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the rest are mine.




FIRST YEAR

1. WHAT CAN'T BE SHARED IS OF LITTLE VALUE.
2. WAGER NOT ON HORSES, BUT ON YOURSELF.
3. INJUSTICE GIVEN, WILL FIND ITS WAY BACK TO THE GIVER.
4. THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS WISDOM IS THE REALIZATION THAT YOU ARE AS IMPORTANT AS I      AM.
5. FREEDOM GROWS WHERE THE RULES ARE EQUAL FOR ALL.
6. TACT WALKS WITH CARING.
7. STUPIDITY IS NEVER CONFUSED BY TRUTH.
8. A MOTHERS LOVE CAN NEVER BE EQUALED.
9. CONCERN YOURSELF WITH GOOD AND EVIL WILL FLEE.
10. GOD MUST SURELY LAUGH AT OUR TRANSITORY GREAT AMBITIONS.
11. MAN IS KING OVER ALL CREATION; EXCEPT THAT WHICH THE CREATOR WITHHOLDS.
12. YOUR GOOD OR EVIL WILL TRACK YOU DOWN.
13. IF LOVE HAS GONE, THE WAY BACK IS TO START APPRECIATING ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, YOUR        SIGHT, HEARING, HEALTH ETC.
14. ACTS OF KINDNESS PROVIDE MANY DIVIDENDS.
15. CONSCIENCE, SWAYED BY CURRENT FASHION, LEADS TO A MARSHMALLOW MIND.
16. WINNING REQUIRES MUCH WISDOM TO TAKE ITS NEXT STEP.
17. GOOD JUDGEMENT, OFTEN, REQUIRES HISTORY TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
18. POSSESSIONS ARE YOURS FOR A LIMITED TIME, OVER WHICH YOU HAVE NO CONTROL.
19. PEACEFUL MEN MUST, SOMETIMES, FIGHT FOR THEIR BELIEFS.
20. LOVE CAN COME UPON YOU ANY TIME; KEEPING IT REQUIRES CONSTANT VIGILANCE.
21. ENVY, CAN BE THE SEED OF AMBITION.
22. JOY IS DIFFICULT TO BEHOLD THROUGH SAD EYES.
23. READING WITHOUT THINKING, IS LIKE A CAR WITHOUT WHEELS.
24. SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, ALL TRAPS HAVE LOOKED INVITING.
25. RITING IZ EEZEE, ITZ DA SPEELING DATS TUFF.
26. DYING, LIKE BIRTH, IS ALSO A GIFT FROM GOD.
27. LOVING AND MAKING LOVE, DOESN'T ALWAYS REQUIRE THE SAME PARTICIPANTS.
28. THE ABSOLUTELY BEST TIME IS NOW.
29. MAN, AS PART OF HIS NATURE, MUST FIGHT FOR HIS BELIEFS, OR FORFEIT HIS MANHOOD.
30. OVER AND OVER, SURE BEATS ONE TIME UNDER.
31. HAPPINESS CANNOT LIVE IN A HOUSE OF HATE.
32. EXCESS ALWAYS BITES BACK EXCESSIVELY.
33. NOW, IS EASIER TO LIVE WITH IF WE HAVE LEARNED APPRECIATION.
34. WITHOUT LOVE, THE DAY IS WASTED.
35. TAKING THE PULSE OF A SITUATION IS BETTER THAN BEING ABSENT.
36. TRUST GOD, HE CREATED YOU.
37. LOVE THAT LASTS A LIFETIME, NEEDS A LIFETIME OF CARING.
38. THE PAST BECOMES PERFECT WHEN VIEWED FROM THE PRESENT.
39. LIVE TODAY SO TOMORROWS MEMORIES WILL BE PLEASANT.
40. ENJOYMENT COMES IN LITTLE BITS, SO STAY ALERT.
41. IF YOU NEED A POWERFUL FRIEND, TRY GOD.
42. TRUTH STAYS WHEN FASHION HAS TURNED TO RAGS.
43. GREAT PLANS HAVE OFTEN COME TO NAUGHT, FOR LACK
      OF A BREATH-MINT.
44. WHEN BEAUTY IS PRESENT, TAKE TIME TO ENJOY IT, LEST YOUR TIME RUN OUT.
45. TRUTH EASES YOUR BURDENS THROUGH LIFE, AND DOESN'T TAX YOUR MEMORY.
46. GOOD MEMORIES ARE LIKE TRUSTED OLD FRIENDS.
47. TENACITY IS THE FAST LANE ON THE ROAD TO SUCCESS.
48. IF YOU WOULD EARN A PROFIT, GIVE YOUR VERY BEST.
49. HUMOR, IS THE DESERT AT LIFE'S BANQUET.
50. LIES ARE ALWAYS LIES, AND USUALLY RETURN TO BITE THE LIAR.
51. SOLVING ANY PROBLEM REQUIRES A START.
52. HONOR, CAN ONLY BE KILLED FROM WITHIN.
53. THERE ARE FEW CERTAINTIES, BUT SURELY, FAITH IS ONE OF THEM.
54. HUMILITY IS SOMETIMES CONFUSED WITH WEAKNESS, BE CAREFUL LEST YOU STUMBLE            OVER IT.
55. WEALTH SHOULD BE DEFINED BEFORE A MAJOR PURSUIT IS STARTED.
56. A SINCERE SMILE DIMINISHES THE FEARS OF THE BEHOLDER.
57. LOVE, UNSPOKEN, IS LIKE MUSIC TO ONE WHO IS DEAF.
58. LACK OF USE WILL FREEZE THE BRAIN.
59. STOUTNESS OF FIGURE OFTEN DENOTES CONTENTMENT.
60. AN INCREDIBLE WASTE OF TIME IS ACCOMPLISHED BY WATCHING T. V. COMMERCIALS.
61. LOOK FOR LOVE OR HATE, YOU CANNOT SEEK BOTH.
62. EQUALITY IS A JUDGEMENT ONLY GOD CAN MAKE, AND WILL.
63. WISDOM IS KNOWING WHEN TO STOP THROWING STONES AND WHEN TO START BUILDING          WITH THEM.
64. LOVE WITHOUT ACTION IS LIKE AN OCEAN WITHOUT WATER.
65. MODERATION IS OFTEN ATTRIBUTABLE TO A FAST-MOVING CLOCK.
66. GOOD DEEDS SHOULD NOT BE ACCOMPANIED WITH A BRASS BAND.
67. LOVE GROWS IN THE FERTILE SOIL OF TRUST.
68. REASON APPEARS WHEN EMOTION IS SPENT.
69. IF A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN WHAT IS REQUIRED WAS DONE, MANY BLESSINGS WOULD                FOLLOW.
70. HITTING BOTTOM, FOR MANY OF US, IS THE ONLY WAY UP.
71. HOPE, REMOVES THE STING FROM A BAD SITUATION.
72. HAPPINESS COMES FROM KNOWING WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE.
73. ACHIEVEMENT IS IMPOSSIBLE, WHERE THE ONLY NOURISHMENT IS NEGATIVES.
74. THE PRICE OF PEACE IS SOMETIMES WAR.
75. THE POWER FOR SMILES OR TEARS IS YOURS, USE IT WISELY.
76. SPEAK TRUTHFULLY, AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, YOUR ETERNAL ONE DOES.
77. JOURNALISTIC TRUTH TWISTERS SHOULD BE BOILED IN HOT INK.
78. PEACE IS ALWAYS WELL ARMED.
79. IF YOU WANT TRUE PEACE, FIND YOUR PATH TO GOD, THERE
      IS NO OTHER WAY.
80. A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW LITTLE WE CAN EVER KNOW.
81. BEAUTY STARTS FROM WITHIN AND HITS THE BEHOLDER WHO IS RECEPTIVE?
82. BRAIN CHAINS, YOU CREATE, AND ONLY YOU CAN BREAK.
83. A CONSCIENCE DRUGGED, GAINS ONLY REMORSE.
84. LONGEVITY NEEDS ACTIVITY, ANYTHING LESS EQUAL ATROPHY.
85. UNCHECKED GOVERNMENT SOON HAS ONE, DECIDING WHAT IS BEST FOR ALL.
86. WEIGHT CRAWLS UPON US WHILE WAITING TO GET STARTED.
87. HUMAN NATURE NEEDS TIME TO UNDERSTAND ITS LIMITATIONS.
88. THE FUTURE, LIKE YOUR NEXT BREATH, IS IN GOD'S HANDS.
89. LAUGHTER AND TEARS, ARE THE MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF LIFE, YOU MUST HAVE                  BOTH.
90. THE HISTORY OF MAN IS, CHANGE.
91. BELIEF IN GOD SHOULD ARRIVE WITH YOUR NEXT SUNRISE.
92. THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT -BEAUTY OR MISERY- YOU MUST DECIDE WHAT          TO LOOK AT.
93. THE DAWN OF WISDOM KNOWS WE DON'T KNOW ALL THINGS.
94. GRATITUDE IS EASIER TO EXPRESS, AFTER FIRST MEETING HAPPINESS.
95. IF YOU DOUBT THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, TRY MAKING A SUNSET.
96. LIFE CONSISTS OF MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS; BUT IF YOU'RE
      VERY LUCKY SOMETIMES YOU WILL FIND A PLAIN.
97. CONCENTRATION COMES BEFORE UNDERSTANDING.
98. INVESTIGATE UNTIL THE TRUTH IS FOUND, ANYTHING LESS IS INJUSTICE.
99. DOING IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, IS EASIER THAN MAKING UP EXCUSES.
100. KNOWLEDGE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE, TRUTH IS NOT.
101. TREAT THE PRESENT GENTLY, IT'S WHAT YOUR MEMORIES WILL BE MADE OF.
102. HOME IS WHERE LOVE LIVES.
103. BEAUTY SEEN AND APPRECIATED RECHARGES THE
        BATTERIES OF YOUR LIFE.
104. HUMILITY UNDERSTANDS WE ARE ONLY A PIECE, NOT THE WHOLE.
105. CONTENTMENT LIVES IN THE MIND, NOT IN THE BANK.
106. HOPE, IS WHAT TOMORROW IS MADE OF.
107. BRAINS, LIKE A JET PLANE, MUST BE PUT IN MOTION TO BE USEFUL.
108. THINK - SURPRISE YOUR MIND!
109. WAITING TIME, IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO REVIEW YOUR BEST MEMORIES.
110. HAPPY MEMORIES CAN'T BE ERASED AND SHOULD BE REVISITED FREQUENTLY.
111. FRIENDSHIP IS THE MEAT AND POTATOES OF LIFE; BUT LOVE IS THE DESSERT.
112. FEAR FLIES AWAY AS FAITH DRAWS NEAR.
113. IF YOUR FACE IS THE MIRROR OF YOUR SOUL, YOU HAD BETTER LEARN HOW TO SMILE             MORE OFTEN.
114. LOVE CANNOT BE PERMANENT UNTIL IT HAS A REASON TO EXIST.
115. IT IS BETTER TO BE KNOWN AND UNDERSTOOD BY A FEW, THAN TO BE FAMOUS AND                    UNDERSTOOD BY NONE.
116. ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE, BEFORE IT BECOMES A MEMORY.
117. MAN'S JUSTICE, AT BEST, IS A LONG WAY FROM PERFECT.
118. BELIEF IN SELF BECOMES A LOT EASIER AFTER YOU BELIEVE IN GOD.
119. PRAYER IS MUCH BETTER THAN GIVING ADVICE TO GOD.
120. COURAGE IS USUALLY FOUND WALKING WITH COMMITMENT.
121. CHANCE, IS WHAT LIFE IS, WITHOUT GOD.
122. WHERE A MAN WALKS, TELLS MUCH ABOUT HIS LIFE.
123. TRUE LOVE IS NOT BOUND BY TIME.
124. EXCUSES ARE ONLY NECESSARY WHILE SUCCESS IS PLAYING HARD TO GET.
125. USE WHAT YOU HAVE, BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVEN'T.
126. TALK, WITHOUT DEEDS, IS ONLY NOISE.
127. GROWTH STARTS WITH THE ACCEPTANCE OF RESPONSIBILITY.
128. PROGRESS, SOMETIMES GETS ITS START FROM A SMALL STONE UNDER YOUR SLEEPING          BAG.
129. VANITY IS EASILY PUNCTURED, BY THE SMALL HUNGRY WORM THAT GETS YOU IN THE                END.
130. CONFLICT STARTS, WHEN REASON STOPS.
131. FROM FORTY UNTIL FIFTY, WE ARE WORKING TO ATTAIN SIXTY.
132. STYLE, BY DEFINITION, IS CHANGE.
133. SUPPRESSION OF A PEOPLE IS A DOOMED ADVENTURE.
134. LIFE IS EQUAL TO WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
135. ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE - BUT ASK GOD NOT MAN.
136. EASTER IS THANKSGIVING.
137. LIFE, WITHOUT YOU, ISN'T!
138. IF DEATH AND TAXES A CERTAIN, LETS HEAR A CHEER FOR LIFE.
139. TRAGEDY IS THE ABILITY TO ENJOY NOTHING.
140. THE FIRST WARM DAY AFTER A COLD WINTER SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY.
141. RESPONSIBILITY IS THE EMBRYO OF CIVILIZATION.
142. THE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING, IS THE CONSTANT CURSE OF THE NEWS MEDIA.
143. WHEN ALL IS LOST, YOUR WRONG, GOD IS STILL HERE.
144. HUMILITY LIVES IN A HOUSE OF PEACE.
145. GOOD LUCK IS A EUPHEMISM FOR HARD WORK.
146. EDUCATION IS TO THE MIND WHAT FOOD IS TO THE STOMACH, STOP EITHER AND YOU’RE          DEAD.
147. FREEDOM COMES FROM YOUR MIND, ONLY.
148. BEAUTY BEHELD, IS NOT EASILY FORGOTTEN.
149. FATHERS MUST ADD TO THEIR SONS, SO THEIR SONS CAN DO THE SAME.
150. MANNERS ARE THE GIFT WRAPPINGS OF COMMON SENSE.
151. IF YOU DESIRE GRAND MEMORIES, LEAVE THE PARTY AT ITS HEIGHT.
152. HAVING FUN IS A FORM OF PROFIT THAT DOESN'T APPEAR ON YOUR BANK STATEMENT.
153. HEAT CAN NOT LIVE WITH COLD, ANYMORE THAN LOVE CAN LIVE WITH HATE.
154. THE MOST DANGEROUS ADDICTIVE NARCOTIC IN THIS WORLD IS LIVING IN YOUR HOME              AND IT IS CALLED TELEVISION.
155. HAPPINESS COMES WITH THE REALIZATION THAT GOD, NOT YOU, IS IN CHARGE.
156. CLOCKS WERE INVENTED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS ON TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
157. HUGE EGOS, TRIP OVER DEAF EARS.
158. WHEN A POLITICIAN PROMISES TO GIVETH, REMEMBER HE MUST FIRST TAKETH AWAY.
159. JOGGING MAY BE GOOD FOR THE HEART, BUT WALKING IS GREAT FOR THE SOUL.
160. ATTAINMENT OF YOUR HIGHEST GOAL, MAKES YOUR NEXT STEP VERY DIFFICULT.
161. THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF MORE LAWYERS WERE EMPLOYED DRIVING            AMBULANCES, INSTEAD OF CHASING THEM.
162. WALK DO NOT RUN, IS AN ESPECIALLY GOOD RULE TO FOLLOW AS WE NEAR THE END.
163. T.V. IS THE ACRONYM FOR TOTAL VOID.
164. WHILE DRIVING WE OBEY THE TRAFFIC SIGNALS; WHEN GOING THROUGH LIFE, IT WOULD          BE EASIER IF WE PAID MORE ATTENTION TO THE SIGNALS GIVEN OUT BY THE TEN                        COMMANDMENTS.
165. THE FUTURE IS THE PLEASANT PLANS WE MAKE FOR TOMORROW.
166. IF YOUR ROAD THROUGH LIFE IS CROOKED, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STRAIGHTEN                              YOUR SELF OUT.
167. WEIGHT, UNLIKE A BANK ACCOUNT, ALWAYS HAS MORE DEPOSITS THAN WITHDRAWALS.
168. LONGEVITY, WITHOUT EXPERIENCE, DOESN'T LEAD TO WISDOM; JUST OLD AGE.
 169. MANS BEST FRIEND IS ALLEGED TO BE HIS DOG, BUT A PRETTY GIRL IS A LOT MORE FUN.
170. A SHARP TONGUE SHOULD BE USED TO CUT ITSELF OFF.
171. WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE GOD CREATED MAN----------------- LAST?
172. THE ONLY KEY TO WISDOM IS LEARNING, THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS.
173. CHICKENS EAT WORMS, WE EAT CHICKENS, WORMS EAT US; MAKES YOU WONDER.
174. WHAT WOULD CRITICS DO, IF DOERS DIDN'T?
175. IF YOU KEEP BENDING THE LAW, YOU WILL BECOME CROOKED.
176. WHY IS IT THAT UNSUCCESSFUL LAWYERS, WIND UP BEING POLITICIANS?
177. HUMILITY, IS A LESSON ALL FISHERMEN LEARN WHEN THE FISH AREN'T BITING,                              ARROGANCE IS LEARNED WHEN THEY ARE.
178. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE WIND IS KEPT WHEN IT ISN'T BLOWING?
179. HISTORY HAS TAUGHT US THAT WHEN GOVERNMENTS GET TOO BIG, THEY FALL.
180. GOD CREATED MAN, THEN MAN CREATED PREJUDICE AGAINST HIS FELLOW MAN.
181. JOGGING WAS FIRST INVENTED BY A MAN WHO DISCOVERED  HIS SPARE TIRE WAS FLAT.
182. GOSSIP STARTS, WHEN TALK IS CHEAP.
183. YOUR TIME IS LIMITED, SO SPEND IT WISELY.
184. GROSS, IS WHAT YOUR SCALE SAYS ON THANKSGIVING DAY AFTERNOON.
185. IF YOU NEED A LESSON IN PATIENCE, GO FISHING.
186. LAUGHTER CURES MANY ILLS.
187. IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR PROBLEMS GROW, CALL A LAWYER.
188. SOCIAL SECURITY ISN'T EITHER SOCIAL OR SECURE.
189. IF THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, IT'S A WISE WORM THAT SLEEPS LATE.
190. WORKING LIKE A BEAVER IS O.K. IF YOU ARE A DAM BUILDER.
191. HELP, IS WHAT YOU ASK FOR AFTER FOLLY.
192. LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU FORGET YOURSELF.
193. FAITH IS BETTER THAN FACT.
194. SURRENDER IS WHAT A WOMAN DOES AFTER SHE HAS WON YOUR HEART.
195. WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WHY WON'T THE NEWS MEDIA BELIEVE IT?
196. GAY USED TO MEAN HAPPY, NOW IT'S THE ACRONYM FOR "GROSS ABNORMAL                              YEARNINGS" OR "GOT AIDS YET".
197. "PRETTY AS A PICTURE" CAME BEFORE FINGER PAINTING.
198. FALSIES ARE A BUST.
199. PRISON IS WHERE THE SOUL GOES WHEN IT IS NOT RIGHT WITH GOD.
200. BREAKING THE LAW, STARTS BY BENDING THE RULES.
201. BEFORE CLIMBING THE LADDER OF SUCCESS, CHECK IT’S FOUNDATION.
202. CURRENT THEORIES ATTRIBUTE CREATION TO THE BIG BANG THEORY, BUT FAIL TO SAY              WHO LIT THE FUSE.
203. IT IS A GOOD THING ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T MEMBERS OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
204. ONE WHO SEEKS NITS TO PICK IS CALLED A LAWYER.
205. PLANNED PARENTHOODS MEMBERSHIP WOULD BE GREATLY DIMINISHED, IF THEIR                      PARENTS PRACTICED WHAT THEY PREACH.
206. A GOOD POLITICIAN IS ONE WHO CAN TURN A MOLE HILL INTO A MOUNTAIN.
207. KNOWLEDGE IS LIKE A HAMMER, IT CAN BUILD OR DESTROY.
208. WHEN RANK IS GIVEN PRIVILEGE, IT ABUSES IT RANKLY.
209. WANT TO GET HIGH, THINK ABOUT GOD, WANT TO GET LOW, GET HIGH ON DRUGS.
210. WOMEN WEAR NIGHTGOWNS FOR SLEEPING, BUT THEY KEEP THE MEN AWAKE.
211. STAY WHERE YOU BELONG AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO COVER YOUR TRACKS.
212. IT'S HARD TO FILL ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES, WHILE HE IS STILL HAS HIS FEET IN THEM.
213. MANY CHILDREN AREN'T SEEN OR HEARD, BECAUSE OF THEIR LARGE LOUD RADIOS.
214. THE BEACH IS WHERE A LITTLE TRIES TO COVER A LOT.
215. BRAINS LIKE ACORNS, NEED TIME TO GROW.
216. ADULT NOW MEANS YOU CAN WATCH FILTH LEGALLY.
217. WHEN ALL IS WELL, WHY KEEP TINKERING WITH IT.
218. HUMAN SACRIFICE IS WHEN THE MAN STAYS HOME TO MIND THE KIDS.
219. "WOMEN'S LIBERATION" IS O.K. SO LONG AS SHE GETS HOME IN TIME TO COOK DINNER.
220. MANY PEOPLE ARE FREE ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT
SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON, ON THE INSIDE.
221. PATIENCE IS REWARDED, BUT NOT NOW!
222. PERPETUAL MOTION, IS A POLITICIAN LOOKING FOR WAYS
TO SPEND TAX PAYERS MONEY.
223. AN HONEST POLITICIAN WOULD BE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
224. HIGH DIVING INTO AN EMPTY POOL WILL MAKE YOU A BIG HIT.
225. HOUSES BECOME HOMES, WHEN LOVE IS ADDED.
226. BOOKS ARE THE FUEL THAT CAN TURN DREAMS INTO REALITY.
227. FRIENDSHIP, LIKE A GOOD MEAL, TAKES TIME TO PREPARE.
228. REAL CLASS IS SMILING, WHEN ALL EXPECT TEARS.
229. CALORIES ONLY LEAP ON PEOPLE THAT ENJOY GOOD FOOD.
230. IF YOU WOULD SOAR WITH THE EAGLES, FIRST GET THE DIRT OFF YOUR WINGS.
231. HAPPINESS IS FOUND BY THOSE WHO SEEK IT.
232. HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD IS NICE, BUT AN ESTATE IN THE COUNTRY IS BETTER.
233. SATISFACTION, IS COOKING THE FISH YOU JUST CAUGHT.
234. IF TOMORROW DOESN'T COME, THINK OF ALL THE TIME WE WASTED WORRYING ABOUT IT.
235. GIVING IS NOT THE SAME AS LENDING, GIVE MORE LEND LESS.
236. GOALS ARE GOOD, IF THEY ARE NOT BAD.
237. IF MY LIFE PAINTS A PICTURE, I HOPE IT ISN'T MODERN ART.
238. AMBITION, WITHOUT TIME FOR FUN, IS STUPID.
239. BEING TRUE TO YOURSELF MEANS NO CHEATING.
240. WALKING LIKE A MAN, IS OF GREATER IMPORTANCE THAN RUNNING LIKE A DEER.
241. IF YOU WOULD FIND PEACE, DON'T SEEK TURMOIL.
242. GOOD HABITS, LIKE RABBITS, MULTIPLY QUICKLY.
243. DOING UNTO OTHERS, IS MORE FUN THAN HAVING OTHERS
DOING UNTO YOU.
244. RELAXATION IS EARNED, LAZINESS IS A BUM CHECK.
245. UNUSED BRAINS SADDEN THEIR MAKER.
246. REST, SHOULD COME AFTER WORK, NOT BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER.
247. WALKING TALL, IS VERY DIFFICULT IF MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE BASKETBALL PLAYERS.
248. IF YOUR LEADER IS GOD, NO ROAD IS TOO LONG.
249. WHEN YOUR HEAD GETS TOO BIG FOR YOUR HAT, YOUR BRAIN GROWS COLD.
250. DESIRE COMES IN TWO SIZES, GOOD AND BAD.
251. LIFE, LIKE AN ELEVATOR, HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS, PRAY THAT YOUR LAST TRIP IS GOING          UP NOT DOWN.
252. HEART ATTACKS CAN BE BROUGHT ON BY PRETTY NURSES.
253. SPRING, IS WHEN A YOUNG MAN CONTINUES TO THINK ABOUT THE SAME THINGS HE HAS          BEEN THINKING ABOUT ALL YEAR LONG.
254. IF YOU’RE THE STRONG SILENT TYPE THAT WALKS ALONE, TRY A NEW DEODORANT.
255. ITS TOUGH TO BE A WINNER, IF YOU DON'T ENTER THE RACE.
256. YOUR PATH THROUGH LIFE SHOULD BRING NO SHAME TO YOUR FAMILY.
257. LIVE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW; SURELY ONE DAY THERE WON'T BE.
258. CONTENTMENT COMES EASILY, TO HIM WHOSE NEEDS ARE FEW.
259. COOL HEADS PREVAIL OVER HOT TEMPERS.
260. A MAN'S WEALTH CAN BE MEASURED BY THE DEPTH OF HIS WIFE'S LOVE FOR HIM.
261. GREAT DEEDS SPROUT FROM SMALL SEEDS.
262. WILL POWER, FIRST REQUIRES WON'T POWER.
263. THE MIND, LIKE A MUSCLE, NEEDS EXERCISE TO GROW.
264. KNOWING WHEN TO QUIT, OFTEN MEANS WINNING.
265. DON'T ENTER THE RACE IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PRIZE.
266. FROM THE PAST WE LEARN, THE PRESENT TOO WILL SOON PASS AWAY.
267. GETTING TO THE TOP, MEANS GETTING OFF YOUR BOTTOM.
268. IF YOU WOULD CREATE AN ENEMY, BORROW FROM A FRIEND.
269. IF YOU WANT TO "HANG IN THERE”, BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU HANG OUT.
270. IF YOU’RE ALWAYS LIVING IT UP, YOU’RE ON THE WAY DOWN.
271. FORTITUDE COMES BEHIND ATTITUDE.
272. SMALL MINDS ARE USUALLY EQUIPPED WITH BIG MOUTHS.
273. YOUR SPIRIT CAN'T SOAR, UNTIL YOU OPEN THE DOOR.
274. TIME CAN'T BE BORROWED, SO SPEND IT WISELY.
275. NEED IS OFTEN CONFUSED WITH GREED.
276. NEGOTIATIONS START, WHEN YOU DON'T GET YOUR WAY THE FIRST TIME.
277. A HOME RUN IS WHAT A NEW BRIDE DOES AFTER THE FIRST ARGUMENT.
278. ELECTRICITY IS SHOCKING.
279. OVERSEXED IS UNDERWILLED.
280. IF WE ARE TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON THE SUN AND AIR; WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY                  DEPEND ON?
281. A GREAT DECISION SITS ATOP A PILE OF LITTLE ONES.
282. DIVIDENDS COME MORE FROM GIVING THAN GETTING.
283. THE GATES OF HELL ARE UNLOCKED WITH THE KEY OF COMPROMISE.
284. MAN, LIKE A TREE, WILL BEND A LITTLE BEFORE BREAKING.
285. COMPROMISING WITH EVIL IS ALWAYS A LOSING PATH.
286. ALL ETERNAL TREATIES AND ALLIANCES ARE MADE BY MEN WHO DON'T LIVE FOREVER.
287. MANY POLITICIANS SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUES.
288. FAST CARS NEED FAST ROADS.    
289. PHYSICAL STATURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HEIGHTS A MAN MAY ATTAIN.
290. FINAL JUDGEMENT, IS BASED ON WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH WHAT YOU HAVE REAPED              FROM LIFE'S HARVEST.
291. HOW A MAN LIVED, IS OF MUCH GREATER IMPORTANCE THAN HOW MUCH MONEYHE                    MADE.
292. SWIMMING IS BETTER THAN JUST STAYING AFLOAT IN LIFE'S SEA.
293. FISHING IS EASY; IT'S THE CATCHING THAT'S THE HARD PART.
294. THE FUTURE BELONGS ONLY TO GOD.
295. A LOUD VOICE OFTEN COMES FROM A SOFT MIND.
296. CUTTING A NEW PATH IS MORE SATISFYING THAN FOLLOWING THE HERD.
297. GIVING YOUR BEST ALL THE TIME, ELIMINATES THE NEED FOR GIVING EXCUSES ANYTIME.
298. TIME IS ONE OF YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSETS.
299. THE GREATEST SIN IS WATCHING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE HELPING.
300. LAWYERS CREATE NEW LAWS, TO CREATE NEW LAWYERS.
301. GRASS WAS INVENTED SO THAT LAWN-MOWERS WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO ON                  WEEKENDS.
302. WE FERTILIZE AND WATER OUR LAWNS SO THAT THEY WILL REQUIRE MORE FREQUENT              CUTTING -- MAKES YOU WONDER.
303. SUN SHINE IS FREE, EXCEPT AT SUNNY RESORTS WHERE IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE.
304. HIGH FASHION MAKES FOR LOW INCOME.
305. AMBIANCE, IS WHAT YOU GET IN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT LIEU OF GOOD FOOD.
306. REAL ESTATE, IN REALITY IS SOMETHING LESS THAN A REAL ESTATE.
307. CURRENT BATHING SUITS PROVE THAT YOU GET LESS FOR MORE.
308. MANY BOAT OWNERS ARE OWNED BY THEIR BOATS.
309. WAR – WE’RE ALWAYS RIGHT.
310. THANKSGIVING DAY ISN'T, IF YOU’RE THE TURKEY.
311. PROSPERITY FOR CATTLE IS BEING WELL FED, PROSPERITY FOR THE FARMER IS SELLING          WELL FED CATTLE TO THE BUTCHER; BE CAREFUL OF TOO MUCH PROSPERITY.
312. BOAT OWNERS ARE FREQUENTLY BOAT OWERS.
313. IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO STAY BALANCED ON THE PINNACLE OF SUCCESS.
314. BANK ROBBERY, IS THE INTEREST RATES CHARGED BY THE BANKS.
315. A TELEVISION MINI-SERIES IS AN ADVERTISERS MAXI-SERIES.
316. CAUTIOUS DECISIONS ARE O.K. IF NOT MADE TOO CAUTIOUSLY.
317. BEFORE PURSUING YOUR DREAM, MAKE SURE IT'S NOT A NIGHTMARE.
318. THE SPICE OF LIFE USUALLY INCLUDES SOME HOT PEPPERS.
319. TRAVEL IS A BROADENING EXPERIENCE, PARTICULARLY IF YOU EAT OUT.
320. HE WHO SEEKS TROUBLE WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE FINDING IT.
321. EVOLUTION THEORIES ARE ALL VERY INTELLECTUAL SOUNDING, UNTIL YOU INQUIRE                  ABOUT WHO STARTED IT ALL.
322. MANY SOCIAL CLUBS ARE FORMED TO BE UNSOCIAL TO OTHERS.
323. IF YOU SEW THE SEEDS OF DISCONTENT, WHAT KIND OF HARVEST WILL YOU REAP?
324. EVOLUTION IS A REVOLUTION, AGAINST GOD.
325. IF THE SIGHT OF YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG DOESN'T MOVE YOU, MAYBE YOU BETTER MOVE.
326. CONTENTMENT IS THE GREATEST WEALTH.
327. GROWTH ALSO NEEDS SOME RAIN TO GO ALONG WITH THE SUNSHINE.
328. FAILURE IS OFTEN THE RESULT OF QUITTING TOO SOON.
329. IF DIS COMES BEFORE HONESTY, THEN YOUR RUIN IS ASSURED.
330. TALK IS CHEAP, WHEN WORDS ARE PLENTIFUL.
331. LIFE INSURANCE ISN'T.
332. KILLING TIME, MURDERS THE MIND.
333. TRUTH, TO THE POLITICIAN, IS MEASURED IN VOTES, NOT WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG.
334. INTELLIGENCE TESTS REVEAL THE INTELLECT OF THE TESTER, NOT THE TESTED.
335. IF YOU WOULD SOAR WITH THE EAGLES, STOP HANGING AROUND WITH THE TURKEYS.
336. PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO SAY, SAY IT WITH A MULTITUDE OF WORDS.
337. DOCTORS PRACTICE ON PATIENTS, WHO PAY THEM WHILE THEY PRACTICE.
338. PATIENT IS WHAT YOU BECOME, WHEN YOUR ARE ONE IN THE HOSPITAL.
339. ACCIDENTS NO LONGER HAPPEN, IF THEY DID LAWYERS COULDN'T COLLECT THEIR FEES.
340. WAITING ROOMS ARE PLACES WHERE PATIENTS ARE STORED UNTIL THE NEXT PAYMENT             IS DUE ON THE DOCTORS MERCEDES.
341. GO BY AIR IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SPARE.
342. THE WAY TO SAVE ENERGY IS TO KILL-A-WATT.
343. THE WAY TO A MANS HEART, USED TO BE, WAS THROUGH HIS STOMACH NOW IT'S A                      BYPASS.
344. A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX IS A GIFT GIVEN BY SMOKERS TO NONSMOKERS.
345. AN INSURANCE POLICY IS A DOCUMENT FILLED WITH FINE PRINT, WHICH ISN'T SO FINE                WHEN YOU TRY TO COLLECT.
346. A GIVING PERSON IS USUALLY A FORGIVING PERSON.
347. GIVING COMES AFTER GETTING.
348. LEARNING COMES FROM LISTENING ------ TO OTHERS.
349. SILENCE CAN BE VERY FERTILE.
350. A SHELL IS TO A TURTLE WHAT A TAX IS TO A POLITICIAN.
351. STORMS ARE ALSO NATURAL.
352. HUNTING REQUIRES MUCH SKILL, AVOIDING THE HUNTER REQUIRES MUCH MORE.
353. WHY ARE WARS ALWAYS FOUGHT BY THE MEN WHO DON'T START THEM?
354. OLD LEAVES MUST FALL BEFORE THE NEW ONES CAN GROW.
355. A SINCERE SMILE BENEFITS BOTH THE MAKER AND THE TAKER.
356. WHO FIRES THE SHOOTING STARS?
357. DREAMS ARE REALITIES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN WORKED ON YET.
358. WEIGHT IS REALLY WAIT CONTROL.
359. WATCHING YOUR DIET COMES BEFORE ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN WATCHING YOU.
360. WATCHING T.V. NEWS CAN MAKE YOU APPRECIATE THE COMMERCIALS.
361. FRIEND --- IS THE LOFTIEST OF ALL TITLES.
362. DIET WATCHERS ARE WATCHED.
363. BEING INDEPENDENT IS O.K., ASSUMING YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE.
364. BOOKS ARE BETTER THAN BOMBS.
365. LEARNING NEVER CEASES.

SECOND YEAR

366. EDITORS ARE WORD SURGEONS
367. TALE TELLERS ARE CALLED LIARS OR, SOMETIMES,
AUTHORS.

369. EXPERIENCE IS HARD TO COME BY, WHILE DOING
NOTHING.
370. TRUTH DOESN'T TAX YOUR MEMORY.
371. WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU ISN'T AS IMPORTANT AS WHAT
YOU DO ABOUT IT.
372. SMILES ARE HUGS WITHOUT ARMS.
373. FORECASTING THE FUTURE REQUIRES VOLUMINOUS DATA
FROM THE PAST AND 99% LUCK.
374. STOPPING PROGRESS IS ABOUT AS EASY AS GROWING
YOUNGER.
375. BARTER BEATS BANKS.
376. BIKES ARE USELESS WITHOUT PEDDLERS.
377. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THE PAYMENTS
ON THE COST OF LIVING?
378. GENTLENESS REQUIRES GREAT STRENGTH.
379. IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE IS TEACHING, DEPARTING
KNOWLEDGE IS THE TEACHERS UNION.
380. FAULT FINDING IS A FAULTY OCCUPATION.
381. APRIL FOOLS DAY SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY, IT'S
THE ONLY ONE WE ALL QUALIFY FOR.
382. TEAM WORK IS FREQUENTLY THE FATHER OF
IRRESPONSIBILITY.
383. BEING GOOD AS GOLD MEANS YOU HAVE YOUR UPS AND
DOWNS.
384. WISDOM IS THE AWARENESS THAT GOD GAVE YOU TWO
EARS, BUT ONLY ONE MOUTH.

385. GREAT SATISFACTION CAN BE DRAWN FROM THE FACT
THAT THE YOUNGER GENERATION ISN'T GETTING ANY
YOUNGER.
386. MATURITY CAN MEAN WE GROW WISE NOT JUST OLD.
387. DYING ISN'T SO BAD, IF YOU HAVE LIVED.
388. PATRIOTS ACT WHILE OTHERS DISCUSS PATRIOTISM.
389. DIAMONDS ARE CHUNKS OF COAL THAT HAVEN'T AVOIDED
STRESS.
390. CONSCIENCE - THAT SMALL INNER VOICE WITH BIG
REPERCUSSIONS.
391. DOING IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME IS GREAT IF YOU’RE NOT
COPYING.
392. FLIGHTS OF FANCY ARE MUCH CHEAPER AND FASTER
THAN AIRLINES.
393. TACT GIVES CREDIT BEFORE IT IS DUE.
394. CLASS REUNIONS, CAN RUIN SOME EGOS.
395. NEGATIVE ACTIONS POSITIVELY BRING REACTIONS.
396. CHILDREN LEARN FROM ADULTS; THINK WHAT AN
AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY THAT IS.
397. PROBLEMS HAVE NEVER BEEN SOLVED BY PEOPLE
WITHOUT THEM.
398. RULES ARE USUALLY FIRST BROKEN BY THE ONES MAKING
THEM.
399. FALSE HOPE IS BETTER THAN NONE.
400. IDEA KILLERS ARE MORE ABUNDANT THAN IDEA GROWERS.

401. SUPERSTITION IS SILLY, BUT I NEVER WALK UNDER A
WOODEN LADDER WITHOUT KNOCKING ON IT.
402. HEROES ACT WHILE OTHERS WATCH.
403. IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED; YOUR CHANCES ARE
GETTING BETTER.
404. OPTIMISTS HAVE MORE FUN.
405. BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T CHOKE, WHEN SWALLOWING
YOUR PRIDE.
406. WRITING WRONGS IS THE MEDIA’S MISTAKE.
407. NEW YEAR'S DAY IS RESOLUTION POLLUTION.
408. NEW IDEAS SHOULD BE WINED, DINED AND FUSSED OVER
BEFORE THE CRITICS ARE ALLOWED IN.
409. LIFE WITHOUT IMAGINATION IS LIKE A SEED WITHOUT
SOIL.
410. SERIOUS INTEROFFICE COMMUNICATION COMMENCES
WHEN THE BOSS LEAVES.
411. CHAMPS GET UP, LOSERS STAY DOWN.
412. GOOD LUCK IS THE HAND-MAIDEN OF HARD WORK.
413. HAVING SPRING IN YOUR HEART IS MEANINGLESS, UNTIL
YOU LET IT UNWIND.
414. HAVING GOOD INSTINCTS IS ANOTHER DESCRIPTION OF
CONSCIENCE.
415. HUMILITY IS KNOWING THE LAST MINUTE WILL ARRIVE.
416. ADVICE IS OFTEN DONATED WITHOUT BEING SOUGHT.
417. THE MONKEYS ARE ALWAYS REMOVED BEFORE WE START
BRAGGING ABOUT OUR FAMILY TREE.

418. YOUR WORKS ARE YOUR PORTRAIT.
419. OLD AGE IS SOME ONE OLDER THAN I AM.
420. CHILDREN CAN GROW INTO THE HEIGHT OF THE FAITH
WE HAVE IN THEM.
421. MEMORIES SHOULD BE VISITED, NOT LIVED IN.
422. A PHONY TRIES TO LIVE UP TO THE BELIEF OF OTHERS.
423. FREEDOM RARELY EXISTS WITHOUT AN ARMY.
424. SECURITY CAN BE THE DEATH SENTENCE OF NEW IDEAS.
425. WORDS CAN BLESS OR CURSE, ITS UP TO YOU.
426. LIKING YOUR WORK MEANS NOT REALLY WORKING.
427. HE WHO HESITATES MAY BE RIGHT BUT GETS LEFT.
428. AFFLUENCE IS ALWAYS PRESENT TO HIM WHOSE NEEDS
ARE FEW.
429. EDUCATION TEACHES US HOW LITTLE WE CAN EVER
KNOW.
430. FRIENDLY RELATIONS CAN TURN FRIENDS INTO RELATIVES.
431. STRONGER THAN THE STRONGEST STEEL IS THE MIND OF
MAN.
432. LISTENING IS A SIGN OF BRILLIANCE.
433. PEACE COMES FROM RELIANCE ON GOD AND NOT ON
OTHERS.
434. FIXING A GOAL MEANS BREAKING SOME HABITS.
435. ENCOURAGEMENT IS CORRECTION ALL DRESSED UP.
436. THE CLASH OF IDEAS IS BETTER THAN THE QUIET OF
STUPIDITY.

437. CLIMBING DOWN OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE IS OFTEN
ACCOMPANIED BY A FALL.
438. LAPS WERE CREATED FOR PARENTS TO SPANK THEIR KIDS
AND AS A REFUGE FOR GRANDCHILDREN.
439. EXAMPLES COME IN TWO'S - GOOD AND BAD.
440. THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS SHOULD REST WHEN YOU
CATCH IT.
441. IT IS HARD TO RECEIVE WHAT YOU DON'T PRAY FOR.
442. THE FUTURE IS JUST THE PAST BACKWARDS.
443. LEARNING IS NOT A MEANS TO AN END; IT'S A BEGINNING
WITHOUT AN END.
444. YOU'RE NOT REQUIRED TO ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN
TEMPTATION KNOCKS.
445. WHY IS IT THAT RUMORS FLY FASTER THAN FACTS?
446. TRUE SUCCESS CAN ONLY BE MEASURED BY ITS OWNER,
NOT BY THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS.
447. LIFE, LIKE A GREAT BOOK, ENDS TOO SOON.
448. OPTIMISTS ALWAYS HAVE HALF-FULL CUPS.
449. BEING NEEDED IS A GOOD EXCUSE TO KEEP UP THE
PAYMENTS ON THE COST OF LIVING.
450. OUR PATIENCE IS EITHER REWARDED OR WE GET SO OLD
THAT WE FORGET WHAT WE ARE BEING SO PATIENT ABOUT.
451. TREES KNEES ARE KEPT IN THEIR TRUNKS.
452. IGNORANCE IS BLISS, ITS ALSO DUMB.
453. WHEN YOU REACH THE END OF YOUR ROPE, IT'S TIME TO
START CLIMBING.

454. A SURE CURE FOR INSOMNIA IS TO TUNE IN A POLITICAL
SPEECH.
455. GOOD LOSERS ARE FREQUENTLY BAD PLAYERS.
456. APRIL IS THE RIGHT TIME TO START A NEW YEAR.
457. MANY SQUARES STAND IN THE WINNERS CIRCLE.
458. EVEN THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS CAN CURDLE IF IT'S
DELIVERED TOO LATE.
459. MAN CAN TRY TO ERASE GOD, UNTIL GOD DECIDES TO
ERASE HIM.
460. SPEAKERS THAT CONSTANTLY REAFFIRM THEIR HONESTY
AND INTEGRITY, USUALLY HAVE NEITHER.
461. PECKSNIFFIAN POLITICIANS ARE THE TRUE POLLUTERS OF
PROSPERITY.
462. MOUTH OPEN - MIND CLOSED, OR TALK LESS AND LISTEN
MORE.
463. WRITING WRONGS KEEPS THE MEDIA GOING.
464. LIFE WITHOUT IMAGINATION IS LIKE SOIL WITHOUT A
SEED.
465. OVER OPTIMISM IS BETTER THAN UNDER OPTIMISM.
466. SCOWL OR SMILE, IT'S YOUR FACE.
467. OLD AGE COMPLAINTS CEASE WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS
CONSIDERED.
468. SONS ARE THE GUIDED MISSILES OF THEIR FATHERS.
469. PHONY, IS LIVING UP TO OTHER’S BELIEFS.
470. SECURITY CAN IMPRISON THE MIND.
471. WISDOM IS SOUGHT NOT BOUGHT.

472. GOOD MANNERS IS MAKING YOUR GUESTS FEEL AT HOME
WHEN YOU WISH THEY WERE.
473. TRUTH, UNLIKE A BAD CHECK, NEVER BOUNCES.
474. TRUE PEACE COMES FROM RELIANCE ON GOD, NOT SOME
POLITICIAN WHO ISN'T IN CHARGE OF TOMORROW.
475. FIXING A GOAL MAY MEAN BREAKING A HABIT.
476. ENCOURAGEMENT IS OFTEN CORRECTION, DRESSED UP.
477. SOMETIMES A SQUEAKY WHEEL SHOULD BE REPLACED,
NOT GREASED.
478. FAULT IS EASY TO FIND, SOLUTIONS REQUIRE MORE
EFFORT.
479. BEING NUMBER ONE IS GREAT UNTIL NUMBER TWO STARTS
CLIMBING.
480. IF YOUR PRINCIPLES FLY AWAY A CRASH IS INEVITABLE.
481. GRATITUDE NEEDS A VOICE.
482. WHY DOES SOME ONE ALWAYS WANT TO TAKE FREEDOM
AWAY?
483. FLIGHTS OF FANCY ARE FUN AND SAFER THAN AIR PLANES.
484. CHILDREN, LIKE CONCRETE, NEED A FORM TO SET UP IN.
485. HEROES DO - OTHER DISCUSS.
486. IF WEAPONS WERE LIMITED TO SNOW BALLS, WE WOULD
HAVE MANY SEASONS OF PEACE.
487. LOSE WEIGHT - SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE.
488. REAL FRIENDS ARE NEVER ON VACATION.
489. LIFE IS LONG TO HIM WHO ONLY WAITS.

490. WHAT YOU LEAVE IN YOUR CHILDREN’S MINDS IS OF
GREATER IMPORTANCE THAN WHAT YOU LEAVE IN THEIR
BANK ACCOUNTS.
491. KISSING IS MUCH BETTER THAN MISSING SOMEONE.
492. SOMETIMES THE COST OF THE CURE ISN'T WORTH IT.
493. AMBITION IS THE STARTING LINE TOWARD SUCCESS.
494. WHEN MONEY TALKS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN.
495. IF YOU CAN HEAR MONEY TALK, YOU SURE DON'T NEED A
HEARING AID.
496. THE PROMISE OF SPRING IS MADE DURING THE SNOW OF
WINTER.
497. GOOD LOSERS, OFTEN BECOME GREAT WINNERS.
498. TRUE HUMILITY NEVER ADVERTISES.
499. A NON-WORKING MOTHER IS AN OXYMORON.
500. HE WHO HESITATES SOMETIMES GETS A SECOND CHANCE.
501. GREAT IDEAS REQUIRE GREAT ACTION.
502. THE AMERICAN DREAM ALWAYS ELUDES OVER SLEEPERS.
503. A SON SHOULD KNOW MORE THAN HIS FATHER.
504. PSYCHIATRY IS LIKE HAVING AN EXPENSIVE FRIEND.
505. DEFYING THE LAW OF GRAVITY IS A SMASHING
EXPERIENCE.
506. DOGS TEACH MANNERS - BE NICE I'LL PLAY, BE MEAN I'M
GONE.
507. IMAGINATION MAKES KNOWLEDGE POSSIBLE.
508. NIGHTLY NEWS - MUCH SAID ABOUT LITTLE.
509. IF YOU WANT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, BUY A DOG.

510. THE HUMAN RACE HAS NO LONG-TERM WINNERS.
511. SCHOOL IS A PLACE WHERE POSSIBILITIES ARE KEPT.
512. YOU CAN'T GIVE KINDNESS AWAY, IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.
513. TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING IS CALLED THANKSGIVING
DAY.
514. THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING MUST PAY PLENTY TO
STORE IT.
515. LOSING YOUR TEMPER IS BETTER THAN FINDING IT.
516. MEMBERSHIP IN THE HUMAN RACE REQUIRES THAT YOU
PAY YOUR DUES OR DIE.
517. FRESH IDEAS GROW STALE QUICKLY.
518. THE ONLY EARTHLY FUTURE YOU CAN COUNT ON IS NOW.
519. YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON YOUR PAST.
520. NOT BEING YOUR- SELF IS FORGERY.
521. TURKEYS FLY - EAGLES SOAR.
522. COUCH POTATOES LOOK MASHED.
523. IMPROVE YOUR VISION, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
524. YOUR DEPARTURE IS CERTAIN, WHEN, IS THE ONLY
QUESTION.
525. IMPATIENCE IS OFTEN THE EMBRYO OF A GREAT IDEA.
526. WHILE THE HEART BEATS, THERE IS STILL HOPE.
527. GOOD LUCK IS USUALLY PRECEDED BY HARD WORK.
528. TRUTH SHINES THE LIGHT ON DARK LIES.
529. MEMORY IS NEVER TAXED BY TRUTH.
530. FRIENDS ARE BROTHERS AND SISTERS WITHOUT BLOOD
LINES.

531. GRATITUDE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE BEATS INGRATITUDE
FOR WHAT YOU HAVE NOT.
532. DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE CAN ONLY BE ACCOMPLISHED BY
TRYING.
533. HE IS RICH, WHOSE NEEDS ARE FEW.
534. EAT VORACIOUSLY AT THE TABLE OF KNOWLEDGE.
535. EACH DAY YOU MUST DECIDE TO WELCOME OR CURSE THE
SUNRISE.
536. FREEDOM, TO STAY ALIVE, MUST ALWAYS BE ALERT.
537. FRIENDS STAY WHEN OTHERS RUN AWAY.
538. TELEVISION - ADVERTISING INTERRUPTED BY STUPIDITY.
539. THE END IS GETTING CLOSER, DON'T PUSH!
540. LIFE GOES ON AND DOES NOT REQUIRE YOUR
ATTENDANCE.
541. NEBULOUS GOALS ARE UNREACHABLE, GET SPECIFIC.
542. WAITING UNTIL "THE LAST MINUTE", ONE DAY WON’T
WORK.
543. WORRYING ABOUT GETTING OLDER ONLY SPEEDS UP THE
PROCESS.
544. TRUTH AND LIES BOTH LEAVE A TRAIL.
545. IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR THE WORLD TO BEAT A PATH TO
YOUR DOOR, YOU BETTER HANG OUT A SIGN TELLING THEM
WHERE THE PATH IS.
546. THERE ARE ONLY TWO JUDGES THAT COUNT, GOD AND
YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH GOD - YOU LOSE.
547. EVEN WISDOM CAN'T OPEN A CLOSED MIND.

548. LEARNING IS NEVER DONE WHILE YOU ARE TALKING.
549. TRUTH IS NEVER FOUND IN THE COMPANY OF
COMPROMISE.
550. REAL BEAUTY OFTEN HAS WRINKLED SKIN.
551. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE REALITY, BUT YOU CAN WORK ON
IMPROVING IT.
552. UGLY, IS FREQUENTLY DEFINED BY PEOPLE WHO DO NOT
OWN A MIRROR.
553. HEAVEN ON EARTH SHOULD BE WHERE YOU CALL HOME.
554. DON’T COMPLAIN UNTIL YOU HAVE THE EAR OF THE ONE WHO
CAN FIX IT.
555. IF YOUR GOD IS DEAD — TRY MINE.
556. GOD MADE YOU WATERPROOF, SO GO OUT, AND ENJOY A
WALK IN THE CLEANSING RAIN.
557. ALL DIETS ARE GUARANTEED TO LIGHTEN YOUR WALLET.
558. WHILE GROWING OLD, WE SHRINK.
559. THINKING IS BECOMING A LOST ART.
560. FISH RARELY LEAP FOR JOY, USUALLY THEY LEAP TO CATCH
AND EAT A SMALLER FISH.
561. FEEDING POLITICIANS IS A TAXING AFFAIR.
562. MANY AFFAIRS OF STATE ARE JUST AFFAIRS.
563. POLITICIANS PROMISES ARE LIKE SNOW, FIRST THEY TURN
TO SLUSH AND THEN COMPLETELY MELT AWAY.
564. YOU’RE OLD WHEN YOU NO LONGER WANT TO PLAY,

565. SUCCESS HAS MANY YARD STICKS, SURELY ONE OF THEM IS
THE ABILITY TO TAKE TIME TO ENJOY IT.
566. CHEATING ON A LOVED ONE BREAKS A TRUST THAT CAN
NEVER BE FULLY REPAIRED.
567. EARLY RISERS SEE THE LIGHT.
568. IF GOD DOESN'T SAY YES - YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER.
569. BLINDLY FOLLOWING A LEADER OFTEN LEADS TO THE
SLAUGHTER HOUSE FOR CATTLE AND MEN.
570. MAN, LIKE A STURDY TREE, GETS MUCH OF HIS STRENGTH
FROM HIS ROOTS.
571. THE DAWN OF SUCCESS IS USUALLY PRECEDED BY A NIGHT
OF TOIL.
572. CONTRACTS ARE DRAWN UP BY LAWYERS TO CREATE NEW
LAWYERS TO INTERPRET THEM.
573. YOU CAN’T FIX YOUR WORD ONCE YOU HAVE BROKEN IT.
574. POLITICIANS ARE WELL DRESSED PURSE SNATCHERS.
575. SPEND TIME WISELY BECAUSE YOU DON’T OWN IT.
576. PROBLEMS ARE OFTEN OPPORTUNITIES IN DISGUISE.
577. BE ALERT YOUR FUTURE IS STARTING NOW!
578. IF YOU OWNED EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHERE
WOULD YOU STORE IT?
579. A BAD EXPERIENCE CAN BE A GOOD TEACHER.
580. TAKE TIME TO THINK.
581. ONLY FLAKES REALLY LIKE SNOW.
582. THANKSGIVING DAY DIET - CHUCK OUT THE TURKEY AND
EAT THE FEATHERS.

583. NEVER DRIVE THROUGH THE STOP SIGN OF
CONTENTMENT.
584. IF YOU THINK EELS ARE SLIPPERY, WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET
YOUR FIRST LAWYER.
585. YOUR HAPPINESS ISN'T UP TO ME, IT’S UP TO YOU.
586. GOD MADE YOU WATERPROOF SO YOU COULD ENJOY THE
RAIN.
587. WISE MEN KNOW WHY GOD GAVE US TWO EARS, TWO EYES
BUT ONLY ONE MOUTH.
588. WE DON’T NEED ETHICS REFORMS, WE NEED REFORMED
PEOPLE WITH ETHICS.
589. LAUGHTER IS INFECTIOUS, GO CATCH SOME.
590. NEVER, NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP YOUR
MOUTH SHUT.
591. KISSING A FROG GETS YOU WARTS NOT A PRINCE.
592. WHY WORRY, YOU ARE NOT IN CHARGE.
593. LAWYERS, LIKE BULLDOZERS, MOVE TONS OF DIRT.
594. IF SNAKES WERE NOT FAT THEY WOULD NOT NEED TO
WEAR SCALES.
595. WHY WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW, YOU MAY NOT MAKE IT.
596. BRAINS ARE LIKE BANKS, YOU CAN’T WITHDRAW UNTIL YOU
MAKE A DEPOSIT.
597. WORK CUBICLES, WERE MADE FOR CUBE SHAPED PEOPLE.
598. CONSIDER THE TURTLE - SLOW MOVERS LIVE LONGEST.
599. WORRY IS A HAPPINESS THIEF.
600. YOU CAN’T FLY UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE NEST.

601. MAKE SURE YOUR MIND IS LOADED BEFORE YOU SHOOT
YOUR MOUTH OFF.
602. ACCEPT WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE.
605. GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS, NOT INSTRUCTIONS.
606. FIRST WE FIGHT TO GAIN OUR FREEDOM THEN THE
POLITICIANS COME IN AND IMPOSE THEIR IDEAS ON HOW
RESTRICT IT.
607. LAWS ARE MADE FOR THE PUBLIC, LOOPHOLES ARE MADE
FOR THE LAW-MAKERS.
608. PATIENCE IS EASIER IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO
WHILE WAITING.
609. THINKING IS A WONDERFUL GIFT, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE
EXERCISED FREQUENTLY.
610. WE SAY, “THY WILL BE DONE” AND THEN DO IT OUR WAY
AND WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T PERFORM AS WE DIRECTED.
611. THE BIRTH OF FREEDOM IS OFTEN REVERSED BY
ALLOWING THE NEW GOVERNMENT TO BECOME THE “ALL
PROVIDING” WOMB OF SECURITY.
612. ANY TIME A POLITICIAN SAYS, “TRUST ME”, GRAB YOU
WALLET AND RUN.
613. ETERNAL TRUTHS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO POLLS OR
INTERPRETATION BY ANY MAN-MADE COURTS.
614. WARS ARE RARELY FOUGHT BY THE ONES THAT START
THEM.
615. CHILDREN NEED A LOVING MOTHER AND FATHER, NOT
THE NATIONAL EDUCATION ASSOCIATION UNION.

616. YOU CANNOT KILL TIME, IT KEEPS ON TICKING.
617. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT EARTH MAY BE JUST A
GRAIN OF SAND ON GOD’S BEACH?
618. WHY DO FEMINISTS GET UP TIGHT WHEN THEIR MANHOOD
IS THREATENED?
619. YOU CANNOT FLY UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE NEST.
620. NEW IDEAS WILL RESHAPE YOUR MIND.
621. TRAVEL IS GREAT, BUT DO NOT TAKE A GUILT TRIP.
621. HE WHO SMILES MUCH HAS LITTLE TIME FOR FROWNS.
623. IT IS UNWISE TO LOOK AT LIFE IN A REAR-VIEW MIRROR.
624. CONFERRING NORMALCY ON THAT WHICH IS ABNORMAL
GIVES BIRTH TO THE DEATH OF A NATION.
625. IT IS UNWISE TO JUMP BEFORE THE LANDING PLACE IS
KNOWN.
626. DON'T BE TOO OPEN MINDED, LEST YOUR BRAIN FALL OUT.
627. A GRATEFUL ATTITUDE BEATS A HATEFUL ONE EVERY
TIME.
628. PRAYERS ARE SOMETIMES ANSWERED WITH A VERY CLEAR,
NO!
629. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN WORDS MUST GIVE WAY TO
ACTION.
630. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
BREATHING?
631. YOUR INDEPENDENCE IS RESTRICTED TO WHO SUPPLIES
YOUR NEXT BREATH.

632. WEALTH SHOULD BE DEFINED BEFORE A MAJOR PURSUIT IS
STARTED.
633. "SAME SEX MARRIAGE" IS AN OXYMORONIC BELIEF THAT
HISTORY AND NATURE ALWAYS REJECT.
634. DOUBTERS BET THEIR LIVES ON NOTHING.
635. FRIENDS STAY WHEN OTHERS RUN.
636. DON'T PUSH - THE END IS CLOSER THAT YOU THINK.
637. LIFE CONTINUES, EVEN IF I DON'T.
638. IF YOUR ACTIONS DIFFER FROM YOUR ADVICE, YOU ARE
PROBABLY A HYPOCRITE.
639. YOU CAN GREATLY INCREASE THE SPEED OF GETTING
OLDER BY WORRYING ABOUT IT.
640. BOTH TRUTH AND LIES LEAVE A TRAIL.
641. IF YOU WANT THE WORLD TO BEAT A PATH TO YOUR DOOR,
PUT UP A LARGE SIGN.
642. YOUR GOALS SHOULD NEVER BE DICTATED BY OTHERS.
643. YOU ARE SUBJECT TO TWO JUDGES - GOD AND YOU - IF YOU
DON'T AGREE WITH GOD YOU LOSE.
644. WISDOM CANNOT OPEN UP A CLOSED MIND.
645. YOU CANNOT LEARN AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME.
646. IF YOU LOST YOUR TEMPER DO NOT TRY TO FIND IT.
647. TRUTH AND COMPROMISE NEVER WED.
648. RAIN OR SUNSHINE NEVER LAST - ENJOY THEM BOTH.
649. UNLIKE THE MOVIES LIFE CANNOT BE EDITED.
650. MYOPIA IS THE RESULT OF CONSTANTLY VIEWING SELF.
651. MIRRORS ARE USEFUL BUT NEVER SHOULD BE WORSHIPED.

652. BOARDING THE TRAIN TO HEAVEN WILL REQUIRE A
TICKET.
653. TEACHING IS AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY; DON'T GOOF!
654. MISTAKES ARE FREQUENTLY THE STEPPING STONES TO
SUCCESS.
655. RICHES CAN TURN YOU INTO A SLAVE.
656. WISDOM IS AWARE OF HOW MUCH STUFF IT IS UNAWARE
OF.
657. TRUTH, UNLIKE A POLITICIAN, NEVER LIES.
658. GREAT MEN GREET ALL MEN EQUALLY.
659. LOVE NEEDS MORE THAN EYES.
660. PROCRASTINATION IS OK IF YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE
GOING TO DIE.
661. SECRETS ARE BEST KEPT IN CASKETS.
662. THE HEART AND BRAIN SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY - WE
NEED THEM BOTH.
663. DOING WHAT CAN'T BE DONE KILLS AN OXYMORON.
664. WHEN YOUR LIFE IS OVER I HOPE YOU HAVE LIVED.
665. BEING A MEMBER OF SOCIETY MEANS YOU GOTTA PAY
YOUR DUES.
666. FRESH IDEAS GROW STALE QUICKLY.
667. YOUR ONLY FUTURE IS THE PRESENT, SO USE IT WISELY.
668. ATTEMPTING TO DO SOMETHING IS BETTER THAN JUST
WATCHING.
669. NOT BEING YOURSELF IS FORGERY.

670. GETTING TO THE TOP REQUIRES THAT YOU START
MOVING.
671. YOU DO NOT NEED GLASSES TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT
SIDE.
672. YOUR DEPARTURE IS CERTAIN; THE ONLY QUESTION IS
WHEN.
673. IMPATIENCE HAS GIVEN BIRTH TOO MANY GREAT IDEAS.
674. HOPE STAYS ALIVE WHILE THE HEART BEATS.
675. HARD WORK USUALLY COMES BEFORE GOOD LUCK.
676. HONESTY DOESN'T REQUIRE AN EXCELLENT MEMORY.
677. GRATITUDE PUSHES WORRY ASIDE.
678. DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE REQUIRES JUST A LITTLE MORE
EFFORT.
679. YOU CAN WELCOME OR CURSE THE DAWN - ITS UP TO YOU.
680. ACTION WILL PUT FEAR TO REST.
681. WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS OPEN YOUR EARS ARE CLOSED.
682. TRAVELING ON YOUR ROAD OF LIFE YOU MAY COME UPON








A FORK, KEEP LOOKING AND YOU MAY ALSO FIND THE KNIFE AND SPOON.
683. POLITICIANS CREATED LOBBYISTS IN ORDER TO LEGALIZE
BRIBERY.
684. BIRDS FLY BECAUSE NIKE DOES NOT MAKE BIRD SNEAKERS.
685. TIME CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR YOU'RE WORST ENEMY.
686. TRUTH TWISTING REPORTERS SHOULD HAVE THEIR
FORKED TONGUES TIED.

687. IT IS UNWISE TO JUMP BEFORE THE LANDING PLACE IS
KNOWN.
688. DON'T BE SO OPEN MINDED THAT YOUR BRAIN FALLS OUT.
689. WEALTH HAS A VERY DIFFERENT MEANING FOR DIFFERENT
PEOPLE.
690. FREEDOM SHRINKS AS GOVERNMENT GROWS.
691. THINKING SHOULD ALWAYS COME BEFORE SPEAKING.
691. YOUR INCOME SLOWS AS GOVERNMENT GROWS.
692. TAXES ARE LEGALIZED THEFT OF YOUR MONEY,
INSTITUTED BY GREEDY POLITICIANS, TO MAKE YOU PAY TO
FIX THE PROBLEMS THEY HAVE CREATED.
693. EVOLUTION SAYS WE STARTED FROM NOTHING AND GREW
INTO EVERYTHING. ARE WE REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THAT
GULLIBLE?
694. GUN CONTROL ISN'T; IT IS REALLY GOVERNMENT
CONTROL.
695. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHEN YOUR MAKER RE-CALLS
YOU?
696. ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE!
697. HERE IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS ---------
-----KEEP INHALING AND EXHALING ON A REGULAR BASIS.
698. "SAME SEX MARRIAGE" IS THE OXYMORONIC TERM
INVENTED BY THE MORONS WHO BELIEVE
THEY CAN CHANGE GOD'S LAW!
699. IF YOU DON'T QUESTION, YOU DON'T LEARN.
700. BE WARY OF SOMEONE WHO HAS ALL THE ANSWERS.

TEDDIE’S QUOTES

1. THOSE WHO ARE ON THEIR KNEES ARE IN GOOD STANDING
WITH GOD.
2. A MOTHER IS SHE WHO CAN TAKE THE PLACE OF ALL
OTHERS BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE HER PLACE.
3. THE GREATEST THING A FATHER CAN DO FOR HIS CHILDREN
IS TO LOVE THEIR MOTHER.
4. GOD LOVES ME JUST AS I AM BUT HE LOVES ME TOO MUCH
TO LEAVE ME THAT WAY.
5. EVERY HARD-BOILED EGG HAS A SOFT CENTER.
6. IF IT WILL BRIGHTEN SOMEONE'S DAY - SAY IT!
7. MAKE YOUR WORDS SWEET YOU MAY HAVE TO EAT THEM.
8. THERE IS NO HIGHER CALLING IN LIFE THAN RAISING THE
CHILDREN GOD HAS ENTRUSTED TOYOUR CARE
9. MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOUR NARROW WAIST AND YOUR
BROAD MIND CHANGE PLACES.
10. CREATIVE MINDS ARE SELDOM NEAT.
11. OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER, BUT TOO OLD TO KNOW IT.
12. TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS.

701. TRUTH MAY IMPACT YOUR BELIEF.
702. WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO OUR MAKERS RECALL.
703. TODAY'S SLAVE TRADERS ARE POLITICIANS WITH THE
POWER TO TAX.
704. FREEDOM DIES WHEN THE PRESIDENT LIES.
705. GUN CONTROL MEANS POLITICIANS WANT CONTROL OF
YOUR GUNS.
706. WHAT YOU FEED YOUR BRAIN DETERMINES YOUR STATURE.
707. HELPING BEATS TALKING ABOUT IT.
708. DON'T LIVE YOUR LIFE IN THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR.
709. NEVER BE TOO BUSY TO THINK.
710. YOUR TIME IS VERY VALUABLE BECAUSE IT HAS A LIMIT.
711. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHATS LIES BEYOND SPACE?
712. WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF OUTER SPACE?
713. DEFINE YOUR GOALS BEFORE PURSUING THEM.
714. HABITS CAN BE GOOD OR BAD. YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
715. ALL BAIT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL UNTIL YOU GET HOOKED.
716. TAKE A TIME OUT TO THINK.
717. WE DON'T NEED ETHICS REFORMS, WE NEED REFORMED
POLITICIANS WITH ETHICS.
718. IT'S WISE TO REMEMBER THAT WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO
RECALL BY OUR MAKER.
719. YOU AREN'T IN CHARGE OF THE FUTURE SO WHY WORRY
ABOUT IT.
710. DON'T LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LOOKING AT THE
REAR-VIEW MIRROR.

711. FOCUS ON GOOD OR EVIL, IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
712. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT?
713. NEVER BE AFRAID TO ASK, WHY.
714. WHEN TEMPTATION KNOCKS - BOLT THE DOOR.
715. YRREM SAMTSIRHC SPELLED BACKWARDS IS MY WISH FOR
YOU.
716. WORK ISN'T WORK IF YOU ENJOY DOING IT.
717. HELP SOMEONE - TODAY.
718. WHO MAKES YOUR AIR AND WATER?
719. HAVE YOU SAID THANKS LATELY?
720. FRIENDSHIP IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD.AN
721. WATCH OUT FOR OVERWEIGHT BEARDED MAN IN RED
SUIT!
722. THANK YOU GOD, FOR SENDING YOUR SON.
723. GIVE SOMETHING AWAY TODAY.
724. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO AL GORES GLOBAL WARMING?
BRRRR
725. OUR FUTURE BEGINS NOW!
726. IF NOT NOW - WHEN?
727. CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T NEW, IT HAPPENS DAILY.
728. BELIEVE IT OR NOT - YOU ARE NEVER ALONE.
729. A NEW DAY IS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO "GET IT RIGHT".

THIRD YEAR

730. GOD DOESN'T CHANGE, BUT WE CAN.

731. WHO OR WHAT, DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
732. LIES DIE - TRUTH LIVES.
733. I HAVE A FRIEND YOU NEED TO MEET!
734. WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF SUCCESS?
735. YOUR TIME IS VERY VALUABLE, BECAUSE IT IS LIMITED!
736. DOES YOUR LIFE HAVE A FOUNDATION?
737. IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE ABILITY TO HELP; DO IT.
738. HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE ONLY YOU CAN MAKE.
739. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEEDS AND WANTS.
740. DEATH, LIKE LIFE, IS ALSO A GIFT FROM GOD.
741. NEED ANSWERS? GO TO THE ONE WHO HAS THEM.
742. TAKE TIME TO REVIEW YOUR PRIORITIES.
743. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
744. CREATION IS IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT A CREATOR!
745. BE HAPPY ADAM & EVE WEREN'T PLANNED PARENTHOODS.
746. CLOUDS CAN'T STOP THE SUN FROM SHINING.
747. SPEND SOME TIME BEING THANKFUL.
748. GOD GAVE YOU LIFE, YOU CHOOSE WHERE YOU WILL
SPEND ETERNITY.
749. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. THINK! WHO SUPPLIED THE AIR?
750. HOW DO YOU DEFINE SUCCESS?
751. GPS GOD'S POSITIONING SYSTEM MAY TELL YOU TO
RECALCULATE.
752. SOME PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED WITH A RESOUNDING NO!
753. ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT
WHAT YOU HAVEN'T.

754. WORRY IS SATAN'S GREATEST TOOL TO STEAL YOUR
HAPPINESS.
755. ENJOY SOLITUDE - IT WILL RECHARGE YOUR BATTERY.
756. WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO RECALL BY OUR MAKER.
757. WANT SUCCESS? START YOUR NEW VENTURE WITH A
PRAYER.
758. LIES, FREQUENTLY, RETURN TO BITE THE LIAR.
759. MAKE YOUR CHOICE TODAY - HAPPINESS OR MISERY
760. AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE PRODUCES HAPPINESS.
761. THINKING SHOULD ALWAYS PRECEDE ACTING.
762. ASSERT YOUR INDEPENDENCE - UNTIL YOU NEED YOUR
NEXT BREATH.
763. WHAT MOTIVATES YOUR LIFE?
764. DO YOU OWN LOTS OF STUFF OR DOES LOTS OF STUFF OWN
YOU?
765. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO END UP?
766. CONVERSATION REQUIRES THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST
LISTEN.
767. ALL CREATION THEORIES THAT FAIL TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THE CREATOR ARE STUPID.
768. ENJOY THE RAIN, WITHOUT IT YOU WOULD DIE.
769. LOSING YOUR TEMPER IS GOOD - FINDING IT IS BAD.
770. SMILES MAKE YOU MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN FROWNS.
771. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN CHARGE OF YOUR MIND, GUARD
IT WELL.
772. HAVE YOU TRIED GOD'S DRIVE-IN? IT'S OPEN 24/7.

773. WHAT MOTIVATES YOU?
774. PRAYER IS A TWO-WAY CONVERSATION.
775. YOU HAVE TWO EARS BUT ONLY ONE MOUTH. LISTEN
MORE TALK LESS.
776. YOU GOTTA KEEP MOVING - SOMETIMES LIKE A RABBIT
SOMETIMES LIKE A TURTLE.
777. FAITH MAKES FEAR FLEE.
778. IN WASHINGTON D.C. AN HONEST POLITICIAN WOULD BE A
CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
779. GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS, NOT DEMANDS.
780. HAPPINESS IS A STATE OF MIND YOU CHOOSE OR REJECT.
781. KNOWLEDGE GIVES BIRTH TO HUMILITY.
782. FREEDOM SHRINKS AS GOVERNMENT GROWS.
783. HE WHO PEEKS AROUND CORNERS OFTEN FINDS BROKEN
NOSE.
784. IF CONTENTMENT WAS FOR SALE, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU
PAY?
785. GRASS IS BEST VIEWED FROM ABOVE GROUND.
786. CONTENTMENT IS A GREAT GIFT, BUT KEEP YOUR MIND IN
GEAR.
787. WHEN WAITING, FILL YOUR MIND WITH POSITIVES.
788. GPS IS GOD'S POSITIONING SYSTEM, IT NEVER NEEDS
RECALCULATING.
789. WHEN GOD'S ANSWER IS NO, IS HE STILL YOUR GOD?
790. SOME QUESTIONS DON'T HAVE ANSWERS, SO KEEP QUIET.
791. BE PATIENT, IT TOOK 9 MONTHS TO MAKE YOU.

792. WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE SUPPLIES YOUR NEXT BREATH?
793. IF GOD DIDN'T CREATE, WHO DID?
794. WISDOM IS KNOWING YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.
795. IGNORING GOD IS THE FATHER OF IGNORANCE!
796. WASHINGTON, DC - DC STANDS FOR DECADENCE &
CORRUPTION
797. IT'S GREAT TO BE # 1; UNTIL # 2 STARTS CLIMBING.
798. FLYING CAN'T START UNTIL YOU LEAVE YOUR NEST.
799. SMILES ARE FROWNS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
800. WASHINGTON LOBBYIST'S ARE WELL DRESSED LYING
LEECHES.
801. GROWING YOUNGER IS A DOOMED ENTERPRISE, DON'T
WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING.
802. MAY THE BEAR OF BENEFICENCE BESTOWS HIS BLESSINGS
ON YOU.
803. LIBERAL POLITICIANS ARE SO OPEN-MINDED THAT,
FREQUENTLY, THEIR BRAINS HAVE FALLEN OUT.
804. I FREQUENTLY SEE BETTER WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND MY
BRAIN OPEN.
805. HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN, HASN'T LIVED.
806. MEET GOD.
807. HELP YOURSELF BY HELPING OTHERS.
808. YOU WON'T NEED GOD UNTIL YOU NEED YOUR NEXT
BREATH.
809. SAVE MONEY ON SLEEPING PILLS, LISTEN TO POLITICIANS.
810. ONE DAY THE EARTH WILL BE HERE, BUT YOU WILL NOT.

811. HAPPINESS IS STOLEN BY WORRY.
812. GRASS IS BEST VIEWED FROM ABOVE GROUND.
813. FREEDOM GOES AS GOVERNMENT GROWS.
814. IF CONTENTMENT WAS FOR SALE, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU
PAY FOR IT?
815. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, MAKE YOUR OWN NEXT
BREATH.
816. WHO OR WHAT DO YOU LET CONTROL YOUR MIND?
817. IF YOUR CUP RUNNETH OVER YOU WILL HAVE TO
CLEANETH UP.
818. HEROES ARE ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO PERFORM
EXTRAORDINARY ACTS.
819. BE GRATEFUL YOU CAN WALK; NOW DO IT!
820. WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE DESIGNED YOUR EYES, EARS, NOSE
AND THE REST OF YOU?
821.WHERE ARE ALL OUR TEARS STORED WHEN WE AREN'T
USING THEM?
822 PAVLOV HAD HIS DOGS, WE HAVE OUR CELL PHONES.
823. CONTENTMENT IS VERY GREAT, BUT ELUSIVE GOAL.
824. REMEMBER, THAT SOMETIMES GOD SAYS "NO"!
825. NOT HELPING, WHEN YOU CAN, IS A GREAT SIN.
826. WHERE DOES THE WIND GO WHEN IT ISN'T BLOWING?
827. FISHING TEACHES HUMILITY. CATCHING TEACHES GOOD
LUCK.
828. AVOID STRIFE, STAY WHERE YOU BELONG.
829. INVITE GOOD, SHUN EVIL.

830. LIVE TODAY BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ABSENT TOMORROW.
831. CRYING, KEEPS YOUR TEAR DUCKS CLEAN.
832. TRAVEL, IF YOU EAT OUT, CAN BROADEN YOU.
833. FROGS JUST JUMP, BUT YOUR SPIRIT CAN SOAR.
834. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT STUFF THAT STARTS ALSO
STOPS.
835. HAVE YOU EVER WON A LIGHTNING BUG CATCHING
CONTEST?
836. GIVE SMILES AWAY AND SEE WHAT YOU GET BACK.
837. I HAVE NEVER FOUND AN UNHAPPY WATERMELON.
838. POLITICIANS PROMISES START TO FADE AFTER ELECTION
DAY.
839. REPORTERS ARE HUNTERS WHO FIRE QUESTIONS.
840. SUCCESS IS MEASURED BY THE LEVEL OF YOUR
CONTENTMENT.
841. ALL OUR POWER SYSTEMS, ULTIMATELY, COME FROM ONE
SOURCE; GOD.
842. LIVE LIFE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW, SURELY THAT
WILL HAPPEN.
843. STUPIDITY IS WORRYING ABOUT TOMORROW AND NOT
ENJOYING TODAY.
844. CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE REAL SUPREME COURT RENDERS
FINAL DECISION ON HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE AT SODOM &
GOMORRAH.
845. DON'T LIVE YOUR LIFE IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR.

846. MAY THE PUMPKIN OF PLENTY PLANT SEEDS OF
PROSPERITY IN YOUR GARDEN OF LIFE.
847. BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE USUALLY HIGH.
848. PROSTITUTE - A POLITICIAN SEEKING VOTES & PAC MONEY.
849. DON'T WASTE TODAY WORRYING ABOUT TOMORROW.
850. WINNERS GET EDUCATED BY FIRST BEING LOSERS.
851. LOADS ARE LIGHTER IF THEY ARE SHARED.
852. KEEP SMILING, IT IMPROVES YOUR VISION.
853. DOGS ARE GREAT TEACHERS.
854. UNCHECKED GOVERNMENT ALWAYS ENDS IN DISASTER.
855. WHEN GOD SAYS "NO", HE REALLY MEANS IT!
856. YOU CAN BOTOX YOUR WRINKLES AWAY AND GET
REPAINTED, BUT YOU STILL HAVE LIMITED WARRANTY.
857. SUCCESS RARELY COMES TO HIM WHO SITS AND WAITS.
858. WHO SUPPLIES THE AIR FOR YOUR LUNGS?
859. MIND FOOD IS YOUR CHOICE, FEED IT GOOD OR EVIL.
860. YOUR "FINISH LINE" IS GETTING CLOSER.
861. THE REAL SUPREME COURT, HAS ONLY ONE JUDGE!
862. WHY WERE YOU CREATED?
863. WHO PROVIDES THE AIR FOR YOUR NEXT BREATH?
864. A MULTITUDE OF GRATITUDE IS THE BEST ATTITUDE.
865. APPRECIATE TODAY AS ANOTHER GIFT OF LIFE.
866. WHY ENJOY YOURSELF WHEN YOU COULD BE WORRYING.
867. KEEPING POLITICIANS WELL FED IS A TAXING ENTERPRISE.
868. CAN YOU GUESS WHO LIT THE FUSE FOR THE BIG BANG?

869. WANT TO REALLY KNOW THE COST OF FREEDOM, ASK A
VETERAN.
870. IF YOU'RE REALLY INDEPENDENT, MAKE YOUR NEXT
BREATH.
871. ACHIEVEMENT OF SOMETHING IS DIFFICULT IF YOU'RE
DOING NOTHING.
872. THIN ICE SHOULD ALWAYS BE AVOIDED BY THICK PEOPLE.
873. GUARD THE ENTRANCE TO YOUR MIND.
874. LIFE, WITHOUT GOD, ISN'T.
875. DOING NOTHING, WHEN YOU COULD BE HELPING, IS DOING
SOMETHING.
876. GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS AND SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS
NO!
877. YOU CAN'T SOAR WITH THE EAGLES IF ALL YOUR
TEACHERS ARE TURKEYS.

878. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU LEARN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T UN-
LEARN.

879. THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW, WILL YOU?
880. IF YOU SEE THE SUNRISE, IT MEANS YOU HAVE ANOTHER
CHANCE.
881. HAPPINESS GROWS WHEN YOUR ATTITUDE IS GRATITUDE.
882. HEALTH TIP: BREATHING SHOULD BE DONE ON A DAILY
BASIS.
883. NATIONS FALL WHEN MORAL MIDGETS RULE.
884. CONTENTMENT IS ANOTHER DEFINITION OF PROSPERITY.

885. VIEWING CREATION WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING IT'S
CREATOR, IS THE HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY.
886. REAL SUPREME COURT RENDERS FINAL DECISION ON SAME
SEX MARRIAGE AT SODOM & GOMORRAH.
887. YOUR TIME HERE IS LIMITED, SO SPEND IT WISELY.
888. EQUALITY MEANS WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO OUR MAKER'S
RECALL.
889. IF YOU THINK YOU ARE REALLY IN CHARGE; MAKE YOUR
NEXT BREATH.
890. WHO LIT THE FUSE TO GIVE US THE "BIG BANG THEORY"?
891. IF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION IS TRUE, WHO CAUSED IT?
892. TRY GOD!
893. RESPECT ISN'T FREE, IT MUST BE EARNED.
894. YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE WORLD TODAY.
895. THE REASON WE CAN'T LOCATE THE "MISSING LINK" IS
BECAUSE THERE NEVER WAS ONE.
896. IT'S YOUR MIND, GUARD THE ENTRANCE.
897. WHAT YOU THINK YOU OWN IS REALLY ON LOAN.
898. COMPLETION OF ANY TASK REQUIRES YOU TO START.
899. ALL POLITICIANS ARE ON THE TAKETH BEFORE THEY
GIVETH.
900. THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION IS A SILLY REVOLUTION
AGAINST CREATION.
901. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO BUY TIME?
902. WHERE DO POLITICIANS STORE THEIR UNFULFILLED
PROMISES?

WASTE IT.
903. WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO RECALL BY OUR CREATOR.
904. IF LOSERS KEEP ON TRYING WHAT DO WINNERS DO?
905. PRESIDENTS COME AND GO. GOD STAYS!
906. LIFE IS NOT A RACE, SO SLOW DOWN.
907. GRATITUDE AND ENJOYMENT ARE THE KEYS TO
CONTENTMENT.
908. WRINKLED SKIN IS A BADGE OF LONGEVITY.
909. LOVE AND BEING LOVED IS THE DESSERT AT LIFE'S
BANQUET.
910. WE ALL FALL, YOUR CHOICE IS TO STAY DOWN OR GET UP.
911. BOTH LIFE AND DEATH ARE A GIFT FROM GOD.
912. DO WE REALLY NEED TOE NAILS?
913. CONCENTRATE ON GOOD AND BAD WILL FLEE.
914. WHO VOTED ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?
915. WHEN GOD SAYS NO, HE REALLY REALLY MEANS IT!
916. ALL IS NOT LOST, GOD IS STILL WITH ME.
917. TIME TO DECLARE A "DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE" ON
GOD.
918. EARTH DAY CELEBRATIONS ALL SEEM TO IGNORE THE
CREATOR OF THE EARTH AND THE DAY.
919. THE OXYMORONIC TERM, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, HAS
ALREADY BEEN JUDGED BY THE ONE AND ONLY REAL SUPREME
COURT.
920. DO YOU OWN LOTS OF STUFF - OR - DOES LOTS OF STUFF
OWN YOU?

921. AS YOUR GOVERNMENT GROWS - YOUR FREEDOM GOES!
922. HAPPINESS IS YOUR ATTITUDE.
923. WHO SUPPLIED THE LUNGS FOR YOUR NEXT BREATH?
924. HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO OWN
STUFF?
925. HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE AND SO IS MISERY.
926. IF GOD DIDN'T CREATE EVERYTHING; WHO DO YOU THINK
DID?
927. "DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO
YOU" IS THE SIMPLE SOLUTION TO MOST OF OUR PROBLEMS.
928. REACHING ANY GOAL REQUIRES YOU FIRST PUSH THE
START BUTTON.
929. WHY ARE YOU HERE, NOW?
930. IT'S GREAT TO BE STRAIGHT.
931. YOU'RE PERMITTED TO ENJOY THE RAIN BECAUSE HE MADE
YOU WATERPROOF.
932. SUCCESS IS ALWAYS ACCOMPANIED BY TENACITY.
933. A CHAIN IS STILL A CHAIN, EVEN WHEN IT'S COVERED WITH
GOVERNMENT ISSUED VELVET.
934. NEVER STOP LEARNING.
935. WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE GOD MADE FLOWERS?
936. EMULATE THE TURTLE, LIVE LONG AND SLOW.
937. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE WISH OR PRAYER GRANTED;
WHAT WOULD IT BE?
938. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ARE
UP FOR DISCUSSION?

939. WHY, DO YOU SUPPOSE, GOD CREATED MAN LAST?
940. IF GRATITUDE IS YOUR ATTITUDE YOU WILL HAVE
ACHIEVED CONTENTMENT.
941. FEED YOUR MIND BETTER THAN YOU FEED YOUR BELLY.
942. HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE YOU MUST MAKE FOR YOURSELF.
943. ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET A RECALL NOTICE.
944. HOW MUCH TIME, DO YOU SUPPOSE, YOU HAVE LEFT?
945. PRAYER, IS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE THAN TRYING TO
GIVE "HOW TO" ADVICE TO GOD.
946. IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHING, YOU'LL FALL FOR
ANYTHING.
947. GOD IS THE CREATOR, DARWIN IS JUST A MISGUIDED
REPORTER.
948. LISTENING TO THE SOUNDS OF NATURE IS MUCH MORE
BENEFICIAL THAN LISTENING TO THE SCREECHING OF VOTE
SEEKING POLITICIANS.
949. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT - STOP HOLDING
GRUDGES.
950. DESIRE COMES IN TWO SIZES - NEED OR GREED.
951. WE ALL HAVE TWO GEARS, FORWARD & REVERSE, TAKE
YOUR PICK.
952. WHAT YOU THINK YOU OWN, WILL SOON BE RETURNED
TO THE OWNER OF EVERYTHING.
953. WHO, DO YOU SUPPOSE, SUPPLIES THE AIR FOR YOUR
NEXT BREATH?

954. SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TODAY, BY YOURSELF ---
THINKING.
955. FREEDOM GOES WHEN GOVERNMENT GROWS.
956. POLITICIANS WANT TWO THINGS: YOUR MONEY & YOUR
FREEDOM.
957. THE SIMPLE KEY TO A HAPPY LIFE - DO GOOD, DON'T DO
BAD.
958. MAGNIFY MISERY OR MAGNIFICENCE - YOU MUST
CHOOSE.
959. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
960. ENRICH YOUR LIFE BY INCREASING YOUR ATTITUDE OF
GRATITUDE.
961. WORRY IS A HAPPINESS THIEF.
962. HISTORY HAS PROVEN THAT PUTTING THE AMERICAN
INDIAN IN CHARGE OF IMMIGRATION WAS A GIGANTIC
FAILURE.
963. GOD GAVE YOU A MIND, USE IT OR LOSE IT.
964. STOP WORRYING, YOU MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE
TOMORROW.
965. YOU'RE NOT COMPELLED TO ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN
TEMPTATION KNOCKS.
966. DISCONTENTMENT IS OFTEN THE FERTILE SOIL WHERE
NEW IDEAS GROW.
967. EVENTUALLY, TRUTH WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER LIES.
968. CAUTION - DON'T BECOME TOO OPEN-MINDED, LEST YOU
BRAIN FALLS OUT.

969. YOU CAN FEED YOUR BRAIN ON POSITIVES OR NEGATIVES,
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
970. NEED A PROBLEM UMBRELLA? TRY GOD!
971. WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE SUPPLIES YOUR NEXT BREATH OF
LIFE?
972. THERE IS ONLY ONE SUPREME COURT, AND IT'S NOT IN
WASHINGTON D.C.
973. NEVER FORGET THAT BEFORE ANY POLITICIAN CAN
GIVETH HE FIRST MUST TAKETH.
974. THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GIVES YOU THE
RIGHT TO PURSUE HAPPINESS. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
975. STAY ALERT - HAPPINESS HAPPENS!
976. WHO, DO YOU SUPPOSE, DESIGNED YOUR HEART AND
THEN PUSHED THE START BUTTON?
977. GRATITUDE IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS A POSITIVE
ATTITUDE.
978. YESTERDAY IS GONE, TODAY IS BRAND NEW, USE IT
WISELY.
979. NEVER EVER LET OTHERS TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR MIND.
980. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE DARWIN TAUGHT BEE'S HOW TO
POLLINATE?
981. HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT ON YOUR CLOCK?
982. WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF PROSPERITY?
983. INVENTORS FEED ON PROBLEMS.
984. FEED YOUR BRAIN MORE FREQUENTLY THAN YOU FEED
YOUR STOMACH.

985. YOU CAN THINK GOOD OR BAD, YOUR CHOICE.
986. WHO MAKES THE SUN RISE?
987. CHANGE CAN'T BEGIN UNTIL YOU HIT THE START
BUTTON.
988. IF BIRDS GOTTA FLY AND FISH GOTTA SWIM, WHAT ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
989. YOUR LIFE NEEDS SUN LIGHT, AIR TO BREATHE, WATER
TO DRINK; WHO IS YOUR SUPPLIER?
990. IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU'RE INDEPENDENT, TRY
MAKING THE AIR FOR YOUR NEXT BREATH.
991. SEEK KNOWLEDGE AND PROSPERITY WILL FOLLOW.
992. WALKING IS MORE BENEFICIAL THAN RUNNING.
993. STOP! TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE.
994. WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
995. IF YOU HAD EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED, WHERE
WOULD YOU STORE IT?
996. ONE OF GOD'S GREATEST GIFTS, TO YOU, IS TIME.
997. WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
998. LIFE WITHOUT GOD, IS LIKE A DESERT WITHOUT AN
OASIS.
999. AS LONG AS YOU LIVE YOU ARE BOTH STUDENT AND
TEACHER.
1000. MAY THE FLEAS FROM 1,000 CAMELS AFFLICT THE EARS
OF ALL WHO WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU.
1001. IF YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING, GREAT! IF NOT, WHERE
ARE YOU?

1002. GOD CREATED YOU TO BE MORE THAN JUST A TAKER.
1003. IMPROVE YOUR SIGHT BY LEARNING TO FOCUS YOUR
MIND.
1004. LIFE IS LIKE FISHING; SOME CATCH SOME DON'T.
1005. "GAY MARRIAGE" IS THE OXYMORON FOR "SODOMITES
UNITED".
1006. YOUR LIFE IS A GIFT, LIVE IT WISELY.
1007. IF YOU THINK YOU OWN STUFF FOREVER, HOW LONG IS
YOUR FOREVER?
1008. WHO CREATED CHARLIE DARWIN?
1009. WE ARE ALL TEACHERS AND SHOULD ACT
ACCORDINGLY.
1010. LIVE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW, BECAUSE ONE DAY
IT WILL BE TRUE.
1011. CONTENTMENT ARRIVES WHEN YOU REALIZE WHO IS
REALLY IN CHARGE.
1012. EVER WONDER HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE LEFT AND
HOW YOU SHOULD SPEND IT?
1013. IMPROVE YOUR LOOKS, SMILE MORE FROWN LESS.
1014. HE WHO LIVES BY THE WATER SHOULD LEARN HOW TO
SWIM.
1015. YOU OWN THE DOOR TO YOUR MIND, BE CAREFUL WHAT
YOU LET IN.
1016. SUCCESS HAS BUT ONE RULE; DO WHAT IS RIGHT.
1017. SAVE MONEY; TAKE A FLIGHT OF FANCY.

1018. TRY NOT TO BE SO OPEN-MINDED THAT YOU LET YOUR
BRAIN FALL OUT.
1019. WHY BE HAPPY WHEN YOU COULD SPEND ALL YOUR
TIME WORRYING.
1020. WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE YOU HAPPY?
1021. HOW MANY POOR POLITICIANS DO YOU KNOW?
1022. IT IS WISE TO REMEMBER THAT WE ARE ALL BORN WITH
AN EXPIRATION DATE.
1023. GOD ACCEPTS PRAYERS BUT NOT INSTRUCTIONS.
1024. WHAT ARE THE THREE GREATEST THINGS IN YOUR LIFE
AND WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?
1025. WHO REMINDS YOU TO BREATHE?
1026. POLITICIANS COME AND GO; GOD STAYS.
1027. YOUR FINEST ATTITUDE IS GRATITUDE. THANK YOU,
GOD!
1028. WHO MAKES THE AIR FOR YOUR NEXT BREATH?
1029. YOUR FUTURE BEGINS RIGHT NOW! WHAT WILL YOU DO
WITH IT?
1030. BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN GOD SAYS NO, HE REALLY
MEANS IT.
1031. THE MORE YOU DEPEND ON GOVERNMENT, MEANS THE
LESS FREEDOM YOU HAVE.
1032. HISTORY AFFIRMS ALL GOVERNMENTS THAT DENY GOD,
ALWAYS FAIL.
1033. YOUR FUTURE IS NOT IN YOUR HANDS, SO STOP
WORRYING ABOUT IT.

1034. IF YOU CAN SEE, TAKE TIME TO LOOK AT GOD'S
CREATIONS.
1035. SURE CURE FOR INSOMNIA, LISTEN TO POLITICAL
SPEECHES.
1036. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS ENDS TODAY, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH THE EXTRA HOUR?
1037. GUARD YOU MIND AGAINST FALSE TEACHINGS.
1038. DOING A LITTLE SOMETHING IS BETTER THAN DOING
LOTS OF NOTHING.
1039. DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU ARE HERE, NOW?
1040. WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT?
1041. GOD GAVE YOU TWO EARS AND ONE MOUTH, SO LISTEN
TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU TALK.
1042. NOBODY HAS EVER WON AN ARGUMENT AGAINST GOD.
1043. WARS ARE STARTED BY POLITICIANS WHO NEVER FIGHT
IN THEM.
1044. THE GREATEST TITLE YOU CAN ACHIEVE IS TO BE
CALLED A FRIEND.
1045. THE REAL SUPREME COURT HAS ONLY ONE JUDGE.
1046. HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?
1047. DEMOCRACY - LAWS MADE AND CHANGED BY MOB OR
MAJORITY. GOD - LAWS ABSOLUTE AND UNCHANGEABLE.
1048. ENJOY THE PRESENT IT WILL SOON BE PAST.
1049. UNITY = ALL HUMANITY / DIVERSITY = SPLITTING ALL
HUMANITY INTO NUMEROUS SCREECHING GROUPS.
1050. HOW LONG DOES YOUR OWNERSHIP OF STUFF LAST?

1051. THE QUESTION ISN'T WHO MAKES THE SEED GROW, BUT
WHO MAKES THE SEED?
1052. WHAT YOU THINK YOU OWN IS ONLY ON LOAN FROM
YOUR MAKER.
1053. THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR TRUTH.
1054. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU INSTRUCTED YOUR
HEART TO BEAT OR YOUR LUNGS TO BREATHE?
1055. IF YOU THINK WRONG IS RIGHT, YOU BETTER LIKE IT
HOT.
1056. MAN'S LAW - SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY, CROOKED
POLITICIANS, LOBBYISTS, CHANGING MAJORITIES. GOD'S LAW -
NOT SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
1057. EVOLUTION IS A THEORY AGAINST GOD AND MAKES
MONKEYS OF US.
1058. GOD, NOT EVOLUTION, CREATED IT ALL INCLUDING YOU
AND YOUR NEXT BREATH.
1059. OUR LIVES ARE A FREE GIFT, BUT THEY COME WITH AN
EXPIRATION DATE.
1060. LOOKING IS EASY, SEEING TAKES TIME.
1061. IF YOUR DEFINITION OF PROSPERITY IS ONLY MONEY,
YOU ARE POOR.
1062. ALL OUR POWER SYSTEMS ULTIMATELY COME FROM
ONLY ONE SOURCE, GOD.
1063. YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF WHAT IS ALLOWED INTO YOUR
MIND.
1064. NOW IS THE TIME TO HIT THE START BUTTON.

1065. OPENING THE DOOR TO TEMPTATION IS LIKE
ACCEPTING SLAVERY.
1066. CHOOSE WHICH WAY YOU WILL GO, WHILE YOU STILL
HAVE TIME.
1067. GOD'S LAWS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY ANY
COURT.
1068. TODAY, COULD BE YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT.
1069. LIFE WITHOUT GOD - ISN'T!
1070. WORRY IS A HAPPINESS THIEF.
1071. YOU CAME WITH NOTHING AND YOU'LL GO WITH
NOTHING; IN THE MEANTIME, ENJOY THE TRIP.
1073. ALL KINGDOMS, GOVERNMENTS AND POLITICIANS DIE,
EXCEPT ONE.
1074. THE LONGER YOU HOLD A GRUDGE; THE HEAVIER IT
GETS.
1075. NEVER CONFUSE NEED WITH GREED.
1076 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
1077. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU ARE NEVER ALONE.
1078. ALWAYS ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE.
1079. ACTION MAKES FEAR FLEE.
1080. WINNERS HAVE AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE.
1081. KEEP UP THE PAYMENTS ON THE COST OF LIVING.
1082 WHY BE HAPPY WHEN YOU COULD SPEND YOUR LIFE
WORRYING.
1083. PEOPLE WHO SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUES SHALL BE
CALLED POLITICIANS.

1084. CONTENTMENT IS A HUGE BLESSING, ENJOY IT.
1085. #1 ON MY "TO DO LIST" - ASK GOD FOR HELP!
1086. ONE DAY "THE LAST MINUTE" WILL ARRIVE.
1087. HOW DO YOU REACT WHEN GOD SAYS NO?
1088. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE; YOU MIGHT BE
ABSENT.
1089. FEAST YOUR MIND ON POSITIVES AND STARVE THE
NEGATIVES.
1090. NEVER FEAR TRUTH - FEAR THE MEDIA TRUTH TWISTERS
WHO SHOULD BE BOILED IN HOT INK.
1091. YOU CHOOSE - DARWIN'S EVOLUTION THEORY OR GOD
CREATED.
1092. WE ALL MADE AN ENTRANCE AND WE ALL WILL MAKE
AN EXIT.
1093. LIFE, WITHOUT GOD, ISN'T.
1094. DID GOD PUT YOU HERE FOR A REASON?
1095. STOP WHINING ABOUT WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE; START
BEING THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU DO HAVE.

FOURTH YEAR

1096. WHAT YOU THINK YOU OWN, IS REALLY JUST ON LOAN.
1097. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, PLEASE EXPLAIN WHO
GOT YOUR HEART STARTED AND SAID IT'S TIME TO START
BREATHING.
1098. NEED HELP? TRY GOD HE'S OPEN 24/7!

1099. WORRY MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AND IS A WASTE OF
GOOD TIMES.
1100. YOU WEREN'T CREATED TO DO NOTHING!
1101. THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS PAVED WITH AN ATTITUDE OF
GRATITUDE.
1102. IT ISN'T COMPLICATED, JESUS IS THE ANSWER.
1103. A GUILT TRIP, AIN'T NO VACATION.
1104. NEW INSTANT WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM; STOP CARRYING
GRUDGES.
1105. GOD HEARS PRAYERS, NOT INSTRUCTIONS.
1106. USE WHAT YOU HAVE, BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT
WHAT YOU HAVEN'T.
1107. WORRY WILL STEAL YOUR HAPPINESS AND UNBALANCE
YOUR IMMUNITY SYSTEM.
1108. DO MORE, TALK LESS.
1109. "GETTING EVEN", IS A NO WIN ENTERPRISE.
1110. AT THE END, WE ALL ARE ALL EQUAL.
1111. THEY ARE 10 COMMANDMENTS, NOT 10 SUGGESTIONS.
1112. WHEN IT'S COLD OUT, STAY IN...
1113. FREEDOM GOES AS OUR GOVERNMENT GROWS.
1114. GOD'S LAWS AREN'T SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY AIR
HEADED TEACHERS, CORRUPT POLITICIANS OR THE U.S.
SUPREME COURT.
1115. HAPPINESS OR MISERY, YOU CHOOSE.
1116. ACHIEVEMENT REQUIRES ACTION.
1117. YOU LIVE HERE NOW; THE WINGS COME LATER.

1118. EQUALITY OF OPPORTUNITY IS GUARANTEED, EQUALITY
OF OUTCOME IS UP TO YOU.
1119. LOST? FIND YOURSELF, USE "GPS" (GOD'S POSITIONING
SYSTEM).
1120. LIFE BECOMES SO MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU KNOW WHO
IS REALLY IN CHARGE.
1121. GOD IS WITH YOU - ALWAYS!
1122. WANT TO KNOW GOD; MEET WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES.
1123. HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT GOD KNOWS MORE ABOUT YOU
THAN THE I.R.S.
1124. TRUST GOD!
1125. WORRYING ISN'T THE ANSWER.
1126. CHOOSE WHO YOU WILL FOLLOW.
1127. OUR GOVERNMENT IS LIKE A GIGANTIC ZIT IN NEED OF A
GOOD SQUEEZE.
1128. NEVER BE SO OPEN-MINDED THAT YOU LET YOUR BRAINS
FALL OUT.
1129. IF THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM AND YOU'RE A
WORM; SLEEP LATE.
1130. LEARNING, IS A FEAST FOR YOUR MIND.
1131. WALK - DON'T RUN THROUGH YOUR LIFE.
1132. MADE ANY PLANS FOR WHERE YOU ARE GOING WHEN
YOUR RECALL NOTICE ARRIVES?
1133. THE LOFTIEST OF ALL TITLES IS - FRIEND!
1134. EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOU AND ME, IS ON LOAN
FORM OUR CREATOR GOD.

1135. WHO DO YOU TRUST?
1136. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
1137. MAY THE LEPRECHAUN OF LIGHTHEARTEDNESS AND
LONGEVITY LEAP ABOUT YOU.
1138. ACHIEVE HONESTY IN GOVERNMENT - PUT CURRENT
CONGRESS MEMBERS IN JAIL OR ON UNEMPLOYMENT.
1139. TAKE TIME TODAY TO THINK.
1140. IF WE DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHING WE WILL FALL FOR
ANYTHING.
1141. TRUTH - IS NOT SUBJECT TO AMENDMENTS.
1142. A FARMER PLOWS, PLANTS AND REAPS - A SOCIALIST
JUST WANTS TO REAP.
1143. "IT IS FINISHED!"
1144. GOT A PROBLEM? TRY PRAYER FOR A SOLUTION.
1145. WHO, DO YOU SUPPOSE, SUPPLIES THE AIR FOR YOUR
FIRST AND LAST BREATH?
1146. PROSPERITY COMES IN TWO SIZES; GOOD AND BAD.
1147. WHO OR WHAT IS YOUR GOD?
1148. YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE YOUR PARENTS, GENDER, SKIN
COLOR OR BIRTHPLACE; BUT YOU MUST CHOOSE WHERE YOU
WILL SPEND ETERNITY.
1149. "TIMES UP" NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1150. GOD KNOWS!
1151. DON'T NEED GOD - TRY MAKING YOUR NEXT BREATH.
1152. WHO SUPPLIES THE POWER FOR YOUR LOCAL POWER
PLANT?

1153. YOU ARE NEVER ALONE.
1154. STAY ALERT, GOOD STUFF HAPPENS!
1155. WINNING TEAM - GOD PLUS YOU.
1156. WITH GOD - I CAN DO ALL THINGS.
1157. HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE?
1158. WHAT ARE YOU MOST THANKFUL FOR?
1159. NEXT TIME YOU NEED AN ANSWER - TRY GOD!
1160. YOU ARE GOD'S KID, AND HE STILL LOVES YOU.
1161. IF YOU DON'T NEED GOD, TRY TO MAKE DRINKABLE
WATER.
1162. "CLIMATE CHANGE"- AMERICA'S LATEST NON-SEQUITUR
FOR DUMMIES.
1163. IF YOU CAN START YOUR DAY BREATHING, BE GRATEFUL.
1164. DON'T SHOUT - GOD DOESN'T WEAR HEARING AIDS.
1165. HOW MUCH ARE YOU IN CHARGE OF WHEN YOU CAN'T
EVEN GUARANTEE YOU'LL BE HERE TOMORROW?
1166. I AM NEVER ALONE!
1167. BE VERY CAREFUL WHO AND WHAT YOU ALLOW TO
ENTER YOUR MIND.
1168. BE INTOLERANT OF EVIL.
1169. TO GROW, A SEED NEEDS TIME, DIRT, WATER, SUNLIGHT
AND A CREATOR.
1170. GUILT FROM DOING WRONG, FOR MANY OF US, IS THE
STARTING LINE FOR DOING THINGS RIGHT.
1171. FULFILLMENT OF YOUR ASPIRATION USUALLY REQUIRES
SOME OF YOUR PERSPIRATION.

1172. ALWAYS REMEMBER, IT WAS GOD - NOT THE
GOVERNMENT – THAT CREATED YOU.
1173. LEARNING = LISTEN FIRST - TALK SECOND.
1174. PRAYERS SHOULD BE REQUESTS NOT ORDERS AND
DIRECTIONS.
1175. WE ARE ALL BORN WITH A RE-CALL NOTICE FROM OUR
MAKER.
1176. MOM'S MAKE US POSSIBLE.
1177. TRY TO BE HELPFUL NOT HURTFUL.
1178. HOW CAN THERE BE CREATION WITHOUT A CREATOR?
1179. IT'S UP TO YOU, CHOOSE GOOD OR BAD.
1180. HAPPINESS GROWS WHEN YOUR ATTITUDE IS
GRATITUDE.
1181. SPEND MORE TIME ON DISCERNMENT AND LESS TIME ON
JUDGEMENT.
1182. GOD KNOWS - YOU AND ME!
1183. THINK FIRST THEN ACT, NEVER REVERSE THIS
PROCEDURE.
1184. NEVER EVER LEAVE YOUR MIND UNGUARDED.
1185. FAITH IN GOD IS THE KEY THAT UNLOCKS THE DOOR TO
REAL SUCCESS IN LIFE.
1186. GOD HAS ALREADY GIVEN ME ALL I WILL EVER NEED.
1187. PRAYER IS EASY, JUST TALK WITH GOD, ANYTIME -
ANYWHERE.
1188. IF YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE ABILITY TO HELP
SOMEONE, STOP THINKING AND START DOING.

1189. WHAT YOU THINK YOU OWN, INCLUDING YOU, WILL
SOON BE RECALLED BY THE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING.
1190. WHO DO YOU THINK IS REALLY IN CHARGE?
1191. SUCCESS IS ELUSIVE WITHOUT SERIOUS COMMITMENT.
1192. GOD, NOT DARWIN AND HIS DUMMIES, IS THE CREATOR.
1193. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE?
1194. GOD BLESS ALL THE VETERANS.
1195. IF YOUR CONGRESSPERSON TAKES MONEY FROM UNIONS,
PAC'S, CORPORATIONS, LOBBYISTS, HE OR SHE IS A
DISHONORABLE CORRUPT CROOK.
1196. IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, YOU'LL FALL FOR
ANYTHING.
1197. HAPPINESS COMES FROM KNOWING WHO IS REALLY IN
CHARGE.
1198. LIFE IS EASIER WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT CREATION
REQUIRES A CREATOR.
1199. SUCCESS IN LIFE IS EASY, THERE ARE ONLY TWO
UNCHANGEABLE LAWS.
1200. IF DARWIN IS RIGHT, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY
MONKEY TAIL?
1201. TRUTH IS NOT SUBJECT TO COMPROMISE, NO MATTER
WHAT YOUR POLITICIAN SAYS.
1202. IF YOU THINK YOUR ALONE - THINK AGAIN.
1203. THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH COMPROMISE.
1204. WE ARE ALL BLESSED BY HAVING TWO FATHERS.

1205. STUPIDITY, IS REELECTING POLITICIANS THAT PROMISE
TO FIX THE PROBLEMS THEY CREATED.
1206. LIFE IS LIKE AN ELEVATOR, YOU MUST CHOOSE TO GO UP
OR DOWN.
1207. CAUTION! BEING TOO OPEN MINDED MEANS YOUR BRAIN
HAS DEPARTED.
1208. WORRY ABOUT GETTING OLDER, MAKES YOU OLDER
QUICKER.
1209. READ THE "DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE" TODAY.
1210. IF NOT GOD, WHO DO YOU THINK CREATED EVERYTHING
OUT OF NOTHING?
1211. THINK BIG THINK GOD!
1212. WHEN GOVERNMENTS GROW, FREEDOM GOES.
1213. A CONTENTED WIFE, MAKES FOR A HUSBAND'S HAPPY
LIFE.
1214. WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE CREATED THE POWER THAT
POWERS YOUR POWER PLANT?
1215. WHEN TEMPTATION KNOCKS - SLAVERY OPENS THE
DOOR - FREEDOM DOESN'T.
1216. WHERE DO YOU GO TO HIDE FROM GOD?
1217. DON'T TRY TO KEEP GOD A SECRET.
1218. HOW MANY MORE DAYS YOU HAVE?
1219. ARE YOU CONNECTED TO THE REAL POWER HOUSE?
1220. YOU CAN GO THROUGH LIFE WITH THE SWITCH ON OR
OFF, IT'S UP TO YOU.
1221. GRATITUDE IS A GREAT ATTITUDE.

1222. NEED HELP? TRY GOD.
1223. ALWAYS REMEMBER, BEFORE POLITICIANS CAN GIVETH
THEY FIRST MUST TAKETH!
1224. IF GOD DIDN'T EXIST, NEITHER WOULD YOU!
1225. TRYING TO IGNORE GOD IS A DOOMED ENTERPRISE.
1226. FAITH IS THE ANSWER.
1227. FAITH IS WHAT MIRACLES ARE MADE FROM.
1228. NEED SOMEONE TO LISTEN? TRY GOD.
1229. YOU CAN'T REACH THE TOP WHILE SITTING ON YOU
BOTTOM.
1230. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
1231. THIN ICE SHOULD BE AVOIDED BY THICK PEOPLE.
1232. BY TODAY'S ETHICAL STANDARDS, AN HONEST
POLITICIAN WOULD BE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST
1233. WILL YOU BE HERE TOMORROW?
1234. IF THERE EVER WAS A "BIG BANG", WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE
LIT THE FUSE?
1235. IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, YOU'LL FALL FOR
ANYTHING.
1236. WHO SUPPLIES THE POWER TO POWER THE POWER
PLANT?
1237. POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE - CHOOSE YOUR PATH THROUGH
LIFE.
1238. PROBLEMS CAN BE COMPLAINED ABOUT OR SOLVED,
YOUR CHOICE.
1239. WORRY ISN'T THE SOLUTION, PRAYER IS.

1240. HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU HAVE TO OWN YOUR
STUFF?
1241. IF GOD DIDN'T CREATE YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
1242. ENJOY CREATION, BUT DON'T FORGET THE CREATOR.
1243. IF YOU'RE STILL GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IN
EVOLUTION, ASK WHO STARTED IT.
1244. HAPPINESS IS ACHIEVED BY HAVING AN ATTITUDE OF
GRATITUDE.
1245. YOUR TIME HERE IS LIMITED, DON'T WASTE IT!
1246. ARE YOU SEEKING SOLUTIONS? TRY GOD.
1247. IT'S YOUR MIND, STOP FEEDING IT JUNK FOOD.
1248. MAY THE FLEAS FROM A THOUSAND CAMELS INFECT
THE EARS OF ALL WHO WON'T LISTEN TO YOU.
1249. BEFORE YOU EMBRACE A NEW HABIT, CALCULATE IT'S
BENEFITS AND COST.
1250. PERVERTS IN PURSUIT OF PERDITION; GOOD NEWS,
THERE IS A WAY OUT!
1251. WHO CAN PROVIDE SOLUTIONS TO ANY OF YOUR
PROBLEMS?
1252. GOT A PROBLEM? GET YOUR ANSWER FROM GOD OR
SATAN, IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
1253. BY TODAY'S STANDARDS, AN HONEST POLITICIAN
WOULD BE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
1254. THIS ELECTION IS ONLY ABOUT TWO CHOICES -
FREEDOM OR GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED SLAVERY.

1255. VOTE FOR FREEDOM OR VOTE TO BECOME ONE OF
CLINTON'S HELOTS.
1256. ALWAYS ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE.
1257. ARE YOU READY?
1258. WE DON'T NEED ETHICS REFORMS, WE NEED
POLITICIANS WITH ETHICS!
1259. TIME IS THE FERTILE SOIL OF POLITICAL CORRUPTION -
NOW IS THE TIME FOR TERM LIMITS.
1260. STUPIDITY LOUDLY PROCLAIMS; CREATION DOESN'T
REQUIRE A CREATOR.
1260. GOT QUESTIONS? TRY GOD FOR THE ANSWERS.
1261. WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO TERM LIMITS.
1262. FLIGHTS OF FANCY ARE SAFER AND CHEAPER THAN
AIRLINES.
1263. LISTENING SHOULD COME BEFORE TALKING.
1264. WHEN GOD SAYS NO, YOUR NEXT MOVE IS VERY
IMPORTANT.
1265. ARE YOU REALLY DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT
YOUR GRANDPARENTS WERE MONKEYS.
1266. TIME IS PRECIOUS - SPEND IT WISELY.
1267. HELP MORE - TALK LESS.
1268. HOW LONG COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT THE WATER
THAT GOD SUPPLIES?
1269. WHO SUPPLIES THE AIR FOR YOUR LUNGS?
1270. CREATION REQUIRES A CREATOR, NOT EVOLUTION
INDOCTRINATION.

1271. I'M THANKFUL THAT THE TURKEY IN THE WHITE HOUSE
WILL SOON BE GONE.
1272. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM GOD.
1273. ASSERT YOUR INDEPENDENCE FROM GOD, ASSUMING
YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT, DRINK OR BREATHE.
1274. TODAY'S POLITICIANS ARE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY
SPECIAL INTERESTS.
1275. HELP IS ONLY A PRAYER AWAY!
1276. "SAME SEX MARRIAGE" IS THE OXYMORON INVENTED BY
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN CHANGE GOD'S LAW.
1277. LIKE IT OR NOT WE, ARE NEVER ALONE.
1278. PATIENCE IS A GREAT TEACHER.
1279. GOD KNOWS!
1280. IT'S OK TO BE INTOLERANT OF EVIL.
1281. WORRY CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE - COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
INSTEAD.
1282. GOD HAS GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED.
1283. APPROVING OF WRONG IS NEVER RIGHT.
1284. THE WAGES OF SIN ARE TAXED AT THE HIGHEST
BRACKET.
1285. GOT A QUESTION? TRY GOD, HE HAS THE ANSWER.
1286. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
1287. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
1288. YOU CAN'T BUY TIME; SO, SPEND WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT
WISELY.

1289. GET RELIABLE DIRECTIONS FROM "GPS" - GOD'S
POSITIONING SYSTEM.
1290. GOD, NOT YOU, DECIDES WHEN YOU ARE TO BE BORN
AND TO DIE.
1291. BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU FEED YOUR
BRAIN.
1292. HAPPINESS EXPANDS WITH AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE.
1293. WE ARE ALL SINNERS, EXCEPT THE LGBTQ CROWD, WHO
PREFERS TO LIVE A LIE.
1294. YOU WILL NEVER GET LOST FOLLOWING GOD.
1295. STUPIDITY PROCLAIMS, NOTHING CAN CREATE
SOMETHING.
1296. ALL PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED BY DECISIVE ACTION.
1298. GOOD HEALTH = GREAT WEALTH
1299. WEIGHT CONTROL IS ACHIEVED BY WAIT CONTROL.
1300. WE ALL FALL AND WE MUST ALL CHOOSE TO STAY
DOWN OR GET UP.
1301. LAWYERS CREATE NEW LAWS TO CREATE MORE
LAWYERS.
1302. PROSPERITY FREQUENTLY CRIPPLES CREATIVITY.
1303. THINK AMERICAN, NOT DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN.
1304. STAY ALERT, YOUR FUTURE STARTS NOW.
1305. FREQUENTLY THE BEST ANSWER IS, "I DON'T KNOW THE
ANSWER."
1306. THE REAL SUPREME COURT HAS ONLY ONE JUDGE AND
NEVER CLOSES.

1307. REMEMBER, WHEN TEMPTATION KNOCKS, YOU'RE NOT
REQUIRED TO OPEN THE DOOR.
1308. MAY THE MONKEY OF MUNIFICENCE ALWAYS SWING
FROM THE TREE OF PROSPERITY IN YOUR GARDEN OF LIFE.
1309. LIFE IS A GIFT, BUT IT COMES WITH AN EXPIRATION
DATE.
1310. SILENCE CAN PROVIDE THE FERTILE SOIL FOR IDEAS TO
GROW.
1311. MAKE ROOM FOR GOD!
1312. AVOIDING THE FUTURE IS ALMOST AS DUMB AS TRYING
TO GROW YOUNGER.
1313. ALL NEWS MEDIA LIARS SHOULD BE BOILED IN HOT INK.
1314. ADJUST YOUR ATTITUDE - ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE
YOU EXPIRE.
1315. PANDERING POLITICIANS JUDGE TRUTH BY WHATEVER
IT TAKES TO GET THE MOST VOTES.
1316. LIKE IT OR NOT - GOD IS WITH YOU NOW!
1317. YOU, NOT YOUR STUFF, IS SUBJECT TO YOUR MAKERS
RECALL NOTICE.
1318. TRYING TO MAKE THE ABNORMAL, NORMAL, NEVER
SUCCEEDS.
1319. SLAVERY ISN'T ALWAYS CHAINS, SOMETIMES IT'S
WELFARE BENEFITS.
1320. FORMULA FOR SUCCESS - LET HIM LEAD, YOU FOLLOW.
1321. TRY TO MAKE IT BETTER!

1322. STOPPING LEARNING IS THE EQUIVALENT TO STOPPING
BREATHING.
1323. WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL, YOU'VE ACHIEVED
STUPIDITY.
1324. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU CAN HIDE FROM GOD?
1325. IF NOT GOD; WHO DO YOU TRUST?
1326. STUPIDITY PROCLAIMS; ALL CREATION NEEDS NO
CREATOR.
1327. THINKING, IS A WONDERFUL GIFT, USE IT OR LOSE IT.
1328. GOD GIVES YOU LIFE, YOU CHOOSE HOW TO LIVE IT.
1329. GOD HEARS PRAYERS, NOT INSTRUCTIONS.
1330. WANT SOME EXCITEMENT IN YOUR LIFE? TRUST GOD!
1331. IT'S NOT EASY TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE ON THE
PINNACLE OF SUCCESS.
1332. GOD CREATES THE WEATHER, MAN CAN ONLY REPORT
ON IT.
1333. YOU CAN'T LEARN WHILE YOU'RE DOING ALL THE
TALKING.
1334. HAPPINESS IS STOLEN BY WORRY.
1335. YOUR LIFE IS A GIFT FROM GOD; IT HAS AN EXPIRATION
DATE.
1336. SEARCH FOR CONTENTMENT; THEN TAKE TIME TO
ENJOY IT.
1336. WISDOM IS KNOWING HOW LITTLE WE KNOW.
1337. WHY NOT TRUST GOD, HE CREATED YOU?

1338. LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW BECAUSE ONE DAY IT
WILL BE TRUE.
1339. DO SKUNKS SMELL BAD TO OTHER SKUNKS?
1340. IF GOD HAS BLESSED YOU WITH THE ABILITY TO HELP;
DO IT.
1341. HE LIVES - AMEN!
1342. YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE IF ADAM AND EVE WERE
MEMBERS OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
1343. MY INDEPENDENCE IS DEPENDENT ON WHO SUPPLIES
THE AIR FOR MY NEXT BREATH.
1344. HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE.
1345. DO SOMETHING GOOD - TODAY!
1346. WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF SUCCESS?
1347. KEEP A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. MAKES PEOPLE WONDER
WHAT YOU KNOW THAT THEY DON'T.
1348. WHY DID GOD CREATE YOU TO BE HERE NOW?
1349. BEEN HERE FOR 32,507 DAYS; THANKS, LORD.
1350. JOIN A DIET PROGRAM AND WATCH YOUR WALLET GET
THINNER.
1351. GRATITUDE IS A JOYFUL ATTITUDE.
1352. FRIEND, IS ONE OF THE BEST TITLES YOU CAN EVER
EARN.
1353. IN GOD I TRUST. CAN GOD TRUST IN ME?
1354. FALSE PRIDE IS WORSHIP OF A FALSE GOD.
1355. IF YOU WANT TO BE CREATIVE, SEEK ADVICE FROM
THE CREATOR.

1356. CONTENTMENT GROWS AS YOUR DESIRE FOR STUFF
SLOWS.
1357. LOOK FOR SOMETHING GOOD TO DO TODAY.
1358. AT SOME POINT WE ALL MUST CHOOSE, RIGHT OR
WRONG.
1359. GOD IS A GREAT LISTENER.
1360. HAPPINESS IS AN ATTITUDE - DEVELOP IT.
1361. IF YOU WILL TALK TO GOD, HE WILL TALK TO YOU.
1362. TRUST GOD IN EVERYTHING!
1363. NO MOTHERS NO US - HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.
1364. KEEPING POLITICIANS FED, IS A TAXING EXPERIENCE.
1365. TODAY'S CHALLENGE - MAKE IT BETTER.
1366. WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE, GOD, CREATED YOU?
1367. LIKE IT OR NOT - GOD IS!
1368. TRUST IN THE LORD. IT WORKS!
1369. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, UNTIL YOU TRY.
1370. GOD NEVER QUITS - NEITHER SHOULD I.
1371. WISDOM IS THE AWARENESS THAT MY DOGMA DOESN'T
BARK THE SAME FOR EVERYONE.
1372. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ARE COMMANDMENTS, NOT
SUGGESTIONS!
1373. DOING NOTHING WILL ALWAYS PRODUCE AN EQUAL
RESULT.
1374. PUBLIC SCHOOL INDOCTRINATION PREACHES;
CREATION DOESN'T REQUIRE A CREATOR. STUPID!
1375. YOUR TIME IS A GIFT, BUT IT'S LIMITED. DON'T WASTE IT.

1376. ACHIEVEMENT REQUIRES ACTION.
1377. WE ALL NEED LUNGS AND AIR. WHO MAKES LUNGS AND
AIR?
1378. GOD'S DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN, FOR YOU AND ME.
1379. YOU'LL NEVER GET A BUSY SIGNAL WHEN CALLING GOD.
1380. NOT HELPING, WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH
THE ABILITY
TO DO SO, IS WRONG.
1381. YOUR FUTURE BEGINS; RIGHT NOW!
1382. CHOOSE YOUR LIFE STYLE - POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
1383. NEED ANSWERS? PRAY!
1384. THE BIG BANG THEORY PROCLAIMS CREATION WITHOUT
A CREATOR.
1385. YOU’LL NEVER GET A BUSY SIGNAL WHEN CALLING GOD.
1386. FRIENDSHIP IS TRULY A GRAND GIFT.
1387. GETTING AHEAD REQUIRES THE USE OF YOUR HEAD.
1388. GOD I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM - PROBLEM I HAVE A BIGGER
GOD
1389. YOUR TIME IS LIMITED AND IS SUBJECT TO RECALL.
1390. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF PRAYER.
1391. TRY TO MAKE TODAY BETTER THAN YESTERDAY.
1392. TOLERATING THE INTOLERABLE IS AN EXERCISE IN
STUPIDITY.
1393. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOUR FUTURE IS IN GOD'S HANDS.
1394. IF YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE ABILITY TO HELP
OTHERS --DO IT!

1395. GET YOUR DEFINITION OF SUCCESS, BEFORE PURSUING
IT.
1396. PLAY FOLLOW THE LEADER WITH GOD.
1397. LEARN TO GIVE FROM ALL THAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU.
1398. YOUR FUTURE BEGINS RIGHT NOW!
1399. HOW YOU LIVE IS YOUR CHOICE - GOOD OR BAD
1400. GOT A PROBLEM? TRY GOD.
1401. WILL POWER SOMETIMES REQUIRES WON'T POWER.
1402. NOW! STARTS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
1403. GOD SUPPLIES YOUR NEEDS, NOT WANTS.
1404. TRUE FREEDOM IS A GIFT FROM GOD, NOT FROM A
POLITICIAN.
1405. YOU TALK. GOD LISTENS.
1406. IF YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH ANOTHER DAY, DON'T
WASTE IT.
1407. DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE REALLY NOT IN CHARGE OF VERY
MUCH.
1408. WHEN ALL IS WELL, STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE IT.
1409. OUR LIVES REQUIRE AIR, WATER AND FOOD. GOD, NOT
DARWIN, SUPPLIES THEM.
1410. "FAKE NEWS" IS THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM FOR
LIARS.
1411. OUR KIDS ARE BEING INDOCTRINATED THAT WE HAVE
CREATION WITHOUT CREATOR.
1412. WARS SHOULD BE FOUGHT BY THE POLITICAL HACKS
THAT START THEM.

1413. IT'S REALLY SIMPLE - HE LEADS YOU FOLLOW.
1414. THE REAL SUPREME COURT HAS ONLY ONE JUDGE.
1415. WE ARE GIVEN TWO CHOICES - TRUST IN GOD OR TRUST
IN ______?
1416. SPEND, SOME OF YOUR LIMITED TIME, BEING GRATEFUL.
1417. WAKE UP - NEW DAY - TRUST GOD - EXCITEMENT
1418. IT'S YOUR MIND - DON'T FILL IT WITH JUNK!
1419. GOD IS THE OWNER - HE LENDS US HIS STUFF FOR A
LIMITED TIME.
1420. MAKE POSITIVE DEPOSITS IN YOUR MEMORY BANK.
1421. WORRY JUST MAGNIFIES A PROBLEM.
1422. STOP WORRYING - ONE DAY YOU TOO WILL PASS AWAY.
1423. CHOOSE HAPPINESS FOR TODAY.
1424. WELCOME TO A NEW DAY AND ANOTHER CHANCE TO
GET IT RIGHT.
1425. IF YOU WANT TO GROW HAPPINESS, PLANT AN ATTITUDE
OF GRATITUDE.
1426. TODAY IS AN UNFOLDING MYSTERY - ENJOY IT.
1427. LOSE WEIGHT - GIVE YOUR WORRIES TO GOD.
1428. YOUR WORDS MATTER, USE THEM WISELY.
1429. GOVERNMENTS SHOULD SERVE THE PEOPLE, NOT THE
PEOPLE SERVING THE GOVERNMENT.
1430. I TRUST GOD, HOW ABOUT YOU?
1431. WE ALL NEED AIR AND WATER TO STAY ALIVE; WHO DO
YOU SUPPOSE SUPPLIES THEM?
1432. IT ISN'T COMPLICATED, HE LEADS I FOLLOW.

1433. LOOKING FOR DIRECTIONS? TRY "GPS" GODS
POSITIONING SYSTEM.
1434. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WE ALL HAVE ONE CREATOR, ONE
SUPREME COURT AND ONE JUDGE.
1435. STOP! ENJOY YOUR NEXT, GOD GIVEN, BREATH.
1436. TRUE FREEDOM IS A GIFT FROM GOD, NOT SOME
ELECTED POLITICIAN.
1437. GOT QUESTIONS? GOD HAS THE ANSWERS.
1438. YESTERDAYS ECLIPSE WAS ORDERED BY GOD, WHO
CREATED THE SUN AND MOON.
1439. READY, GET SET, GO! TIME TO GET STARTED ON THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
1440. YOU CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING, YOU'RE
GOING OUT THE SAME WAY.
1441. WORRYING ABOUT TOMORROW RUINS TODAY.
1442. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU ARE NEVER ALONE.
1443. BE THANKFUL TO THE ONE WHO SUPPLIES THE AIR FOR
YOUR NEXT BREATH.
1444. HE DECIDED WHEN YOU START AND WHEN YOU STOP.
1445. IF YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT ALL
CREATION NEEDS NO CREATOR, THEN DARWIN'S THEORY MAY
BE CORRECT.
1446. WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? STOP CARRYING YOUR WORRIES.
1447. THINK! WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF SUCCESS
FOR YOUR LIFE?
1448. GIVE BACK SOME OF WHAT GOD HAS LOANED YOU.

1449. GOD'S TEAM ALWAYS WINS!
1450. WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE LIT THE FUSE TO START THE "BIG
BANG"?
1451. WHEN FIGHTING A GOLIATH, HE WHO CASTS THE FIRST
STONE, WINS.
1452. TROUBLE, IS OFTEN, THE PATHWAY LEADING TO GOD.
1453. READY, GET SET, GO! THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
STARTS NOW.
1454. LIFE REQUIRES AIR, WATER, AND FOOD. GUESS WHO IS IN
CHARGE OF CREATING THEM?
1455. UNLIKE OUR CROOKED POLITICIANS, GOD, WHO
CREATED EVERYTHING,
ISN'T SUBJECT TO ELECTIONS.
1456. NEVER ALLOW JUNK TO HAVE SPACE IN YOUR MIND.
1457. CAN GOD TRUST YOU? L
1458. LIVE JOYFULLY HERE AND HEREAFTER.
1459. REMEMBER TO SHARE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN.
1460. WHY GO OUT AND ENJOY LIFE, WHEN YOU CAN SIT HOME
AND WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE, WHICH YOU CAN'T
CONTROL.

FIFTH YEAR

1461. TALK WITHOUT ACTION = HOT AIR.
1462. IT'S NOT COMPLICATED, TRUST GOD, EVERYTHING ELSE
WILL FALL INTO PLACE.

1463. GET "GPS", GOD'S POSITIONING SYSTEM, FOR YOUR ROAD
THROUGH LIFE.
1464. PRAYING MEANS TALKING AND LISTENING TO GOD.
1465. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED? ARE YOU
ACHIEVING IT?
1466. WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING, ASK THE ONE WHO MADE
EVERYTHING.
1467. START TODAY WITH AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE.
1468. WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF SUCCESS?
1469. OUR POWER PLANTS REQUIRE WATER, SOLAR, COAL, GAS,
WIND ETC. TO PRODUCE ELECTRICITY; WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE
SUPPLIES THAT POWER?
1470. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT YOU NEED
AND WHAT YOU WANT.
1471. AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE WILL IMPROVE YOUR
VISION.
1472. HAPPINESS OR MISERY, IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
1473. SMILE; GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.
1474. YOUR TIME IS LIMITED SO USE IT WISELY.
1475. ALWAYS REMEMBER - BEFORE ANY POLITICIAN CAN
GIVETH HE FIRST MUST TAKETH AWAY FROM SOMEONE.
1476. FAITH MAKES FEAR FLEE.
1477. ONLY GOD CAN MAKE NOTHING INTO SOMETHING.
1478. HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE THAT ONLY YOU CAN MAKE.
1479. LIFE WASN'T MEANT TO BE LIVED IN A REAR-VIEW
MIRROR.

1480. A TOMORROW WILL COME WHEN YOU WILL BE ABSENT.
1481. DIET PROGRAMS ALL GUARANTEE TO LIGHTEN YOUR
WALLET.
1482. DOLLARS CAN'T HUG YOU.
1483. WINNERS NEVER QUIT - QUITTERS NEVER WIN.
1484. GUN CONTROLLERS ARE ASPIRING PEOPLE
CONTROLLERS.
1485. NEVER EVER PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHUT-UP
AND LISTEN.
1486. STRIVE FOR DAILY IMPROVEMENT.
1487. PEOPLE WHO LIKE SNOW ARE "FLAKEY".
1488. OUR TIME IS LIMITED - SPEND IT WISELY
1489. HOW YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE IS A CHOICE - GOOD OR BAD -
HAPPY OR SAD
1490. AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE WILL IMPROVE YOUR LIFE.
1491. WHO DO YOU THINK IS ULTIMATELY IN CHARGE?
1492. CONTENTMENT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
NEEDS AND WANTS.
1493. HOW LONG WILL YOUR SUCCESS LAST?
1494. WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? STOP CARRYING GRUDGES.
1495. LIVE TODAY WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT, ONE DAY,
YOU WON'T SEE TOMORROW.
1496. EASTER SUNDAY PROVES - OUR GOD WINS!
1497. GOD CREATED EVERYTHING - INCLUDING YOU.
1498. THE PINNACLE OF SUCCESS IS A PRECARIOUS PERCH TO
STAY ON.

1499. HELPING OTHERS REALLY HELPS YOU.
1500. TRY PUTTING ON GOD'S GLASSES FOR A DAY.
1501. THINKING SHOULD ALWAYS PRECEDE ACTION.
1502. GOD GAVE YOU A MIND - DON'T WASTE IT ON JUNK.
1503. LEAVE THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR BEHIND AND ENJOY THE
PRESENT.
1504. REPLACE WORRY WITH FAITH.
1505. WHERE YOU MIND GOES IS UP TO YOU.
1506. WHO GUIDES YOU WHEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE?
1507. NEVER EVER STOP LEARNING.
1508. GOD GAVE YOU A BRAIN; USE IT!
1509. DON'T WASTE TODAY BY WORRYING ABOUT TOMORROW.
1510. LET GOD, NOT ME, BE THE JUDGE.
1511. DO SOMETHING NICE, SECRETLY.
1512. DEVOTE SOME TIME TO KEEPING QUIET.
1513. SMILE, IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT.
1514. SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TODAY BEING THANKFUL.
1515. PARENTS GUARD CAREFULLY WHAT YOUR CHILDREN
ARE TAUGHT.
1516. MAKE TIME TO ENJOY WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE.
1517. YOUR CHOICE - HAPPINESS OR MISERY.
1518. SMILE - IT MAKES YOUR FRIENDS HAPPY AND YOUR
ENEMIES SUSPICIOUS.
1519. EVOLUTION BELIEVES NOTHING CREATED EVERYTHING.
STUPID!

1520. YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF YOUR HAPPINESS.
1521. CAN SMART PHONES MAKE USERS NUMB AND DUMB?
1522. DOES DARWIN EXPLAIN WHO CREATED THE AIR FOR
YOUR NEXT BREATH?
1523. YOUR TIME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE BECAUSE ITS
LIMITED. DON'T WASTE IT.
1524. ENJOY CONTENTMENT.
1525. GOD FORGIVES ME - HE WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU -
JUST ASK HIM
1526. IT'S TIME TO EXPOSE, EXPEL AND
REPLACE ALL POLITICIANS WHO PUT THEMSELVES AND THEIR
PARTY BEFORE OUR COUNTRY'S INTEREST.
1527. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY - I'M GOING OUT TO ENJOY IT - SEE
YA LATER
1528. NOW IS THE START OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT
WILL YOU DO WITH IT?
1529. DOGS SHOW HAPPINESS BY WAGGING THEIR TAILS; HOW
DO YOU SHOW IT?
1530. YOUR MIND CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR YOUR WORST
ENEMY. YOUR CHOICE.
1531. MAY THE ALLIGATOR OF FORGIVENESS EAT ALL YOUR
CREDITORS.
1532. MAY THE DRAGON OF DEPRESSION AFFLICT ALL WHO
DISAGREE WITH YOU.
1533. SOMETIMES, YOUR BEST ANSWER IS SILENCE.
1534. STOP! TAKE A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

1535. INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE.
1536. GRATITUDE STARTS WITH BREATHING IN AND OUT ON A
REGULAR BASIS.
1537. EQUALITY MEANS WE ALL GET 24 HOURS. WHAT WILL
YOU DO WITH YOURS?
1538. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON WHAT DOESN'T MATTER.
1539. WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP, ARE YOU GOING UP OR DOWN?
1540. MAY THE PELICAN OF PROSPERITY PEREGRINATE WITH
YOU FOREVER.
1541. EXPOSE AND REPLACE GREEDY POLITICIANS.
1542. IF YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE ABILITY TO HELP; DO IT.
1543. MAKE TIME FOR YOUR MAKER!
1544. THE BIGGER YOUR GOVERNMENT GROWS - THE FASTER
YOUR FREEDOM GOES.
1545. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO STAY ON PINNACLE OF SUCCESS.
1546. TEACHING ABOUT CREATION WITHOUT
ACKNOWLEDGING IT'S CREATOR IS DUMB.
1547. CONFERRING THE TITLE "NORMAL" ON WHAT IS
"ABNORMAL" IS A DOOMED ENTERPRISE.
1548. GOD SUPPLIES NEED NOT GREED.
1549. NEED HELP? TRY HELPING SOMEONE ELSE.
1550. GOD, SUN, MOON, AND STARS ARE ALWAYS HERE; EVEN
WHEN WE CAN'T SEE THEM.
1551. "SAME SEX MARRIAGE" IS AN OXYMORON.
1552. THE ROAD TO SUCCESS ALWAYS HAS A FEW POTHOLES.

1553. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOUR PARENTS WEREN'T PLANNED
PARENTHOOD'S?
1554. GOD, I HAVE BIG PROBLEMS - PROBLEMS I HAVE A
BIGGER GOD!
1555. MAY THE PACHYDERM OF PROSPERITY POUNCE UPON
YOU.
1556. YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOURSELF, SO TRUST YOUR MAKER.
1557. CHECK YOUR QUALIFICATIONS BEFORE PASSING
JUDGEMENT ON OTHERS.
1558. GOD DOESN'T CHANGE, BUT YOU CAN.
1559. TEACHERS ARE FARMERS WHO PLANT SEEDS IN OUR
KIDS MINDS.
1560. RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA IS THE PATHWAY TO A
MISERABLE DEATH.
1561. IF YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN THE POWER TO HELP THEN DO IT!
1562. SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR HAPPIEST
MEMORIES.
1563. TRYING TO MAKE ABNORMAL NORMAL IS A DOOMED
ENTERPRISE.
1564. THINK, THANKS.
1565. TIME SHOULD BE USED, NEVER WASTED.
1566. HONESTY LIVES, LIES DIE.
1567. WOULD YOUR LIFESTYLE CHANGE IF YOU KNEW YOUR
EXPIRATION DATE?
1568. YOUR MIND CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR YOUR WORST
ENEMY.

1569. TAKE TIME TO APPRECIATE.
1570. FRIENDSHIP CAN'T BE BOUGHT, IT HAS TO BE EARNED.
1571. WHEN YOU KNOW WHATS RIGHT - DO IT!
1572. CONFLICT STARTS WHEN YOU CONFUSE NEEDS WITH
WANTS.
1573. DEFINE SUCCESS BEFORE SPENDING YOUR LIFE
PURSUING IT.
1574. SPEND SOME TIME TODAY ENJOYING YOUR LIFE.
1575. FAITH DEFEATS FEAR.
1576. HIS WILL, WILL BE DONE!
1577. DANDELIONS - SOME SEE WEEDS OTHERS SEE BEAUTIFUL
YELLOW FLOWERS.
1578. LEARNING COMES BEFORE TEACHING.
1579. FRIEND IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST TITLES YOU CAN EVER
EARN.
1580. BE GRATEFUL - LOOK AROUND - BE GRATEFUL YOU HAVE
EYES.
1581. YOUR MIND IS VERY VALUABLE, GUARD WELL WHAT YOU
PUT IN IT.
1582. WE WERE ALL BORN WITH AN EXPIRATION DATE.
1583. HOW YOU LIVE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HOW MUCH
MONEY YOU HAVE AT THE END.
1584. YOUR LIFE IS A GIFT - ACCEPT IT AND ENJOY IT.
1585. "BIG BANG THEORY" DOESN'T MENTION WHO MADE THE
STUFF AND THEN LIT THE FUSE.
1586. FEAST ON THE GOOD - STARVE THE BAD.

1587. CHOOSE HOW YOU WILL LIVE - POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
1588. 2 EARS 1 MOUTH MEANS LISTEN TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU
TALK.
1589. GOD PROVIDES WHAT YOU NEED NOT WHAT YOU WANT.
1590. WE BOTH HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN OR NOT OWN GUNS,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE THAT
DECISION FOR ME.
1591. IT REQUIRES TREMENDOUS FAITH TO BELIEVE THAT ALL
CREATION JUST HAPPENED WITHOUT A CREATOR.
1592. WHY ARE YOU HERE NOW?
1593. SPEND SOMETIME BEING THANKFUL.
1594. HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY TO KEEP UP WITH
THE COST OF LIVING?
1595. ATTEMPTING TO CHANGE THE ABNORMAL INTO
NORMAL IS A DOOMED VENTURE.
1596. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO MAKE A CHOICE ON HOW YOU
WILL LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
1597. EVOLUTION IS THE THEORY THAT TRIES TO MAKE
MONKEYS OUT OF US.
1598. WHEN THE CLEAR ANSWER IS NO, DON'T COMPROMISE.
1559. TRY TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY TODAY. (this should be #1599
etc)
1600. AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE INCREASES YOUR
ALTITUDE.
1560. SMILE - MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU KNOW THAT
THEY DON'T.

1601. GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS - NOT INSTRUCTIONS!
1602. ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE.
1603. IT'S GOD, NOT THE GOVERNMENT, YOU'RE THANKING
TODAY!
1604. OBSERVATION, IS AN EXCELLENT TEACHER. STAY ALERT.
1605. PUBLIC SCHOOLS, STUPIDLY, INDOCTRINATE OUR KIDS
TO BELIEVE ALL CREATION HAS NO CREATOR.
1606. MOST PROGRESSIVES HAVE BECOME SO OPEN-MINDED
THAT THEIR BRAINS HAVE FALLEN OUT.
1607. TODAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD. ENJOY IT!
1608. BE WARY OF OVERWEIGHT WHITE BEARDED MEN IN RED
SUITS WHO HANG AROUND WITH REINDEER.
1609. PROCLAIMING WRONG TO BE RIGHT IS A DOOMED
ENTERPRISE.
1610. AIR AND THE LUNGS TO BREATHE IT, DIDN'T JUST
HAPPEN, THEY WERE CREATED.
1611. YOUR TIME IS LIMITED; SO IS YOUR OWNERSHIP OF
STUFF.
1612. YOU CAN'T GLIDE DOWN THE HILL UNTIL YOU HAVE
FIRST CLIMBED UP THE HILL.
1613. IT'S A REAL BLESSING TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
DO YOU?
1614. IF YOU ARE REALLY INDEPENDENT, HURRY UP AND MAKE
THE AIR FOR YOUR NEXT BREATH.
1615. WHAT IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION?
1616. GIVE - FROM WHAT YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN GIVEN.

1617. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
1618. EXPAND YOUR MIND, NOT YOUR WAIST.
1619. YOU CAN TRY, BUT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE GOD!
1620. YOU ALREADY HAVE WHAT YOU NEED!
1621. WAKE UP! GET UP! YOU'VE BEEN GRANTED THE GIFT OF
ANOTHER DAY.
1622. CELEBRATE, YOU MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR!
1623. START THE NEW YEAR OFF WITH AN ATTITUDE OF
GRATITUDE!
1824. CHOOSE YOUR FOUNDATION - GOD OR DARWIN.
1625. YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH A FREE WILL - USE IT
WISELY!
1626. IF YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION; WHAT WERE YOU
BEFORE YOU BECAME A MONKEY?
1627. YOU CAN'T CLIMB THE LADDER OF SUCCESS WHILE
SITTING ON YOUR BOTTOM.
1628. NEW WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM - STOP FEEDING YOUR
MIND JUNK FOOD.
1629. WHO DECIDED WHEN AND WHERE YOU WOULD BE BORN
AND WHAT SEX YOU WOULD BE?
1630. GOD HAS OFFICE HOURS 24 HOURS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK.
GIVE HIM A CALL!
1631. YOUR TIME HERE IS LIMITED, SPEND IT WISELY.
1632. WHO DO YOU TRUST?
1633. LIFE IS A SERIES OF CHOICES - CHECK YOUR
FOUNDATION.

1634. REPLACE "I CAN'T" WITH "I CAN".
1635. IF YOU WOULD SOAR WITH THE EAGLES, STOP HANGING
AROUND THE TURKEYS.
1636. STOP! TAKE SOME TIME TO ENJOY WHAT YOU ALREADY
HAVE.
1637. MY REAL EMPLOYER IS OUT OF THIS WORLD.
1638. HAPPINESS IS DERIVED FROM AN ATTITUDE OF
GRATITUDE.
1639. A QUESTION FOR DARWIN'S DUMMIES. WHO CAME FIRST,
MANKIND OR WOMANKIND?
1640. GOT A PROBLEM? LET GO AND LET GOD HANDLE IT.
1641. USE WHAT YOU HAVE BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT
WHAT YOU HAVEN'T.
1642. LIFE IS MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU REALIZE WHO IS
REALLY IN CHARGE.
1643. KILL STRESS WITH AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE.
1644. GOVERNMENTS COME AND GO - GOD STAYS.
1645. WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL
THE REPETITIOUS MEDIA!
1646. GOD LOVES YOU - SO WHY WORRY!
1647. WITH JESUS IN YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE YOU ALREADY
HAVE EVERYTHING YOU'LL EVER NEED.
1648. WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP, WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE YOU
CAN TAKE WITH YOU?
1649. WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO, WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE YOU'RE
GOING?

1650. NEVER LET WORRY STEAL YOU HAPPINESS.
1651. EACH TIME YOUR GOVERNMENT GROWS, ANOTHER
PIECE OF YOUR FREEDOM GOES.
1652. WHEN YOU REACH THE END HERE - YOU BEGIN THERE.
1654. BE WARY OF POLITICIANS WHO GIVE YOU A 22 TRILLION
DEBT AND THEN CRY ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO PAY MORE
TAXES TO FUND MORE OF THEIR STUPIDITY.
1655. WANT A MIRACLE IN YOUR LIFE? ASK THE ONE WHO
PROVIDES THEM.
1656. ELECTRICITY IS GENERATED BY WATER, OIL, COAL, GAS,
SOLAR, WIND, NUCLEAR- WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE MADE ALL
THIS STUFF?
1657. FOCUS ON GOOD AND BAD WILL FLEE.
1658. IT'S SMART TO TALK ABOUT CREATION, IT'S STUPID NOT
TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE CREATOR.
1659. ATTEMPTING TO CONFER NORMALCY ON THAT WHICH
IS ABNORMAL, IS A DOOMED
ENTERPRISE.
1660. SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME BEING GRATEFUL.
1661. SOCIALISM MEANS ECONOMIC SLAVERY FOR ALL,
EXCEPT FOR THE FEW MASTERS RUNNING IT.
1662. NEVER FORGET; BEFORE A POLITICIAN CAN GIVE HE
FIRST MUST TAKE!
1663. IF APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS - WHAT DO MAY
1664. YOU MAY HAVE EARNED MANY TITLES, BUT ONE OF THE
HIGHEST IS FRIEND.
1665. WE ARE ALL, AT DIFFERENT TIMES, STUDENTS AND
TEACHERS. BY WEAK
1666. LARGE DOSES OF KINDNESS CURES MANY PROBLEMS.
1667. TODAY, DO ONE THING THAT WILL IMPROVE YOUR LIFE.
1668. STRONG GOVERNMENTS ARE MADE BY WEAK CITIZENS.
1669. WHEN MOUNTING A HORSE, THE LEFT SIDE IS THE
RIGHT SIDE AND THE RIGHT SIDE IS THE WRONG SIDE.
1670. GOD IS A GREAT LISTENER. TALK TO HIM.
1671. "CLIMATE CHANGE" HAS CHANGED EVERY SINCE THE
FIRST DAY.
1672. SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TODAY BEING GRATEFUL.
1673. REALLY GREAT LIFE ADVICE FROM RAILROAD CROSSING
SIGN: STOP - LOOK - LISTEN
1674. YOUR BRAINS APPETITE IS NEVER SATISFIED - FEED IT
JUDICIOUSLY.
1675. WHAT YOU THINK YOU OWN IS REALLY JUST ON LOAN.
1676. ATTEMPTING TO CONFER NORMALCY ON WHAT IS
ABNORMAL ALWAYS ENDS IN FAILURE.
1677. WHAT YOU THINK YOU OWN IS REALLY ON LOAN,
BECAUSE YOU CAN''T TAKE IT WITH YOU.
1678. TRY TO NEVER PASS AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY TO
KEEP SILENT!
1679. HABITS COME IN TWO SIZES - GOOD OR BAD - YOU
DECIDE.

1680. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EDUCATE AND
INDOCTRINATE!
1681. BE VERY CAUTIOUS OF TEACHERS, SOME ARE VERY GOOD
AND SOME AREN'T!
1682. JOIN GOD'S CLUB TODAY, THE FRINGE BENEFITS ARE OUT
OF THIS WORLD!
1683. GOD MADE A MONKEY OUT OF DARWIN.
1684. I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING; DO YOU?
1685. IT'S KINDA STUPID TO BELIEVE YOU CAN HAVE CREATION
WITHOUT HAVING A CREATOR.
1686. FRIEND, IS A LOFTY HONORABLE TITLE TO HOLD.
1687. GET YOUR DIRECTIONS FROM GPS - GOD'S POSITIONING
SYSTEM.
1688. ASPIRE TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING BECAUSE NOBODY
IS GOOD AT EVERYTHING.
1689. LIFE IS MUCH EASIER IF YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
GOING.
1670. PROMOTION OF PERVERSION WILL END POORLY.
1671. NOW - IS THE TIME TO START ENJOYING YOUR LIFE.
1672. THE 2020 DEMOCRATIC MANTRA - "LET'S MAKE
AMERICANS LAST AGAIN"
1673. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOUR FUTURE IS IN GOD'S HANDS.
1674. STARTING RIGHT NOW, THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BEGINS.
1675. PROCRASTINATION IS THE ENEMY OF SUCCESS.
1676. WHY BE HAPPY WHEN YOU CAN WORRY YOURSELF TO
DEATH?

1677. HAPPINESS IS COMMUNICABLE; DON'T JUST SIT THERE
GO OUT AND SPREAD SOME AROUND.
1678. REACHING YOUR HIGHEST ALTITUDE IS EASIER IF YOUR
ATTITUDE IS GRATITUDE.
1679. YOUR MIND CAN ONLY GIVE BACK WHAT YOU PUT IN -
START FEEDING IT ON POSITIVES.
1680. GETTING TO THE TOP REQUIRES THAT YOU GET OFF
YOUR BOTTOM.
1681. YOUR REAL WEALTH IS - HEALTH, FRIENDS, TIME, LOVE,
PEACE, JOB, WEATHER, AIR, ETC.
1682. WHY BE HAPPY WHEN YOU CAN BE SPENDING ALL YOUR
TIME WORRYING ABOUT THE FUTURE, WHICH YOU CAN'T
CONTROL?
1683. AWARDING THE TITLE NORMAL TO THAT WHICH IS
ABNORMAL IS A PERVERSION OF TRUTH.
1684. HAPPINESS COMES EASILY WHEN YOU KNOW WHO IS
REALLY IN CHARGE.
1685. THE END OF THE WORLD WILL BE JUST LIKE THE
BEGINNING, GOD WILL DECIDE WHEN.
1686. DARWIN'S DUMMIES ARE STILL PREACHING THAT
NOTHING, OVER BILLIONS OF YEARS, EVOLVED INTO
EVERYTHING.
1686. A STRONG WILL-POWER REQUIRES A MUCH STRONGER
WON'T-POWER.
1687. LOOKING FOR DIRECTION IN YOUR LIFE? TRY (GPS) GOD'S
POSITIONING SYSTEM. IT NEVER FAILS.

1688. SPEAK AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT; YOUR ETERNAL
ONE DOES.
1689. LEARNING OCCURS FROM LISTENING NOT FROM
TALKING.
1690. REAL WEALTH IS HEALTH, FAMILY, FRIENDS,
CONTENTMENT.
1691. I BET YOUR GLAD THAT ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T
PLANNED PARENTHOOD S.
1692. TIME, YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET, IS LIMITED SO
SPEND IT WISELY.
1693. PROBLEMS ARE FREQUENTLY THE HIDING PLACE FOR
OPPORTUNITIES IN DISGUISE.
1694. WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE OF CLIMATE CHANGE? ASK
NOAH THE BOAT BUILDER.
1695. PRESIDENT TRUMP FOUND 100% GUILTY OF FIGHTING
AGAINST SWAMP RATS.
1696. THERE IS ONE WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING, THE REST OF
US ONLY KNOW SOMETHINGS.
1697. INTELLIGENT DESIGN OBSERVATION REQUIRES
INTELLIGENCE.
1698. TIME - YOUR MOST PRECIOUS LIMITED ASSET - DON'T
WASTE IT!
1699. SURPRISE YOUR MIND ----- THINK!
1700. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
1701. NOW IS WHEN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE GETS STARTED.
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH IT?

1702. ONLY COMPLAIN TO THE ONE WHO CAN FIX YOUR
PROBLEM.
1703. YOU HAVE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO PURSUE
HAPPINESS. HOW'S IT GOING?
1704. COMPLETE HEALING REQUIRES COMPLETE BELIEVING.
1705. STRIVE TO INCREASE THE ALTITUDE OF YOUR ATTITUDE.
1706. PRAYER IS LIKE TALKING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND.
1707. IF CONTENTMENT COULD BE BOUGHT HOW MUCH
WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT?
1708. WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO RECALL BY OUR MAKER.
1709. IT REQUIRES GREAT FAITH AND STUPIDITY TO BELIEVE
IN CREATION WITHOUT A CREATOR.
1710. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT NOTHING DECIDED TO
CREATE EVERYTHING?
1711. WHAT IS YOUR MOST IMPORTANT GOAL FOR TODAY?
1712. SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TODAY BEING THANKFUL.
1713. ACHIEVEMENT IS A GOAL, LAZINESS ISN'T.
1714. WALK - DO NOT RUN THRU YOUR LIFE!
1715. BEFORE COMPLAINING, TRY COUNTING YOUR BLESSINGS
FIRST.
1716. THE BIGGER THE GOVERNMENT GROWS THE QUICKER
YOUR FREEDOM GOES.
1717. WHEN YOU HAVE LITTLE YOU APPRECIATE MUCH -
WHEN YOU HAVE MUCH YOU APPRECIATE LITTLE.
1718. TODAY IS ANOTHER ADVENTURE INTO THE UNKNOWN.
1719. A TRULY WISE MAN, FREQUENTLY, SAYS NOTHING.

1720. ONLY YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF YOUR MIND. WHAT YOU
ALLOW INSIDE DETERMINES YOUR FUTURE.
1721. WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WHY CAN'T THE NEWS
MEDIA ACCEPT IT?
1722. BELIEVE IT OR NOT "CLIMATE CHANGE" IS A DAILY
OCCURRENCE!
1723. CHINESE FLU CURE - AMMONIA - THE AMMONIA SMELL,
WHILE CLEANING OUT STABLES AS A KID, PREVENTED ME
FROM EVER CATCHING A COLD.
1724. WORRY IS A HAPPINESS THIEF. STOP IT NOW!
1725. CAUTION - NEVER BE SO OPEN MINDED THAT YOU LET
YOUR BRAIN FALL OUT.
1726. GOD'S COMMUNICATION SYSTEM IS WIRELESS, 24-7, NO
BLANK SPOTS. CALL HIM ANY TIME.
1727. ALL LIFE REQUIRES OXYGEN AND WATER - TAKE A DEEP
BREATH A DRINK OF WATER AND BE GRATEFUL.
1728. TODAY IS THE START OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE - MAKE
IT COUNT.
1729. YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES TO MAKE ABOUT YOU FINAL
HOME ADDRESS.
1730. GOD IS! NOT WAS OR WILL BE.
1731. EVOLUTION REQUIRES GOD'S CREATION BEFORE IT CAN
START.
1732. ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE, I DON'T KNOW VERY
MUCH.

1733. OUR MINDS CONSTANTLY CRAVE NOURISHMENT -
GOOD/EVIL, POSITIVE/NEGATIVE, TRUTH/LIES -WE
MUST CHOOSE WHAT WE FEED THEM.
1735. MEMORIAL DAY 2020 - WE ARE SURRENDERING OUR
FREEDOM TO POWER CRAZED POLITICIANS!
1736. IF YOU ARE REALLY DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IN THE
"BIG BANG THEORY"; WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE LIT THE FUSE?
1737. GOD NEVER FORGETS YOU - YOU SHOULD NEVER FORGET
HIM.
1738. YOUR TALK SHOULD BE THE SAME AS YOUR ACTIONS.
1739. PURSUIT OF ETERNAL YOUTH IS A DOOMED ENTERPRISE.
1740. EDUCATION MEANS LISTEN MORE AND TALK LESS.
1741. TO ERR IS HUMAN. TO KEEP ON ERRING IS STUPIDITY.
1742. TRY TO BE USEFUL TODAY.
1743. GOD'S LIFE MATTERS! "HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST
THE FIRST STONE"
1744. TIME IS A VERY PRECIOUS GIFT, SPEND IT
THOUGHTFULLY.
1745. A NEW DAY IS ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT.
1746. NEVER BELIEVE ANY TEACHER WHO PROCLAIMS THAT
NOTHING CREATED EVERYTHING AND THAT THERE IS NO
GOD.
1747. WORLDWIDE POWER OUTAGE IF GOD FAILS TO
CONTINUE SUPPLYING SOLAR, WIND, WATER, OIL, GAS, COAL,
WOOD, NUCLEAR, ETC.

1748. IT'S NOT COMPLICATED - WITH GOD YOU WIN, WITHOUT
HIM YOU LOSE.
1749. WHAT IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE IN
YOUR LIFE?
1750. FUN IS A FORM OF PROFIT. GO OUT AND MAKE SOME$.
1751. SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME ALONE - THINKING.
1752. IT REQUIRES MUCH FAITH (STUPIDITY) TO BELIEVE IN
THE EVOLUTION THEORY THAT NOTHING CREATED
EVERYTHING.
1753. COMMAND YOUR MIND TO SEEK HAPPINESS NOT MISERY.
1754. HALF TRUTHS ARE WHOLE LIES.
1755. BIRTH AND DEATH ARE NATURAL OCCURRENCES; WHAT
COMES NEXT IS UP TO YOU.
1756. IF YOU DON'T CHERISH FREEDOM THEN VOTE FOR THE
ENSLAVEMENT OF SOCIALISM.
1757. OUR LIVES, LIKE THE WEATHER, ARE SUBJECT TO
CHANGE WITH LITTLE ADVANCE WARNING.
1758. THE OBVIOUS FACTS OF "INTELLIGENT DESIGN" ARE
DENIED BY PEOPLE WHO LACK INTELLIGENCE!
1759. AMERICANS ARE MUCH HAPPIER THAN DEMOCRATS.
1760. THE CHOICE IS SIMPLE - BE AN AMERICAN OR A
DUMBOCRAT.
1761. PROBLEMS ARE FREQUENTLY GRAND OPPORTUNITIES IN
DISGUISE.
1762. SMILE - MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU KNOW
THAT THEY DON'T.

1763. THE BIG BANG THEORY CLAIMS THAT NOTHING BLEW UP
AND CREATED EVERYTHING. DUMB
1764. STOP WAITING AND START DOING.
1765 WORRY IS A TERRIBLE WASTE OF YOUR VALUABLE, BUT
LIMITED, TIME.
1766. SNEAK UP AND SURPRISE YOUR MIND - THINK!
1767. YOU CAN ASSERT YOUR INDEPENDENCE UNTIL YOU NEED
YOUR NEXT BREATH.
1768. IF YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE ABILITY TO HELP - DO IT.
1769. HE KNOWS!
1770. YOUR TIME IS THE MOST VALUABLE GIFT YOU HAVE TO
GIVE.
1771. CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T NEW, IT STARTED THE DAY
AFTER GOD CREATED THE WORLD.
1772. A GOLD-PLATED COFFIN LINED WITH $1,000.00 DOLLAR
BILLS - IS STILL A COFFIN.
1773. GENERATIONS PASS AWAY, TRUTH DOESN'T!
1774. YOU CHOOSE - HAPPY OR MISERABLE.
1775. NO! IT WASN'T DARWIN OR HIS THEORIES THAT CREATED
YOU.
1776. STOP WAITING FOR THE FUTURE - START LIVING NOW!
1777. AMBITION + WORK = SUCCESS
1778. YOUR OWNERSHIP OF ANYTHING COMES WITH AN
EXPIRATION DATE.
1779. TIME IS YOUR GREATEST GIFT, NEVER WASTE IT.
1780. SPEND SOME TIME BEING GRATEFUL.

1781. WHO POWERS THE SUN? WHO POWERS YOU?
1782. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT NOTHING JOINED UP WITH
MORE NOTHING AND CREATED EVERYTHING?
1783. USE WHAT YOU HAVE, BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT
WHAT YOU HAVEN'T.
1784. PLANT POSITIVE SEEDS.
1785. THE REAL SUPREME COURT HAS ONLY ONE JUDGE.
1786. I ALREADY HAVE ALL I NEED.
1787. TRAVEL IS A BROADENING EXPERIENCE, ESPECIALLY IF
YOU EAT OUT.
1788. WHEN MORTAL LIFE ENDS THE ETERNAL ONE BEGINS.
ARE YOU SET?
1789. USE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN.
1790. IF HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE.
1791. LIFE IS OVER WHEN YOU STOP LEARNING.
1792 WE ALL MUST LEARN AND WE ALL MUST TEACH.
1793. GOD IS EVERYWHERE, INCLUDING CHURCHES.
1794. TRUST GOD, HE MADE YOU.
1795. IMPROVE YOUR VISION - PRAY!
1796. HELP SOMEONE TODAY.
1797. WHAT IS YOUR MOST IMPORTANT GOAL IN LIFE?
1798. LOOK AROUND FOR SOMETHING GOOD TO DO TODAY.
1799. FOR MANY OF US - THE END HERE IS THE BEGINNING UP
THERE.
1800. EDUKSHUN IS NOT ONE SIZE FITS EVERYONE.
1801. DON'T FORGET TO SAY, "THANKS".

1802. WHY WORRY, YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF THE FUTURE.
1803. GOT A QUESTION? GO TO HIM WHO HAS THE ANSWER!
1804. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
1805. WEAR SNEAKERS WHEN HELPING OTHERS.
1806. YOU DON'T KNOW THE END OF YOUR STORY - YET!
1807. GOD GAVE YOU TWO EARS AND ONE MOUTH - LISTEN
MORE TALK LESS.
1808. ARROGANCE IS INSPIRED BY IGNORANCE.
1809. THE REST OF YOUR LIFE STARTS NOW.
1810. YOUR FREEDOM GOES AS YOUR GOVERNMENT GROWS.
1811. WINNING REQUIRES YOU TO MAKE A START.
1812. WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE IS REALLY IN CHARGE OF YOUR
FUTURE?
1813. ALL BAIT LOOKS ATTRACTIVE UNTIL YOU GET HOOKED.
1814. GOOD MEMORIES SHOULD BE VISITED FREQUENTLY BUT
NOT BE LIVED IN.
1815. IN A REPUBLIC IT'S YOUR OBLIGATION TO VOTE, GOD
WILL DETERMINE THE OUTCOME.
1816. YOU CAN PRAY QUIETLY BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T WEAR
HEARING AIDS.
1817. MOST OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
THEIR OWN DENSITY.
1818. WHEN GOD SAYS NO DO YOU STILL TRUST HIM?
1819. AFTER GRADUATING FROM THIS LIFE, WHERE ARE YOU
PLANNING TO SPEND ETERNITY?

1820. GRATITUDE IS THE FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO
HAPPINESS.
1821. IF IT'S BROKE, FIX IT!
1822. YOUR TIME HERE IS LIMITED, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T
WASTE IT.
1823. TRY BEING GRATEFUL IF YOU ARE INHALING AND
EXHALING ON A REGULAR BASIS.
1824. BE VERY DISCRIMINATING ABOUT WHAT YOU ALLOW TO
ENTER YOUR MIND.
1825. SOMETIMES YOUR BEST IS ACHIEVED ONLY AFTER GOING
THROUGH YOUR WORST.
1826. MAN'S LAWS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE; GOD'S AREN'T!

SIXTH YEAR

1827. GOD CARES ABOUT YOU! DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM?
1828. SOMETIMES STUFF MUST END BEFORE YOU CAN BEGIN AGAIN. 
1829. STOP BELIEVING IN GOD AND WATCH YOUR PROBLEMS START TO GROW. 
1830. BE PATIENT, YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF THE WORLD.  
1831. WHAT MANY THINK IS THE END, IS REALLY THE BEGINNING.
1832. HOW MUCH OF YOUR FUTURE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF?
1833. BE A DOER NOT A DON'TER,
1844. HOW DO YOU DEFINE HAPPINESS?
1845. SPEND SOME TIME TODAY ENJOYING YOUR LIFE.
1846. MONOLOGUERS ABHOR DIALOGUERS. 
1847. GOD CREATED US WITH TWO EARS, TWO EYES, BUT ONLY ONE MOUTH.
1848. DON'T WASTE YOUR PRECIUOS TIME MAJORING ON MINORS.
1849. THE UNITED STATES IS NO LONGER UNITED - NOW IT'S THE AMERICANS VERSUS THE                    DEMOCRATS.
1850. WHEN DEMOCRATS WIN, AMERICANS LOSE!
1851. SOMETIMES THE BEST PART OF MY DAY IS AN EXHILIRATING AFTERNOON NAP.
1852. IF YOU THINK FREEDOM IS REALLY FREE - TALK TO A VETERAN.
1853. I PRAY THAT ALL CORRUPT POLITICIANS BE EXPOSED, PROSECUTED AND REPLACED                    WITH HONEST LEADERS.
1854. Walking beats running.
1855. WHAT PRAYER (WISH) DO YOU WANT TO BE GRANTED TODAY?
1856. MAKE SURE YOU PUT SOME LIVING INTO YOUR LIFE.
1857. STRIVE TO IMPROVE EVERYTHING!