICULT TO BEHOLD THROUGH SAD EYES.
23.  READING WITHOUT THINKING, IS LIKE A CAR WITHOUT WHEELS.
24.  SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, ALL TRAPS HAVE LOOKED INVITING.
25.  RITING IZ EEZEE, SPEELING IZ TUFF.
26.  DYING, LIKE BIRTH, IS ALSO A GIFT FROM GOD.
27.   LOVING AND MAKING LOVE, DOESN'T ALWAYS REQUIRE THE SAME
        PARTICIPANTS.
28.  THE ABSOLUTELY BEST TIME IS NOW.
29.     MAN, AS PART OF HIS NATURE, MUST FIGHT FOR HIS BELIEFS, OR
          FORFEIT HIS MANHOOD.
30.    OVER AND OVER, SURE BEATS ONE TIME UNDER.
31.    HAPPINESS CANNOT LIVE IN A HOUSE OF HATE.
32.    EXCESS ALWAYS BITES BACK EXCESSIVELY.
33.    NOW, IS EASIER TO LIVE WITH IF WE HAVE LEARNED APPRECIATION.
34.    WITHOUT LOVE, THE DAY IS WASTED.
35.    TAKING THE PULSE OF A SITUATION, IS BETTER THAN BEING ABSENT.
36.     TRUST GOD, HE CREATED YOU.
37.    LOVE THAT LASTS A LIFETIME, NEEDS A LIFETIME OF CARING.
38.    THE PAST BECOMES PERFECT WHEN VIEWED FROM THE PRESENT.
39.    LIVE TODAY SO TOMORROWS MEMORIES WILL BE PLEASANT.
40.    ENJOYMENT COMES IN LITTLE BITS, SO STAY ALERT.
41.     IF YOU NEED A REALLY POWERFUL FRIEND, TRY GOD.
42.    TRUTH STAYS WHEN FASHION HAS TURNED TO RAGS.
43.    GREAT PLANS HAVE OFTEN COME TO NAUGHT, FOR LACK OF            A BREATH-MINT.
44.    WHEN BEAUTY IS PRESENT, TAKE TIME TO ENJOY IT, LEST YOUR
          TIME RUN OUT.
45.    TRUTH EASES YOUR BURDENS THROUGH LIFE, AND DOESN'T TAX
          YOUR MEMORY.
46.    GOOD MEMORIES ARE LIKE TRUSTED OLD FRIENDS.
47.    TENACITY, IS THE FAST LANE ON THE ROAD TO SUCCESS.
48.    IF YOU WOULD EARN A PROFIT, GIVE YOUR VERY BEST.
49.    HUMOR, IS THE DESERT AT LIFE'S BANQUET.
50.    LIES ARE ALWAYS LIES, AND USUALLY RETURN TO BITE THE LIAR.
51.    SOLVING ANY PROBLEM, REQUIRES A START.
52.    HONOR, CAN ONLY BE KILLED FROM WITHIN.
53.    THERE ARE FEW CERTAINTIES, BUT SURELY FAITH IS ONE OF THEM.
54.    HUMILITY IS SOMETIMES CONFUSED WITH WEAKNESS, BE
          CAREFUL LEST YOU STUMBLE OVER IT.
55.    WEALTH SHOULD BE DEFINED BEFORE A MAJOR PURSUIT 
          IS STARTED.
56.    A SINCERE SMILE DIMINISHES THE FEARS OF THE BEHOLDER.
57.    LOVE, UNSPOKEN, IS LIKE MUSIC TO ONE WHO IS DEAF.
58.    LACK OF USE WILL FREEZE THE BRAIN.
59.    STOUTNESS OF FIGURE, OFTEN DENOTES CONTENTMENT.
60.    AN INCREDIBLE WASTE OF TIME IS ACCOMPLISHED BY WATCHING
          T. V. COMMERCIALS.
61.    LOOK FOR LOVE OR HATE, YOU CAN'T SEEK BOTH.
62.    EQUALITY, IS A JUDGEMENT ONLY GOD CAN MAKE, AND WILL.
63.    WISDOM IS KNOWING WHEN TO STOP THROWING STONES AND
          WHEN TO START BUILDING WITH THEM.
64.    LOVE WITHOUT ACTION IS LIKE AN OCEAN WITHOUT WATER.
65.    MODERATION IS OFTEN ATTRIBUTABLE TO A FAST MOVING CLOCK.
66.    GOOD DEEDS SHOULD NOT BE ACCOMPANIED WITH A BRASS BAND.
67.    LOVE GROWS IN THE FERTILE SOIL OF TRUST.
68.    REASON APPEARS WHEN EMOTION IS SPENT.
69.    IF A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN WHAT IS REQUIRED WAS DONE,
          MANY BLESSINGS WOULD FOLLOW.
70.    HITTING BOTTOM, FOR MANY OF US, IS THE ONLY WAY UP.
71.    HOPE, REMOVES THE STING FROM A BAD SITUATION.
72.    HAPPINESS COMES FROM KNOWING WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE.
73.    ACHIEVEMENT IS IMPOSSIBLE, WHERE THE ONLY NOURISHMENT
          IS NEGATIVES.
74.    THE PRICE OF PEACE, IS SOMETIMES WAR.
75.    THE POWER FOR SMILES OR TEARS IS YOURS, USE IT WISELY.
76.    SPEAK TRUTHFULLY, AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT,
          YOUR ETERNAL ONE DOES.
77.    JOURNALISTIC TRUTH TWISTERS SHOULD BE BOILED IN HOT INK.
78.    PEACE, IS ALWAYS WELL ARMED.
79.    IF YOU WANT TRUE PEACE, FIND YOUR PATH TO GOD, THERE
          IS NO OTHER WAY.
80.    A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW LITTLE WE
          CAN EVER KNOW.
81.    BEAUTY STARTS FROM WITHIN AND HITS THE BEHOLDER
         WHO IS WITHOUT.
82.    BRAIN CHAINS, YOU CREATE, AND ONLY YOU CAN BREAK.
83.    A CONSCIENCE DRUGGED, GAINS ONLY REMORSE.
84.    LONGEVITY NEEDS ACTIVITY, ANYTHING LESS EQUALS ATROPHY.
85.    UNCHECKED GOVERNMENT SOON HAS ONE, DECIDING WHAT
          IS BEST FOR ALL.
86.    WEIGHT CRAWLS UPON US WHILE WAITING TO GET STARTED.
87.    HUMAN NATURE NEEDS TIME TO UNDERSTAND IT'S LIMITATIONS.
88.    THE FUTURE, LIKE YOUR NEXT BREATH, IS IN GOD'S HANDS.
89.    LAUGHTER AND TEARS, ARE THE MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF LIFE,
          YOU MUST HAVE BOTH.
90.    THE HISTORY OF MAN IS, CHANGE.
91.    BELIEF IN GOD, SHOULD ARRIVE WITH YOUR NEXT SUNRISE.
92.    THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT -BEAUTY OR MISERY-
          YOU MUST DECIDE WHAT TO LOOK AT.
93.    THE DAWN OF WISDOM, IS KNOWING WE DON'T KNOW ALL THINGS.
94.     GRATITUDE IS EASIER TO EXPRESS, AFTER FIRST MEETING HAPPINESS.
95.    IF YOU DOUBT THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, TRY MAKING A SUNSET.
96.    LIFE CONSISTS OF MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS; BUT IF YOU'RE
          VERY VERY LUCKY SOMETIMES YOU WILL FIND A PLAIN.
97.    CONCENTRATION, COMES BEFORE UNDERSTANDING.
98.    INVESTIGATE UNTIL THE TRUTH IS FOUND, ANYTHING LESS IS INJUSTICE.
99.    DOING IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, IS EASIER THAN MAKING UP EXCUSES.
100.    KNOWLEDGE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE, TRUTH ISN'T.
101.    TREAT THE PRESENT GENTLY, IT'S WHAT YOUR MEMORIES
            WILL BE MADE OF.
102.    HOME IS WHERE LOVE LIVES.
103.    BEAUTY SEEN AND APPRECIATED, RECHARGES THE BATTERIES OF YOUR             LIFE.  
104.HUMILITY UNDERSTANDS WE ARE ONLY A PIECE, NOT THE WHOLE.
105.CONTENTMENT LIVES IN THE MIND, NOT IN THE BANK.
106.HOPE, IS WHAT TOMORROW IS MADE OF.
107.BRAINS, LIKE A JET PLANE, MUST BE PUT IN MOTION TO BE USEFUL.
108.THINK - AND SURPRISE YOUR MIND!
109.WAITING TIME, IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO REVIEW YOUR BEST MEMORIES.
110.HAPPY MEMORIES CAN'T BE ERASED AND SHOULD BE REVISITED 
        FREQUENTLY.
111.FRIENDSHIP IS THE MEAT AND POTATOES OF LIFE; BUT LOVE
       IS THE DESSERT.
112.FEAR FLIES AWAY AS FAITH DRAWS NEAR.
113.IF YOUR FACE IS THE MIRROR OF YOUR SOUL, YOU HAD BETTER
        LEARN HOW TO SMILE MORE OFTEN.
114. LOVE CANNOT BE PERMANENT UNTIL IT HAS A REASON TO EXIST.
115. IT IS BETTER TO BE KNOWN AND UNDERSTOOD BY A FEW, THAN TO BE 
        FAMOUS AND UNDERSTOOD BY NONE.
116. ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE, BEFORE IT BECOMES A MEMORY.
117. MAN'S JUSTICE, AT BEST, IS A LONG WAY FROM PERFECT.
118. BELIEF IN SELF, BECOMES A LOT EASIER AFTER YOU BELIEVE IN GOD.
119. PRAYER, IS MUCH BETTER THAN GIVING ADVICE TO GOD.
120. COURAGE, IS USUALLY FOUND WALKING WITH COMMITMENT.
121. CHANCE, IS WHAT LIFE IS, WITHOUT GOD.
122. WHERE A MAN WALKS, TELLS MUCH ABOUT HIS LIFE.
123. TRUE LOVE IS NOT BOUND BY TIME.
124. EXCUSES ARE ONLY NECESSARY WHILE SUCCESS IS PLAYING HARD TO 
        GET.
125. USE WHAT YOU HAVE, BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVEN'T
126. TALK, WITHOUT DEEDS, IS ONLY NOISE.
127. GROWTH, STARTS WITH THE ACCEPTANCE OF RESPONSIBILITY.
128. PROGRESS, SOMETIMES GETS IT'S START FROM A SMALL STONE UNDER 
        YOUR SLEEPING BAG.
129. VANITY IS EASILY PUNCTURED, BY THE SMALL HUNGRY WORM THAT 
        GETS YOU IN THE END.
130. CONFLICT STARTS, WHEN REASON STOPS.
131. FROM FORTY TILL FIFTY, WE ARE WORKING TO ATTAIN SIXTY.
132. STYLE, BY DEFINITION, IS CHANGE.
133. SUPPRESSION OF A PEOPLE IS A DOOMED ADVENTURE.
134. LIFE IS JUST ABOUT EQUAL TO WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
135 .ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE - BUT ASK GOD NOT MAN.
136. EASTER IS THANKSGIVING.
137. LIFE, WITHOUT YOU, ISN'T!
138. IF DEATH AND TAXES A CERTAIN, LETS HEAR A CHEER FOR LIFE.
139. TRAGEDY, IS THE ABILITY TO ENJOY NOTHING.
140. THE FIRST WARM DAY AFTER A COLD WINTER, SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY.
141. RESPONSIBILITY, IS THE EMBRYO OF CIVILIZATION.
142. THE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING, IS THE CONSTANT CURSE OF THE NEWS 
        MEDIA.
143. WHEN ALL IS LOST, YOUR WRONG, GOD IS STILL HERE.
144. HUMILITY LIVES IN A HOUSE OF PEACE.
145. GOOD LUCK, IS A EUPHEMISM FOR HARD WORK.
146. EDUCATION IS TO THE MIND WHAT FOOD IS TO THE STOMACH, STOP 
        EITHER AND YOUR DEAD.
147. FREEDOM COMES FROM YOUR MIND, ONLY.
148. BEAUTY BEHELD, IS NOT EASILY FORGOTTEN.
149. FATHERS MUST ADD TO THEIR SONS, SO THEIR SONS CAN DO THE SAME.
150. MANNERS, ARE THE GIFT WRAPPINGS OF COMMON SENSE.
151. IF YOU DESIRE GRAND MEMORIES, LEAVE THE PARTY AT IT'S HEIGHT.
152. HAVING FUN IS A FORM OF PROFIT THAT DOESN'T APPEAR ON YOUR 
        BANK STATEMENT.
153. HEAT CAN NOT LIVE WITH COLD, ANYMORE THAN LOVE CAN LIVE WITH 
        HATE.
154. THE MOST DANGEROUS ADDICTIVE NARCOTIC IN THIS WORLD IS LIVING 
         IN YOUR HOME AND IT'S CALLED TELEVISION.
155. HAPPINESS COMES WITH THE REALIZATION THAT GOD, NOT YOU, IS IN 
        CHARGE.
156. CLOCKS WERE INVENTED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS ON TIME FOR 
        EVERYTHING.
157. HUGE EGOS, TRIP OVER DEAF EARS,
158. WHEN A POLITICIAN PROMISES TO GIVETH, REMEMBER HE MUST FIRST 
        TAKETH AWAY.
159. JOGGING MAY BE GOOD FOR THE HEART, BUT WALKING IS GREAT FOR 
        THE SOUL.
160. ATTAINMENT OF YOUR HIGHEST GOAL, MAKES YOUR NEXT STEP VERY 
        DIFFICULT.
161. THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF MORE LAWYERS WERE 
        EMPLOYED DRIVING AMBULANCES, INSTEAD OF CHASING THEM.
162. WALK DO NOT RUN, IS AN ESPECIALLY GOOD RULE TO FOLLOW AS WE 
        NEAR THE END.
163. T.V. IS THE ACRONYM FOR TOTAL VOID.
164. WHILE DRIVING WE OBEY THE TRAFFIC SIGNALS; WHEN GOING 
        THROUGH LIFE, IT WOULD BE EASIER IF WE PAID 
        MORE ATTENTION TO THE SIGNALS GIVEN OUT BY THE TEN 
       COMMANDMENTS.
165. THE FUTURE IS THE PLEASANT PLANS WE MAKE FOR TOMORROW.
166. IF YOUR ROAD THROUGH LIFE IS CROOKED, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 
       STRAIGHTEN YOURSELF OUT.
167. WEIGHT, UNLIKE A BANK ACCOUNT, ALWAYS HAS MORE DEPOSITS THAN 
        WITHDRAWALS.
168. LONGEVITY, WITHOUT EXPERIENCE, DOESN'T LEAD TO WISDOM; JUST 
       OLD AGE.
169. MANS BEST FRIEND IS ALLEGED TO BE HIS DOG, BUT A PRETTY GIRL IS  
        A LOT MORE FUN.
170. A SHARP TONGUE SHOULD BE USED TOP CUT ITSELF OFF.
171. WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE GOD CREATED MAN-----------------LAST?
172. THE ONLY KEY TO WISDOM IS LEARNING, THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS.
173. CHICKENS EAT WORMS, WE EAT CHICKENS, WORMS EAT US; MAKES 
        YOU WONDER.
174. WHAT WOULD CRITICS DO, IF DOERS DIDN'T?
175. IF YOU KEEP BENDING THE LAW, YOU WILL BECOME CROOKED.
176. WHY IS IT THAT UNSUCCESSFUL LAWYERS, WIND UP BEING POLITICIANS?
177. HUMILITY, IS A LESSON ALL FISHERMEN LEARN WHEN THE FISH AREN'T 
        BITING, ARROGANCE IS LEARNED WHEN THEY ARE.
178. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE WIND IS KEPT WHEN IT ISN'T 
        BLOWING?
179. HISTORY HAS TAUGHT US THAT WHEN GOVERNMENTS GET TOO BIG, 
        THEY FALL.
180. GOD CREATED MAN, THEN MAN CREATED PREJUDICE AGAINST HIS 
        FELLOW MAN.
181. JOGGING WAS FIRST INVENTED BY A MAN WHO DISCOVERED THAT HIS 
        SPARE TIRE WAS ALSO FLAT.
182. GOSSIP STARTS, WHEN TALK IS CHEAP.
183. YOUR TIME IS LIMITED, SO SPEND IT WISELY.
184. GROSS, IS WHAT YOUR SCALE SAYS ON THANKSGIVING DAY 
        AFTERNOON.
185. IF YOU NEED A LESSON IN PATIENCE, GO FISHING.
186. LAUGHTER CURES MANY ILLS.
187. IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR PROBLEMS GROW, CALL A LAWYER.
188. SOCIAL SECURITY, ISN'T EITHER.
189. IF THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, IT'S A WISE WORM THAT SLEEPS 
        LATE.
190. WORKING LIKE A BEAVER IS O.K. IF YOU ARE A DAM BUILDER.
191. HELP, IS WHAT YOU ASK FOR AFTER FOLLY.
192. LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU FORGET YOURSELF.
193. FAITH IS BETTER THAN FACT.
194. SURRENDER IS WHAT A WOMAN DOES AFTER SHE HAS WON YOUR 
        HEART.
195. WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WHY WON'T THE NEWS MEDIA BELIEVE IT.
196. GAY USED TO MEAN HAPPY, NOW IT'S THE ACRONYM FOR "GROSS 
  ABNORMAL YEARNINGS" OR "GOT AIDS YET".
197. "PRETTY AS A PICTURE" CAME BEFORE FINGER PAINTING.
198. FALSIES ARE A BUST.
199. PRISON IS WHERE THE SOUL GOES WHEN IT'S NOT RIGHT WITH GOD.
200. BREAKING THE LAW, STARTS BY BENDING THE RULES.
201. BEFORE CLIMBING THE LADDER OF SUCCESS, CHECK IT'S FOUNDATION.
202. CURRENT THEORIES ATTRIBUTE CREATION TO THE BIG BANG THEORY, 
        BUT FAIL TO SAY WHO LIT THE FUSE.
203. IT'S A GOOD THING ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T MEMBERS OF PLANNED 
        PARENTHOOD.
204. ONE WHO SEEKS NITS TO PICK IS, CALLED A LAWYER.
205. PLANNED PARENTHOODS MEMBERSHIP WOULD BE GREATLY 
        DIMINISHED, IF THEIR PARENTS PRACTICED WHAT THEY PREACH.
206. A GOOD POLITICIAN IS ONE WHO CAN TURN A MOLE HILL INTO A 
        MOUNTAIN.
207. KNOWLEDGE IS LIKE A HAMMER, IT CAN BUILD OR DESTROY.
208. WHEN RANK IS GIVEN PRIVILEGE, IT ABUSES IT RANKLY.
209. WANT TO GET HIGH, THINK ABOUT GOD, WANT TO GET LOW, GET HIGH 
        ON DRUGS.
210. WOMEN WEAR NIGHTGOWNS FOR SLEEPING, BUT THEY KEEP THE MEN 
        AWAKE.
211. STAY WHERE YOU BELONG AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO COVER YOUR 
       TRACKS.
212. IT'S HARD TO FILL ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES, WHEN HE'S STILL GOT HIS 
        FEET IN THEM. 
213. MANY CHILDREN AREN'T SEEN OR HEARD, BECAUSE OF THEIR LARGE 
        LOUD RADIOS.
214. THE BEACH IS WHERE A LITTLE TRIES TO COVER A LOT.
215. BRAINS LIKE ACORNS, NEED TIME TO GROW.
216. ADULT, NOW MEANS YOU CAN WATCH FILTH LEGALLY.
217. WHEN ALL IS WELL, WHY KEEP TINKERING WITH IT.
218. HUMAN SACRIFICE IS WHEN THE MAN STAYS HOME TO MIND THE KIDS.
219. "WOMEN'S LIBERATION" IS O.K. SO LONG AS SHE GETS HOME IN TIME TO 
        COOK DINNER.
220. MANY PEOPLE ARE FREE ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT SENTENCED TO LIFE IN 
        PRISON, ON THE INSIDE.
221. PATIENCE IS REWARDED, BUT NOT NOW!
222. PERPETUAL MOTION, IS A POLITICIAN LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SPEND 
        TAX PAYERS MONEY.
223. AN HONEST POLITICIAN, WOULD BE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
224. HIGH DIVING INTO AN EMPTY POOL, WILL MAKE YOU A BIG HIT.
225. HOUSES BECOME HOMES, WHEN LOVE IS ADDED.
226. BOOKS ARE THE FUEL THAT CAN TURN DREAMS INTO REALITY.
227. FRIENDSHIP, LIKE A GOOD MEAL, TAKES TIME TO PREPARE.
228. REAL CLASS IS SMILING, WHEN ALL EXPECT TEARS.
229. CALORIES ONLY LEAP ON PEOPLE THAT ENJOY GOOD FOOD.
230. IF YOU WOULD SOAR WITH THE EAGLES, FIRST GET THE DIRT OFF YOUR 
        WINGS.
231. HAPPINESS IS FOUND BY THOSE WHO SEEK IT.
232. HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD IS NICE, BUT AN ESTATE IN THE 
        COUNTRY IS BETTER.
233. SATISFACTION, IS COOKING THE FISH YOU JUST CAUGHT.
234. IF TOMORROW DOESN'T COME, THINK OF ALL THE TIME WE WASTED 
        WORRYING ABOUT IT.
235. GIVING IS NOT THE SAME AS LENDING, GIVE MORE LEND LESS.
236. GOALS ARE GOOD, IF THEY ARE NOT BAD.
237. IF MY LIFE PAINTS A PICTURE, I HOPE IT ISN'T MODERN ART.
238. AMBITION, WITHOUT TIME FOR FUN, IS STUPID.
239. BEING TRUE TO YOURSELF, MEANS NO CHEATING.
240. WALKING LIKE A MAN, IS OF GREATER IMPORTANCE THAN RUNNING LIKE 
        A DEER.
241. IF YOU WOULD FIND PEACE, DON'T SEEK TURMOIL.
242. GOOD HABITS, LIKE RABBITS, MULTIPLY QUICKLY.
243. DOING UNTO OTHERS, IS MORE FUN THAN HAVING OTHERS DOING UNTO 
        YOU.
244. RELAXATION IS EARNED, LAZINESS IS A BUM CHECK.
245. UNUSED BRAINS SADDEN THEIR MAKER.
246. REST, SHOULD COME AFTER WORK; NOT BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER.
247. WALKING TALL, IS VERY DIFFICULT IF MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE 
        BASKETBALL PLAYERS.
248. IF YOUR LEADER IS GOD, NO ROAD IS TOO LONG.
249. WHEN YOUR HEAD GETS TOO BIG FOR YOUR HAT, YOUR BRAIN GROWS 
        COLD.
250. DESIRE COMES IN TWO SIZES, GOOD AND BAD.
251. LIFE, LIKE AN ELEVATOR, HAS IT'S UPS AND DOWNS, PRAY THAT YOUR 
        LAST TRIP IS GOING UP NOT DOWN.
252. HEART ATTACKS CAN BE BROUGHT ON BY PRETTY NURSES.
253. SPRING, IS WHEN A YOUNG MAN CONTINUES TO THINK ABOUT THE SAME 
        THINGS HE HAS BEEN THINKING ABOUT ALL YEAR LONG.
254. IF YOUR THE STRONG SILENT TYPE THAT WALKS ALONE, TRY A NEW 
        DEODORANT.
255. IT'S TOUGH TO BE A WINNER, IF YOU DON'T ENTER THE RACE.
256. YOUR PATH THROUGH LIFE SHOULD BRING NO SHAME TO YOUR FAMILY.
257. LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW; SURELY ONE DAY THERE WON'T BE.
258. CONTENTMENT COMES EASILY, TO HIM WHOSE NEEDS ARE FEW.
259. COOL HEADS PREVAIL OVER HOT TEMPERS.
260. A MAN'S WEALTH CAN BE MEASURED BY THE DEPTH OF HIS WIFE'S LOVE 
        FOR HIM.
261. GREAT DEEDS SPROUT FROM SMALL SEEDS.
262. WILL POWER, FIRST REQUIRES WON'T POWER.
263. THE MIND, LIKE A MUSCLE, NEEDS EXERCISE TO GROW.
264. KNOWING WHEN TO QUIT, OFTEN MEANS WINNING.
265. DON'T ENTER THE RACE IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PRIZE.
266. FROM THE PAST WE LEARN , THE PRESENT TOO WILL SOON PASS AWAY.
267. GETTING TO THE TOP, MEANS GETTING OFF YOUR BOTTOM.
268. IF YOU WOULD CREATE AN ENEMY, BORROW FROM A FRIEND.
269. IF YOU WANT TO "HANG IN THERE," BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU HANG OUT.
270. IF YOUR ALWAYS LIVING IT UP, YOUR ON THE WAY DOWN.
271. FORTITUDE COMES BEHIND ATTITUDE.
272. SMALL MINDS ARE USUALLY EQUIPPED WITH BIG MOUTHS.
273. YOUR SPIRIT CAN'T SOAR, UNTIL YOU OPEN THE DOOR.
274. TIME CAN'T BE BORROWED, SO SPEND IT WISELY.
275. NEED IS OFTEN CONFUSED WITH GREED.
276. NEGOTIATIONS START, WHEN YOU DON'T GET YOUR WAY THE FIRST 
        TIME.
277. A HOME RUN, IS WHAT A NEW BRIDE DOES AFTER THE FIRST ARGUMENT.
278. ELECTRICITY IS SHOCKING.
279. OVERSEXED IS UNDERWILLED.
280. IF WE ARE TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON THE SUN AND AIR; WHO DO YOU 
        SUPPOSE THEY DEPEND ON?
281. A GREAT DECISION SITS ATOP A PILE OF LITTLE ONES.
282. DIVIDENDS COME MORE FROM GIVING THAN GETTING.
283. THE GATES OF HELL ARE UNLOCKED WITH THE KEY OF COMPROMISE.
284. MAN, LIKE A TREE, WILL BEND A LITTLE BEFORE BREAKING.
285. COMPROMISING WITH EVIL, IS ALWAYS A LOSING PATH.
286. ALL ETERNAL TREATIES AND ALLIANCES ARE MADE BY MEN WHO DON'T 
        LIVE FOREVER.
287. A POLITICIAN THAT PROMISES A BETTER TOMORROW, CAN'T EVEN 
        GUARANTEE HIS ATTENDANCE IN THE WORLD TOMORROW.
288. FAST CARS NEED FAST ROADS.
289. PHYSICAL STATURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HEIGHTS A MAN MAY 
        ATTAIN.
290. FINAL JUDGEMENT, IS BASED ON WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH WHAT YOU 
        HAVE REAPED FROM LIFE'S HARVEST.
291. HOW A MAN LIVED, IS OF MUCH GREATER IMPORTANCE THAN HOW 
        MUCH HE MADE.
292. SWIMMING IS BETTER THAN JUST STAYING AFLOAT IN LIFE'S SEA.
293. FISHING IS EASY, IT'S THE CATCHING THAT'S THE HARD PART.
294. THE FUTURE BELONGS ONLY TO GOD.
295. A LOUD VOICE, OFTEN COMES FROM A SOFT MIND.
296. CUTTING A NEW PATH IS MORE SATISFYING THAN FOLLOWING THE 
        HERD.
297. GIVING YOUR BEST ALL THE TIME, ELIMINATES THE NEED FOR GIVING  
        EXCUSES ANYTIME.
298. TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS. (TEDDIE)
299. THE GREATEST SIN IS WATCHING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE HELPING.
300. LAWYERS CREATE NEW LAWS, TO CREATE NEW LAWYERS.
301. GRASS WAS INVENTED SO THAT LAWN-MOWERS WOULD HAVE 
        SOMETHING TO DO ON WEEKENDS.
302. WE FERTILIZE AND WATER OUR LAWNS SO THAT THEY WILL 
        REQUIRE MORE FREQUENT CUTTING -- MAKES YOU WONDER.
303. SUN SHINE IS FREE, EXCEPT AT SUNNY RESORTS WHERE IT'S VERY 
        EXPENSIVE.
304. HIGH FASHION MAKES FOR LOW INCOME.
305. AMBIANCE, IS WHAT YOU GET IN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT LIEU OF 
        GOOD FOOD.
306. REAL ESTATE, IN REALITY IS SOMETHING LESS THAN A REAL ESTATE.
307. CURRENT BATHING SUITS PROVE THAT YOU GET LESS FOR MORE.
308. MANY BOAT OWNERS ARE OWNED BY THEIR BOATS.
309. WAR - WE'RE ALWAYS RIGHT.
310. THANKSGIVING DAY ISN'T, IF YOUR THE TURKEY.
311. PROSPERITY FOR CATTLE IS BEING WELL FED, PROSPERITY FOR THE 
        FARMER IS SELLING WELL FED CATTLE TO THE BUTCHER; BE CAREFUL OF TOO            MUCH PROSPERITY.
312. BOAT OWNERS ARE FREQUENTLY BOAT OWERS.
313. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO STAY BALANCED ON THE PINNACLE OF 
        SUCCESS.
314. BANK ROBBERY, IS THE INTEREST RATES CHARGED BY THE BANKS.
315. A TELEVISION MINI-SERIES IS AN ADVERTISERS MAXI-SERIES.
316. CAUTIOUS DECISIONS ARE O.K. IF NOT MADE TOO CAUTIOUSLY.
317. BEFORE PURSUING YOUR DREAM, MAKE SURE IT'S NOT A NIGHTMARE.
318. THE SPICE OF LIFE, USUALLY INCLUDES SOME HOT PEPPERS.
319. TRAVEL IS A BROADENING EXPERIENCE, PARTICULARLY IF YOU EAT OUT.
320. HE WHO SEEKS TROUBLE, WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE FINDING IT.
321. EVOLUTION THEORIES ARE ALL VERY INTELLECTUAL SOUNDING, UNTIL 
        YOU INQUIRE ABOUT WHO STARTED IT ALL.
322. MANY SOCIAL CLUBS ARE FORMED TO BE UNSOCIAL TO OTHERS.
323. IF YOU SEW THE SEEDS OF DISCONTENT, WHAT KIND OF HARVEST DO 
        YOU EXPECT TO REAP?
324. EVOLUTION IS A REVOLUTION, AGAINST GOD.
325. IF THE SIGHT OF YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG DOESN'T MOVE YOU, MAYBE 
        YOU BETTER MOVE.
326. CONTENTMENT, IS THE GREATEST WEALTH.
327. GROWTH ALSO NEEDS SOME RAIN TO GO ALONG WITH THE SUNSHINE.
328. FAILURE, IS OFTEN THE RESULT OF QUITTING TOO SOON.
329. IF DIS COMES BEFORE HONESTY, THAN YOUR RUIN IS ASSURED.
330. TALK IS CHEAP, WHEN WORDS ARE PLENTIFUL.
331. LIFE INSURANCE, ISN'T.
332. KILLING TIME, MURDERS THE MIND.
333. TRUTH, TO THE POLITICIAN, IS MEASURED IN VOTES, NOT WHAT IS RIGHT 
        OR WRONG.
334. INTELLIGENCE TESTS REVEAL THE INTELLECT OF THE TESTER, NOT THE 
        TESTED.
335. IF YOU WOULD SOAR WITH THE EAGLES, STOP HANGING AROUND WITH 
        THE TURKEYS.
336. PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO SAY, SAY IT WITH A MULTITUDE OF WORDS.
337. DOCTORS PRACTICE ON PATIENTS, WHO PAY THEM WHILE THEY 
        PRACTICE.
338. PATIENT IS WHAT YOU BECOME, WHEN YOUR ARE ONE IN THE HOSPITAL.
339. ACCIDENTS NO LONGER HAPPEN, IF THEY DID LAWYERS COULDN'T 
        COLLECT THEIR FEES.
340. WAITING ROOMS ARE PLACES WHERE PATIENTS ARE STORED UNTIL THE 
        NEXT PAYMENT IS DUE ON THE DOCTORS MERCEDES.
341. GO BY AIR IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SPARE.
342. THE WAY TO SAVE ENERGY IS TO KILL-A-WATT.
343. THE WAY TO A MANS HEART, USED TO BE, WAS THROUGH HIS STOMACH 
        NOW IT'S A BYPASS.
344. A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX IS A GIFT GIVEN BY SMOKERS TO 
        NONSMOKERS.
345. AN INSURANCE POLICY IS A DOCUMENT FILLED WITH FINE PRINT, WHICH 
        ISN'T SO FINE WHEN YOU TRY TO COLLECT.
346. A GIVING PERSON IS USUALLY A FORGIVING PERSON.
347. GIVING COMES AFTER GETTING.
348. LEARNING COMES FROM LISTENING ------ TO OTHERS.
349. SILENCE CAN BE VERY FERTILE.
350. A SHELL IS TO A TURTLE WHAT A TAX IS TO A POLITICIAN.
351. STORMS ARE ALSO NATURAL.
352. HUNTING REQUIRES MUCH SKILL, AVOIDING THE HUNTER REQUIRES 
        MUCH MORE.
353. WHY ARE WARS ALWAYS FOUGHT BY THE MEN WHO DON'T START 
        THEM?
354. OLD LEAVES MUST FALL BEFORE THE NEW ONES CAN GROW.
355. A SINCERE SMILE BENEFITS BOTH THE MAKER AND THE TAKER.
356. WHO FIRES THE SHOOTING STARS?
357. DREAMS ARE REALITIES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN WORKED ON YET.
358. WEIGHT IS REALLY WAIT CONTROL.
359. WATCHING YOUR DIET COMES BEFORE ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN 
        WATCHING YOU.
360. WATCHING T.V. NEWS CAN MAKE YOU APPRECIATE THE COMMERCIALS.
361. FRIEND --- IS THE LOFTIEST OF ALL TITLES.
362. DIET WATCHERS ARE WATCHED.
363. BEING INDEPENDENT IS O.K., ASSUMING YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE.
364. BOOKS ARE BETTER THAN BOMBS.
365. LEARNING NEVER CEASES.
                                                  SECOND YEAR!
366. EDITORS ARE WORD SURGEONS
367. TALE TELLERS ARE CALLED LIARS OR, SOMETIMES, AUTHORS.
369. EXPERIENCE IS HARD TO COME BY, WHILE DOING NOTHING.
370. TRUTH DOESN'T TAX YOUR MEMORY.
371. WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU ISN'T AS IMPORTANT AS WHAT YOU DO ABOUT IT.
372. SMILES ARE HUGS WITHOUT ARMS.
373. FORECASTING THE FUTURE REQUIRES VOLUMINOUS DATA FROM THE 
        PAST AND 99% LUCK.
374. STOPPING PROGRESS IS ABOUT AS EASY AS GROWING YOUNGER.
375. BARTER BEATS BANKS.
376. BIKES ARE USELESS WITHOUT PEDDLERS.
377. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THE PAYMENTS ON THE COST 
        OF LIVING?
378. GENTLENESS REQUIRES GREAT STRENGTH.
379. IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE IS TEACHING, DEPARTING KNOWLEDGE IS THE 
        TEACHERS UNION.
380. FAULT FINDING IS A FAULTY OCCUPATION.
381. APRIL FOOLS DAY SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY, IT'S THE ONLY ONE 
        WE ALL QUALIFY FOR.
382. TEAM WORK IS FREQUENTLY THE FATHER OF IRRESPONSIBILITY.
383. BEING GOOD AS GOLD MEANS YOU HAVE YOUR UPS AND DOWNS.
384. WISDOM IS THE AWARENESS THAT GOD GAVE YOU TWO EARS, BUT 
        ONLY ONE MOUTH.
385. GREAT SATISFACTION CAN BE DRAWN FROM THE FACT THAT THE  
        YOUNGER GENERATION ISN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
386. MATURITY CAN MEAN WE GROW WISE NOT JUST OLD.
387. DYING ISN'T SO BAD, IF YOU HAVE LIVED.
388. PATRIOTS ACT WHILE OTHERS DISCUSS PATRIOTISM.
389. DIAMONDS ARE CHUNKS OF COAL THAT HAVEN'T AVOIDED STRESS.
390. CONSCIENCE - THAT SMALL INNER VOICE WITH BIG REPERCUSSIONS.
391. DOING IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME IS GREAT IF YOUR NOT COPYING.
392. FLIGHTS OF FANCY ARE MUCH CHEAPER AND FASTER THAN AIRLINES.
393. TACT GIVES CREDIT BEFORE IT IS DUE.
394. CLASS REUNIONS, CAN RUIN SOME EGOS.
395. NEGATIVE ACTIONS POSITIVELY BRING REACTIONS.
396. CHILDREN LEARN FROM ADULTS; THINK WHAT AN AWESOME 
        RESPONSIBILITY THAT IS.
397. PROBLEMS HAVE NEVER BEEN SOLVED BY PEOPLE WITHOUT THEM.
398. RULES ARE USUALLY FIRST BROKEN BY THE ONES MAKING THEM.
399. FALSE HOPE IS BETTER THAN NONE.
400. IDEA KILLERS ARE MORE ABUNDANT THAN IDEA GROWERS.
401. SUPERSTITION IS SILLY, BUT I NEVER WALK UNDER A WOODEN LADDER 
        WITHOUT KNOCKING ON IT.
402. HEROES ACT WHILE OTHERS WATCH.
403. IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, YOUR CHANCES ARE GETTING BETTER.
404. OPTIMISTS HAVE MORE FUN.
405. BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T CHOKE, WHEN SWALLOWING YOUR PRIDE.
406. WRITING WRONGS IS THE MEDIA’S MISTAKE.
407. NEW YEAR'S DAY IS RESOLUTION POLLUTION.
408. NEW IDEAS SHOULD BE WINED, DINED AND FUSSED OVER BEFORE THE 
        CRITICS ARE ALLOWED IN.
409. LIFE WITHOUT IMAGINATION IS LIKE A SEED WITHOUT SOIL.
410. SERIOUS INTEROFFICE COMMUNICATION COMMENCES WHEN THE BOSS 
        LEAVES.
411. CHAMPS GET UP, LOSERS STAY DOWN.
412. GOOD LUCK IS THE HAND-MAIDEN OF HARD WORK. 
413. HAVING SPRING IN YOUR HEART IS MEANINGLESS, UNTIL YOU LET IT 
        UNWIND.
414. HAVING GOOD INSTINCTS IS ANOTHER DESCRIPTION OF CONSCIENCE.
415. HUMILITY IS KNOWING THE LAST MINUTE WILL ARRIVE.
416. ADVICE IS OFTEN DONATED WITHOUT BEING SOUGHT.
417. THE MONKEYS ARE ALWAYS REMOVED BEFORE WE START BRAGGING 
        ABOUT OUR FAMILY TREE.
418. YOUR WORKS ARE YOUR PORTRAIT.
419. OLD AGE IS SOME ONE OLDER THAN I AM.
420. CHILDREN CAN GROW TO THE HEIGHT OF THE FAITH WE HAVE IN THEM.
421. MEMORIES SHOULD BE VISITED, NOT LIVED IN.
422. A PHONY TRIES TO LIVE UP TO THE BELIEF OF OTHERS.
423. FREEDOM RARELY EXISTS WITHOUT AN ARMY.
424. SECURITY CAN BE THE DEATH SENTENCE OF NEW IDEAS.
425. WORDS CAN BLESS OR CURSE, IT'S UP TO YOU.
426. LIKING YOUR WORK MEANS NOT REALLY WORKING.
427. HE WHO HESITATES MAY BE RIGHT BUT GETS LEFT.
428. AFFLUENCE IS ALWAYS PRESENT TO HIM WHOSE NEEDS ARE FEW.
429. EDUCATION TEACHES US HOW LITTLE WE CAN EVER KNOW.
430. FRIENDLY RELATIONS CAN TURN FRIENDS INTO RELATIVES.
431. STRONGER THAN THE STRONGEST STEEL IS THE MIND OF MAN.
432. LISTENING IS A SIGN OF BRILLIANCE.
433. PEACE COMES FROM RELIANCE ON GOD AND NOT ON OTHERS.
434. FIXING A GOAL MEANS BREAKING SOME HABITS.
435. ENCOURAGEMENT IS CORRECTION ALL DRESSED UP.
436. THE CLASH OF IDEAS IS BETTER THAN THE QUIET OF STUPIDITY.
437. CLIMBING DOWN OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY A FALL.
438. LAPS WERE CREATED FOR PARENTS TO SPANK THEIR KIDS AND AS A 
        REFUGE FOR GRANDCHILDREN.
439. EXAMPLES COME IN TWO'S - GOOD AND BAD.
440. THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS SHOULD REST WHEN YOU CATCH IT.
441. IT'S HARD TO RECEIVE WHAT YOU DON'T PRAY FOR.
442. THE FUTURE IS JUST THE PAST BACKWARDS.
443. LEARNING IS NOT A MEANS TO AN END, IT'S A BEGINNING WITHOUT AN END.
444. YOU'RE NOT REQUIRED TO ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN TEMPTATION KNOCKS.
445. WHY IS IT THAT RUMORS FLY FASTER THAN FACTS?
446. TRUE SUCCESS CAN ONLY BE MEASURED BY IT'S OWNER, NOT BY THE 
        OPINIONS OF OTHERS.
447. LIFE, LIKE A GREAT BOOK, ENDS TOO SOON.
448. OPTIMISTS ALWAYS HAVE HALF FULL CUPS.
449. BEING NEEDED IS A GOOD EXCUSE TO KEEP UP THE PAYMENTS ON THE 
        COST OF LIVING.
450. OUR PATIENCE IS EITHER REWARDED OR WE GET SO OLD THAT WE 
        FORGET WHAT WE ARE BEING SO PATIENT ABOUT.
451. TREES KNEES ARE KEPT IN THEIR TRUNKS.
452. IGNORANCE IS BLISS, IT'S ALSO DUMB.
453. WHEN YOU REACH THE END OF YOUR ROPE, IT'S TIME TO START 
        CLIMBING.
454. A SURE CURE FOR INSOMNIA IS TO TUNE IN A POLITICAL SPEECH.
455. GOOD LOSERS ARE FREQUENTLY BAD PLAYERS.
456. APRIL IS THE RIGHT TIME TO START A NEW YEAR.
457. MANY SQUARES STAND IN THE WINNERS CIRCLE.
458. EVEN THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS CAN CURDLE IF IT'S DELIVERED 
       TOO LATE.
459. MAN CAN TRY TO ERASE GOD, UNTIL GOD DECIDES TO ERASE HIM.
460. SPEAKERS THAT CONSTANTLY REAFFIRM THEIR HONESTY AND  
        INTEGRITY, USUALLY HAVE NEITHER.
461. PECKSNIFFIAN POLITICIANS ARE THE TRUE POLLUTERS OF PROSPERITY.
462. MOUTH OPEN - MIND CLOSED, OR TALK LESS AND LISTEN MORE.
463. WRITING WRONGS KEEPS THE MEDIA GOING.
464. LIFE WITHOUT IMAGINATION IS LIKE SOIL WITHOUT A SEED.
465. OVER OPTIMISM IS BETTER THAN UNDER OPTIMISM.
466. SCOWL OR SMILE, IT'S YOUR FACE.
467. OLD AGE COMPLAINTS CEASE WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS CONSIDERED.
468. SONS ARE THE GUIDED MISSILES OF THEIR FATHERS.
469. PHONY, IS LIVING UP TO OTHERS BELIEFS.
470. SECURITY CAN IMPRISON THE MIND.
471. WISDOM IS SOUGHT NOT BOUGHT.
472. GOOD MANNERS IS MAKING YOUR GUESTS FEEL AT HOME WHEN YOU 
        WISH THEY WERE.
473. TRUTH, UNLIKE A BAD CHECK, NEVER BOUNCES.
474. TRUE PEACE COMES FROM RELIANCE ON GOD, NOT SOME POLITICIAN 
        WHO ISN'T IN CHARGE OF TOMORROW.
475. FIXING A GOAL MAY MEAN BREAKING A HABIT.
476. ENCOURAGEMENT IS OFTEN CORRECTION, DRESSED UP.
477. SOME TIMES A SQUEAKY WHEEL SHOULD BE REPLACED, NOT GREASED.
478. FAULT IS EASY TO FIND, SOLUTIONS REQUIRE MORE EFFORT.
479. BEING NUMBER ONE IS GREAT UNTIL NUMBER TWO STARTS CLIMBING.
480. IF YOUR PRINCIPLES FLY AWAY A CRASH IS INEVITABLE.
481. GRATITUDE NEEDS A VOICE.
482. WHY DOES SOME ONE ALWAYS WANT TO TAKE FREEDOM AWAY?
483. FLIGHTS OF FANCY ARE FUN AND SAFER THAN AIR PLANES.
484. CHILDREN, LIKE CONCRETE, NEED A FORM TO SET UP IN.
485. HEROES DO - OTHER DISCUSS.
486. IF WEAPONS WERE LIMITED TO SNOW BALLS, WE WOULD HAVE MANY 
        SEASONS OF PEACE.
487. LOSE WEIGHT - SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE.
488. REAL FRIENDS ARE NEVER ON VACATION.
489. LIFE IS LONG TO HIM WHO ONLY WAITS.
490. WHAT YOU LEAVE IN YOUR CHILDREN’S MINDS IS OF GREATER 
        IMPORTANCE THAN WHAT YOU LEAVE IN THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS.
491. KISSING IS MUCH BETTER THAN MISSING SOMEONE.
492. SOMETIMES THE COST OF THE CURE ISN'T WORTH IT.
493. AMBITION IS THE STARTING LINE TOWARD SUCCESS.
494. WHEN MONEY TALKS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN.
495. IF YOU CAN HEAR MONEY TALK, YOU SURE DON'T NEED A HEARING AID.
496. THE PROMISE OF SPRING IS MADE DURING THE SNOW OF WINTER.
497. GOOD LOSERS, OFTEN BECOME GREAT WINNERS.
498. TRUE HUMILITY NEVER ADVERTISES.
499. A NON-WORKING MOTHER IS AN OXYMORON.
500. HE WHO HESITATES, SOMETIMES GETS A SECOND CHANCE.
501. GREAT IDEAS REQUIRE GREAT ACTION.
502. THE AMERICAN DREAM ALWAYS ELUDES OVER SLEEPERS.
503. A SON SHOULD KNOW MORE THAN HIS FATHER.
504. PSYCHIATRY IS LIKE HAVING AN EXPENSIVE FRIEND.
505. DEFYING THE LAW OF GRAVITY IS A SMASHING EXPERIENCE.
506. DOGS TEACH MANNERS - BE NICE I'LL PLAY, BE MEAN I'M GONE.
507. IMAGINATION MAKES KNOWLEDGE POSSIBLE.
508. NIGHTLY NEWS - MUCH SAID ABOUT LITTLE.
509. IF YOU WANT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, BUY A DOG.
510. THE HUMAN RACE HAS NO LONG TERM WINNERS.
511. SCHOOL IS A PLACE WHERE POSSIBILITIES ARE KEPT.
512. YOU CAN'T GIVE KINDNESS AWAY, IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.
513. TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING IS CALLED THANKSGIVING DAY.
514. THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, MUST PAY PLENTY TO STORE IT.
515. LOSING YOUR TEMPER, IS BETTER THAN FINDING IT.
516. MEMBERSHIP IN THE HUMAN RACE REQUIRES THAT YOU PAY YOUR DUES OR             DIE.
517. FRESH IDEAS GROW STALE QUICKLY.
518. THE ONLY EARTHLY FUTURE YOU CAN COUNT ON IS NOW.
519. YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON YOUR PAST.
520. NOT BEING YOUR- SELF IS FORGERY.
521. TURKEYS FLY - EAGLES SOAR.
522. COUCH POTATOES LOOK MASHED.
523. IMPROVE YOUR VISION, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
524. YOUR DEPARTURE IS CERTAIN, WHEN, IS THE ONLY QUESTION.
525. IMPATIENCE IS OFTEN THE EMBRYO OF A GREAT IDEA.
526. WHILE THE HEART BEATS, THERE IS STILL HOPE.
527. GOOD LUCK IS USUALLY PRECEDED BY HARD WORK.
528. TRUTH SHINES THE LIGHT ON DARK LIES.
529. MEMORY IS NEVER TAXED BY TRUTH.
530. FRIENDS ARE BROTHERS AND SISTERS WITHOUT BLOOD LINES.
531. GRATITUDE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE BEATS INGRATITUDE FOR WHAT YOU 
        HAVEN'T.
532. DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE CAN ONLY BE ACCOMPLISHED BY TRYING.
533. HE IS RICH, WHOSE NEEDS ARE FEW.
534. EAT VORACIOUSLY AT THE TABLE OF KNOWLEDGE.
535. EACH DAY YOU MUST DECIDE TO WELCOME OR CURSE THE SUNRISE.
536. FREEDOM, TO STAY ALIVE, MUST ALWAYS BE ALERT.
537. FRIENDS STAY WHEN OTHERS RUN AWAY.
538. TELEVISION - ADVERTISING INTERRUPTED BY STUPIDITY.
539. THE END IS GETTING CLOSER, DON'T PUSH!
540. LIFE GOES ON AND DOESN'T REQUIRE OUR ATTENDANCE.
541. NEBULOUS GOALS ARE UNREACHABLE, GET SPECIFIC.
542. WAITING TILL "THE LAST MINUTE", ONE DAY, WONT WORK.
543. WORRYING ABOUT GETTING OLDER, ONLY SPEEDS UP THE PROCESS.
544. TRUTH AND LIES BOTH LEAVE A TRAIL.
545. IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR THE WORLD TO BEAT A PATH TO YOUR DOOR, 
        YOU BETTER HANG OUT A SIGN TELLING THEM WHERE THE PATH IS.
546. THERE ARE ONLY TWO JUDGES THAT COUNT, GOD AND YOU, AND IF YOU 
        DON'T AGREE WITH GOD - YOU LOSE.
547. EVEN WISDOM CAN'T OPEN A CLOSED MIND.
548. LEARNING IS NEVER DONE WHILE YOU ARE TALKING.
549. TRUTH IS NEVER FOUND IN THE COMPANY OF COMPROMISE.
550. REAL BEAUTY OFTEN HAS WRINKLED SKIN.
551. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE REALITY, BUT YOU CAN WORK ON IMPROVING IT.
552. UGLY, IS FREQUENTLY DEFINED BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T OWN A MIRROR.
553. HEAVEN ON EARTH SHOULD BE YOUR WHERE YOU CALL HOME.
554. DON’T COMPLAIN UNLESS YOU HAVE THE EAR OF THE WHO CAN FIX IT.
555. IF YOUR GOD IS DEAD — TRY MINE.
556. GOD MADE YOU WATERPROOF, SO GO OUT AND ENJOY A WALK IN THE 
        CLEANSING RAIN.
557. ALL DIETS ARE GUARANTEED TO LIGHTEN YOUR WALLET.
558. WHILE GROWING OLD, WE SHRINK.
559. THINKING IS BECOMING A LOST ART.
560. FISH RARELY LEAP FOR JOY, USUALLY THEY LEAP TO CATCH AND EAT A 
        SMALLER FISH.
561. FEEDING POLITICIANS IS A TAXING AFFAIR.
562. MANY AFFAIRS OF STATE ARE ONLY JUST AFFAIRS.
563. POLITICIANS PROMISES ARE LIKE SNOW, FIRST THEY TURN TO SLUSH 
        AND THEN COMPLETELY MELT AWAY.
564. YOU’RE OLD WHEN YOU NO LONGER WANT TO PLAY,
565. SUCCESS HAS MANY YARD STICKS, SURELY ONE OF THEM IS THE 
        ABILITY TO TAKE TIME TO ENJOY IT.
566. CHEATING ON A LOVED ONE BREAKS A TRUST THAT CAN NEVER BE 
        FULLY REPAIRED. 
567. EARLY RISERS SEE THE LIGHT.
568. IF GOD DOESN'T SAY YES - YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER.
569. BLINDLY FOLLOWING A LEADER OFTEN LEADS TO THE SLAUGHTER 
        HOUSE FOR CATTLE OR MEN.
570. MAN, LIKE A STURDY TREE, GETS MUCH OF HIS STRENGTH FROM HIS 
        ROOTS.
571. THE DAWN OF SUCCESS IS USUALLY PRECEDED BY A NIGHT OF TOIL.
572. CONTRACTS ARE DRAWN UP BY LAWYERS TO CREATE NEW LAWYERS 
        TO INTERPRET THEM.
573. YOU CAN’T FIX YOUR WORD ONCE YOU HAVE BROKEN IT.
574. POLITICIANS ARE WELL DRESSED PURSE SNATCHERS.
575. SPEND TIME WISELY BECAUSE YOU DON’T OWN IT.
576. PROBLEMS ARE OFTEN OPPORTUNITIES IN DISGUISE.
577. BE ALERT YOUR FUTURE IS STARTING NOW!
578. IF YOU OWNED EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD YOU STORE IT?
579. A BAD EXPERIENCE CAN BE A GOOD TEACHER.
580. TAKE TIME TO THINK.
581. ONLY FLAKES REALLY LIKE SNOW.
582. THANKSGIVING DAY DIET - CHUCK OUT THE TURKEY AND EAT THE FEATHERS.
583. NEVER DRIVE THROUGH THE STOP SIGN OF CONTENTMENT.
584. IF YOU THINK EELS ARE SLIPPERY, WAIT TILL YOU MEET YOUR FIRST LAWYER.
585. YOUR HAPPINESS ISN'T UP TO ME, IT’S UP TO YOU.
586. GOD MADE YOU WATERPROOF SO YOU COULD ENJOY THE RAIN.
587. WISE MEN KNOW WHY GOD GAVE US TWO EARS, TWO EYES BUT ONLY 
        ONE MOUTH.
588. WE DON’T NEED ETHICS REFORMS, WE NEED REFORMED PEOPLE WITH ETHICS.
589. LAUGHTER IS INFECTIOUS, GO CATCH SOME.
590. NEVER, NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
591. KISSING A FROG GETS YOU WARTS NOT A PRINCE.
592. WHY WORRY, YOU AREN'T IN CHARGE.
593. LAWYERS, LIKE BULLDOZERS, MOVE TONS OF DIRT.
594. IF SNAKES WEREN'T FAT THEY WOULDN'T NEED TO WEAR SCALES.
595. WHY WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW, YOU MAY NOT MAKE IT.
596. BRAINS ARE LIKE BANKS, YOU CAN’T WITHDRAW UNTIL YOU MAKE A DEPOSIT.
597. WORK CUBICLES, WERE MADE FOR CUBE SHAPED PEOPLE.
598. CONSIDER THE TURTLE - SLOW MOVERS LIVE LONGEST.
599. WORRY IS A HAPPINESS THIEF.
600. YOU CAN’T FLY UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE NEST.
601. MAKE SURE YOUR MIND IS LOADED BEFORE YOU SHOOT YOUR MOUTH OFF.
602. ACCEPT WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE.
605. GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS, NOT INSTRUCTIONS.
606. FIRST WE FIGHT TO GAIN OUR FREEDOM THEN THE POLITICIANS COME 
        IN AND IMPOSE THEIR IDEAS ON HOW RESTRICT IT.
607. LAWS ARE MADE FOR THE PUBLIC, LOOPHOLES ARE MADE FOR THE 
        LAW-MAKERS.
608. PATIENCE IS EASIER IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WHILE WAITING.
609. THINKING IS A WONDERFUL GIFT, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE EXERCISED 
         FREQUENTLY. 
610. WE SAY, “THY WILL BE DONE” AND THEN DO IT OUR WAY AND WONDER 
        WHY HE DIDN'T PERFORM AS WE DIRECTED.
611. THE BIRTH OF FREEDOM IS OFTEN REVERSED BY ALLOWING THE NEW 
        GOVERNMENT TO BECOME THE “ALL PROVIDING” WOMB OF SECURITY.
612. ANY TIME A POLITICIAN SAYS “TRUST ME”, GRAB YOU WALLET AND RUN.
613. ETERNAL TRUTHS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO POLLS OR INTERPRETATION BY 
        ANY MAN MADE COURTS.
614. WARS ARE RARELY FOUGHT BY THE ONES THAT START THEM.
615. CHILDREN NEED A LOVING MOTHER AND FATHER, NOT THE NATIONAL 
        EDUCATION ASSOCIATION UNION.
616. YOU CAN’T KILL TIME, IT KEEPS ON TICKING.
617. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT EARTH MAY BE JUST A GRAIN OF 
        SAND ON GOD’S BEACH?
618. WHY DO FEMINISTS GET UP TIGHT WHEN THEIR MANHOOD IS THREATENED?
619. YOU CAN’T FLY UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE NEST.
620. NEW IDEAS WILL RESHAPE YOUR MIND.
621. TRAVEL IS GREAT, BUT DON’T TAKE A GUILT TRIP.
621. HE WHO SMILES MUCH HAS LITTLE TIME FOR FROWNS.
623. IT IS UNWISE TO LOOK AT LIFE IN A REAR-VIEW MIRROR.
624. CONFERRING NORMALCY ON THAT WHICH IS ABNORMAL GIVES BIRTH TO THE         DEATH OF A NATION.
625  IT IS UNWISE TO JUMP BEFORE THE LANDING PLACE IS KNOWN.
626. DON'T BE TOO OPEN MINDED, LEST YOUR BRAINS FALL OUT.
627. A GRATEFUL ATTITUDE BEATS A HATEFUL ONE EVERY TIME.
628. PRAYERS ARE SOMETIMES ANSWERED WITH A VERY CLEAR, NO!
629. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN WORDS MUST GIVE WAY TO ACTION.
630. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT BREATHING?
631. YOUR INDEPENDENCE IS RESTRICTED TO WHO SUPPLIES YOUR NEXT BREATH.
632. WEALTH SHOULD BE DEFINED BEFORE A MAJOR PURSUIT IS STARTED.
633. "SAME SEX MARRIAGE" IS AN OXYMORONIC BELIEF THAT HISTORY AND NATURE           ALWAYS REJECT.
634. DOUBTERS BET THEIR LIVES ON NOTHING.
635. FRIENDS STAY WHEN OTHERS RUN.
636. DON'T PUSH - THE END IS CLOSER THAT YOU THINK.
637. LIFE CONTINUES, EVEN IF I DON'T.
638. IF YOUR ACTIONS DIFFER FROM YOUR ADVICE, YOU ARE PROBABLY A              HYPOCRITE.
639. YOU CAN GREATLY INCREASE THE SPEED OF GETTING OLDER BY WORRYING         ABOUT IT.
640. BOTH TRUTH AND LIES LEAVE A TRAIL.
641. IF YOU WANT THE WORLD TO BEAT A PATH TO YOUR DOOR, PUT UP A LARGE         SIGN.
642. YOUR GOALS SHOULD NEVER BE DICTATED BY OTHERS.
643. YOU ARE SUBJECT TO TWO JUDGES - GOD AND YOU - IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH         GOD YOU LOSE.
644. WISDOM CAN'T OPEN UP A CLOSED MIND.
645. YOU CAN'T LEARN AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME.
646. IF YOU LOST YOUR TEMPER DON'T TRY TO FIND IT AGAIN.
647. TRUTH AND COMPROMISE NEVER WED.
648. RAIN OR SUNSHINE NEVER LAST - ENJOY THEM BOTH.
649. UNLIKE THE MOVIES LIFE CAN'T BE EDITED.
650. MYOPIA IS THE RESULT OF CONSTANTLY VIEWING SELF.
651. MIRRORS ARE USEFUL BUT NEVER SHOULD BE WORSHIPED.
652. BOARDING THE TRAIN TO HEAVEN WILL REQUIRE A TICKET.
653. TEACHING IS AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY; DON'T GOOF!
654. MISTAKES ARE FREQUENTLY THE STEPPING STONES TO SUCCESS.
655. RICHES CAN TURN YOU INTO A SLAVE.
656. WISDOM IS AWARE OF HOW MUCH STUFF IT IS UNAWARE OF.
657. TRUTH, UNLIKE A POLITICIAN, NEVER LIES.
658. GREAT MEN GREET ALL MEN EQUALLY.
659. LOVE NEEDS MORE THAN EYES.
660. PROCRASTINATION IS OK IF YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
661. SECRETS ARE BEST KEPT IN CASKETS.
662. THE HEART AND BRAIN SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY - WE NEED THEM BOTH.
663. DOING WHAT CAN'T BE DONE KILLS AN OXYMORON.
664. WHEN YOUR LIFE IS OVER I HOPE YOU HAVE LIVED.
665. BEING A MEMBER OF SOCIETY MEANS YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES.
666. FRESH IDEAS GROW STALE QUICKLY.
667. YOUR ONLY FUTURE IS THE PRESENT, SO USE IT WISELY.
668. ATTEMPTING TO DO SOMETHING IS BETTER THAN JUST WATCHING.
669. NOT BEING YOURSELF IS FORGERY.
670. GETTING TO THE TOP REQUIRES THAT YOU START MOVING.
671. YOU DON'T NEED GLASSES TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
672. YOUR DEPARTURE IS CERTAIN; THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHEN.
673. IMPATIENCE HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO MANY GREAT IDEAS.
674. HOPE STAYS ALIVE WHILE THE HEART BEATS.
675. HARD WORK USUALLY COMES BEFORE GOOD LUCK.
676. HONESTY DOESN'T REQUIRE AN EXCELLENT MEMORY.
677. GRATITUDE PUSHES WORRY ASIDE.
678. DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE REQUIRES JUST A LITTLE MORE EFFORT.
679. YOU CAN WELCOME OR CURSE THE DAWN - ITS UP TO YOU.
680. ACTION WILL PUT FEAR TO REST.
681. WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS OPEN YOUR EARS ARE CLOSED.
682. TRAVELING ON YOUR ROAD OF LIFE YOU MAY COME UPON A FORK, 
        KEEP LOOKING AND YOU MAY ALSO FIND THE KNIFE AND SPOON.
683. POLITICIANS CREATED LOBBYISTS IN ORDER TO LEGALIZE BRIBERY.
684. BIRDS FLY BECAUSE NIKE DOESN'T MAKE BIRD SNEAKERS.
685. TIME CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR YOU'RE WORST ENEMY.
686. TRUTH TWISTING REPORTERS SHOULD HAVE THEIR FORKED TONGUES TIED.
687. IT IS UNWISE TO JUMP BEFORE THE LANDING PLACE IS KNOWN.
688. DON'T BE SO OPEN MINDED THAT YOUR BRAIN FALLS OUT.
689. WEALTH SHOULD BE DEFINED BEFORE A MAJOR PURSUIT IS STARTED.
690. FREEDOM SHRINKS AS GOVERNMENT GROWS.
691. THINKING SHOULD ALWAYS COME BEFORE SPEAKING.
691. YOUR INCOME SLOWS AS GOVERNMENT GROWS.
692. TAXES ARE LEGALIZED THEFT OF YOUR MONEY, INSTITUTED BY GREEDY         POLITICIANS, TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE PROBLEMS THEY CREATE.
693. EVOLUTION SAYS WE STARTED FROM NOTHING AND GREW INTO EVERYTHING.         ARE WE REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THAT GULLIBLE?
694. GUN CONTROL ISN'T; IT'S REALLY GOVERNMENT CONTROL.  
 695. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHEN YOUR MAKER RE-CALLS YOU? 
696. ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE!
697. HERE IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS --------------
        KEEP INHALING AND EXHALING ON A REGULAR BASIS!
698. "SAME SEX MARRIAGE" IS THE OXYMORONIC TERM INVENTED BY THE MORONS         WHO BELIEVE THEY CAN CHANGE GOD'S LAW!
699. IF YOU DON'T QUESTION, YOU DON'T LEARN.
700. BE WARY OF SOMEONE WHO HAS ALL THE ANSWERS.